Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Dews Wednesday wrap-it-up


Rumors of my death were again greatly exaggerated, but I enjoy falling off the grid for a day to raise questions :)

Busy things going on for me with work seemingly still crazy and looking for new apartments for myself and some others (as well as an overactive nightlife it seems) have contributed to a sub-par amount of postings from myself, but I shall do my best to fix that from time to time...

Anyway, on to the news of the day...

Leading off, some extremely disturbing news about the treatment of Vets suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, or PTSD. Apparently Fort Benning has decided that the most appropriate location for people with said disorder (which can commonly be triggered by loud noises that could mimic, oh, gunfire maybe?), is next to a firing range.

Across the street from their assigned housing, about 200 yards away, are some of the Army infantry's main firing ranges, and day and night, several days each week, barrages from rifles and machine guns echo around Strickland's building. The noise makes the wounded cringe, startle in their formations, and stay awake and on edge, according to several soldiers interviewed at the barracks last month. The gunfire recently sent one soldier to the emergency room with an anxiety attack, they said.

Great decisions all around for the Army here, but what else is new?

In a sign of how much the poor Oil industry is obviously suffering, its rumored that the Abu Dhabi Investment Council is trying to purchase a 75% stake in the famous Chrysler building in Mid-town New York...

Sources say the super-rich Abu Dhabi Investment Council is negotiating an $800 million deal for a 75 percent stake in the Art Deco treasure that has defined the Midtown skyline since 1930.
Again, my heart goes out to these long-suffering oil barons that I am SURE are feeling the pinch from this whole Oil pricing problem we seem to be having....



Finally, my solemn sympathies for the City of Boston for having your hearts handed to you by a late comeback by my scrappy Baltimore Orioles (oh yea, and they lost some basketball game too I think).

Better luck next time you pink hat wearing popped collared douche bags! :)

That is all...

6 comments:

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

If you weren't my friend, I would accuse you of some serious Dewsbaggery.

That bandwagon thing is probably the single most ridiculous statement ever made in the history of sport.

SayHey Kid said...

I would say that 1/2 of Boston sportsfans are bandwagons. Where were Pats and Saux fans during the "dark days". Certainly not at the stadiums/parks dawning Doug Flutie or Mike Greenwell garb.

I give Boston credit for sticking around during the Celts and Bruins shit years though.

As for Abu Dhabi buying the Crysler Building. My response is: What else is new. I think we need to re-write the Woody Guthrie classic "This Land is Your Land, This Land is my land".

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

The Sox have been drawing at or above the AL average forever. Not sure if they were donning Greenwell garb all the time. I couldn't find that information for the Pats.

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

In a sense it's not fair to Dewey because he lives up there and he hasn't seen a change in the rest of the nation. Since the Pats and Red Sox started winning championships all you've seen in the popped collar douche bags jump the bandwagon quicker then Steinbrenner can go after a big name free agent. It is these people who give Boston fans a bad name. What Boston hated Yankee "fans" for for so long has now happened to themselves.

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

My roommate (also a Red Sox fan), came up with a good test to see who is a true Red Sox fan. A true Red Sox fan will be able to tell you (1) the Sox win-loss record (2) how many games out of first the Sox are and (3) how many games ahead of or behind the Yankees the Sox are. A Red Sox fan will be able to answer those questions with reasonable accuracy.

Dews said...

I think thats reasonable, but I would add that they know at least 7 of the starting 9, and 4 of the starting 5 in the rotation too...