Monday, June 16, 2008

Let's Take A Trip

I know, I know, it's been some time since I posted, but I am adjusting to life without a job and living in Houston. This usually means getting the apartment settled, going to Astros games, playing XBox 360 and watching Battlestar Galactica.

On some days, however, there are other things that I am able to do. Now you have to understand something before this post goes on, Dews has an unhealthy obsession which has infected many other of our people in the Nation's capital. They want one thing and are ready to take time off of work to drive an hour or two just to get it...

Oh, what could this be, what is this strange setup here in southeast Texas?

Open till midnight or later? 99 cent shakes right now? WTF is this thing called Tots? Why it could only be...

Ah yes, Sonic Drive In, Dews' achilles heel. The food he would walk over scorched earth and kiss A-Rod's baby to get to. The food that he and almost everyone else in DC is dying for right now. What am I doing here, well it's hard to miss them in Houston, they're EVERYWHERE you want to be.

Oh, look at this, it's some Sonic food that has found its way into my car. I wonder how it got there? Perhaps I should just throw this away, take one for the team cause if they can't eat it, why should I?

That would be downright ridiculous, and look at this food. How could any red blooded American throw away something so tasty? Yes, that is a vanilla milk shake with a big bacon cheeseburger on texas toast.

MMMMMM, I know whose milkshakes bring me to their location, delicious. Dews, SayHey, want some? Oh, damn, the closest ones to you are over an hour away.

I guess everyone is just going to have to move to Houston if they want any of this flavor, and it is mad flavor at that. Add to the fact that I live right next to Minute Maid Park, and I do mean right next to. Here is the view from our loft.

But now I must go to HEB, which is supposed to be a superb store, but maybe not as superb as SPECS which you all must see to know. A giant liquor store, with smokes and cigars and many other various items. Oh, you could take a date there and get sloshed with the amount of free samples they have. But I digress, must shower, perhaps I'll grab sonic on the way home....

9 comments:

SayHey Kid said...

Jack Gonzo = Prick!!

Its a shame Jack would never wake up in time for mini cini buns!!

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

I love photojournalism, especially when it's intent is to pick on Dews.

Minky said...

friiiiiiiieeeeeed maaaaaaaaaac and cheeeeeeeese...mmmm...best food i have ever tasted, ever. the question remains though, is it Kosher?

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

I'm going to go waaaay out on a limb and say fuck no.

SayHey Kid said...

Something that good HAS to be Kosher!

Kim Farmer said...

ASSHOLE!!!!!! That's just down right cruel. I don't love you anymore.

Dews said...

Worst part... Is I just went to the gym, already hungry, and I get back to my desk before getting food (still starving by the way) only to see this...

You and Jeffrey Maier will get yours!

Dews said...

Side note to Jack, Ben's Chili Bowl has chili cheese fries that taste remarkably similar to the tots...

I had those saturday night, so I's sassified for now, thanks...

SayHey Kid said...

Bens and Sonic are on completely different levels of greatness!!

I feel your starvation man. This health kick is killing me (But I have dropped 10 pounds, so who am i to complain)