Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Our New Candidate

One of a group of genetically engineered "supermen", Khan already has experience in governing a people as he has already ruled a third of the world, mostly in Western Asia. True, most of the supermen attempted to control the world and the merefolk overthrew them that led to a period of absolute darkness for Earth, but that's what you get when you make a man super, he has super ambitions.

The superior intellect alone gets my vote, especially after eight years under the reign of Elmer Fudd and Darth Cheney. Khan can be cruel, but also has the capacity to love and to survive even the most dangerous of situations say like the nearby planet blowing up. To date there is only one man who has been able to defeat Khan, and he's currently retired in Boston working as an attorney.

For these reasons and so many more I suggest we throw all of our support behind Khan Noonian Singh for President of these United States of America...after all, he was a prince once with POWER over MILLIONS!


Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

Yes, yes, but what's his position on Social Security?

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

You'd never live long enough to cash in Social Security so it would be done and over with

SayHey Kid said...

Would never happen, his name could be on some terrorist watch list or no fly log.......Or at least thats what the Right would lead you to believe