John Persinger turned 100 recently and did what any red blooded American would do, he celebrated his birthday at Hooters. I love this guy, not only is he 100 years old and going to Hooters to celebrate, he is much like George Burns and contends he has lived this long to his diet. His diet is that of steak, fried potatoes, and his killer onion rings. I know when Dews gets this age he too will live a very similar life, though likely with a 20 year old mistress. I for one cannot attest to wanting to live this long, those who know me know I'm just under a hair of my desired maximum age, but you have to give it to this old man for still loving what Hooters serves best, breasts.
Sadly it doesn't appear that the Hooters Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas will live this long.
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I only want to live long enough to enjoy every part of me still working, more or less.
To quote George Burns "Its like playing pool with a rope", and if thats the case, I'm not signin up for that!
Really glad we wandered over to the Hooters Casino though while we were there now.
Will be a shame to get rid of that...
This is why I'm going to be happy to be Dews' attorney. Can you imagine how much he's going to have to spend on paternity suits?
You guys make me out to be quite the whore!
Going to be giving people the wrong impression that may actually know who I am.
Answer this Dews, do you or do you not have a Hooters Passport with the dream of filling it up?
Damnit....
yes...
There is nothing wrong with being a man-whore. Every group needs one. You just happen to be ours.
Although he couldn't get laid in Manchester. Even with all the cougs on the prowl.
er.. I did until "something happened"
:)
There were many man-whores in this group prior to Dews. Two of those have now settled down, one officially (really officially in 25 days) and the other we all expect to stay in DC or move to San Diego sooner rather then later.
Dews, face it, you were promoted and certain actions are expected.
Well, I was referring to the present day man-whore.
I know, I was explaining to Dews how he...inherited the title
haha, "Inherited", I like that :)
I nominate Dews for this years FDG Jr Jr award
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