Tonight we have a HUGE crowd to talk about what no doubt is going to be a train wreck…
JackGonzo: Welcome to the LSWTF live chat of the second Presidential Debate
maybe to be called Return of the Living Dead Necropolis
SayHey: John McCain = Kimbo Slice
JackGonzo: brought to you by white russian in a Stewie Go To Hell Glass
Dews: glad to be in on this one gentlemen
8:00 PM JackGonzo: nice to see we could pull you away from Rock Band long enough for you to join
SayHey: As usual, I am beverageless
JackGonzo: Apparently the town hall meeting...wait...80?! try 8 voters in the hall
Dews: and ladies, my miste
ah yes, slow evening to
8:01 PM JackGonzo: I think I'll have more people in my place tomorrow night
SayHey: To be honest, im shocked your alive
JackGonzo: Who said he is, McCain isn't the only living dead with us tonight
Dews: I kind of am too
JackGonzo: Quick question, how does the South always get the debates?
8:02 PM Stefan has joined
JackGonzo: didn't they lose?
Stefan: Hey everyone
SayHey: Hey man
Dews: best bumperstick ever seen in Boone NC, "North 1, South 0... Halftime"
JackGonzo: Thank you for your opinion Brokaw that you think the questions are Excellent
Dews: welcome aboard
8:03 PM JackGonzo: We have a nice crowd with us tonight, hell we may have more people in this chat then in this hall
SayHey: This is true
JackGonzo: and Obama should have front kicked then overhand right to McCain to start out
SayHey: Cheap shot in the gut
Dews: we were thinking Obama should have given McCain a high five
JackGonzo: wait...we can send a question in?
8:04 PM SayHey: Obama should have given him a "syyyke"
JackGonzo: It's Kojack!
SayHey: Where is his lolipop
JackGonzo: McCain took it with his Medicare
8:05 PM Dews: was the damn AARP when they sold their soul an screwed us all with the Prescription drug benefits bill
SayHey: Look at that indi spike
JackGonzo: which channel is everyone watching?
Dews: I'm on CNN
SayHey: Me to
Stefan: I'm streaming on hulu
SayHey: Even the red spiked
PhillyFan: just switched to cnn
JackGonzo: so far best audio is on abc
Stefan: Which looks like it may be the same as nbc
8:06 PM Dews: some massive delay between HD and regular signals, like moreso then usual
JackGonzo: nah started on nbc, but abc is much louder
Stefan: Oh, town hall dig at Obama
JackGonzo: did mccain thought he just got a dig in on Obama?
SayHey: Nobody got it
Nice one, old guy
8:07 PM JackGonzo: is this the bald men section?
wanted mccain to feel at home
SayHey: And he voted for that debt
JackGonzo: is that kid in the bald men section old enough to vote?
Dews: hypnotised by the damn heart monitor
JackGonzo: wait...the heart monitor is a flat line, he's killed em
8:08 PM Stefan: It's only actually $700 billion a year if you count Canada as a "country that doesn't like us" and "overseas"
SayHey: Im waiting for him to sit on Alans lap and kiss him on the forehead
PhillyFan: Once again, huh Dews? I'm glad I switched to CNN
SayHey: Nestle him tightly and tell him everything will be ok
JackGonzo: you know it...but what is it?
Stefan: And that isn't actually federal money he's talking about, it's private oil purchases.
MrSanDiego: McCain states the obvious
restore the economy. Ok, how
Dews: FAIL AT JOKES
8:09 PM SayHey: 0-2 in the zing department
JackGonzo: Jokes...ur doin it rong
Stefan: Stall for time
MrSanDiego: oh look
MrSanDiego: McCain trying to take Warren Buffet from the Obama Cabinet
We can EBay the country
James: LOL... I was wondering why my computer was blowing up down here!
JackGonzo: yeah, the ebay lady...GREAT choice insert eye roll here
8:10 PM James: Hey everyone
Dews: sell it all!
MrSanDiego: Yay. Put Palin in Charge of that.
JackGonzo: Good Evening
Dews: wow, we have the overseas contingent in now
James: I just switched on... how much have I missed
Dews: Easter Islands represented now?
PhillyFan: Thats the other James
JackGonzo: I think Kojack is in the bald men section
Dews: ahh, my mistake
Stefan: Playing the politico drinking game Eric?
SayHey: Sure am!
8:11 PM SayHey: I just wish I had some booze
But Dews drank it all up last night
Dews: I never touch the stuff
PhillyFan: Same here...mine is gone
Stefan: Obama only mentioned one person on that last question, and briefly.
JackGonzo: PhillyFan is still feeling conflicted about the Phillies making it to the NLCS, the Eagles losing to the Skins, and Flyers losing to the Devils
MrSanDiego: Politics time
PhillyFan: Phillies World Series Champs
JackGonzo: Taye Diggs is in the house!
8:12 PM SayHey: Greed an access?? *cough cough Keating 5
MrSanDiego: Greed Greed
MrSanDiego: McCain knows about that
SayHey: His suspended campaign is such an epic fail
JackGonzo: is he starting to look hunched over?
SayHey: I wonder if anyone with a brain buys unto it
MrSanDiego: McCain is wondering how a Muslim got in the audience
JackGonzo: Obama isn't old enough to have cronies
Stefan: Lets see how well McCain can explain the role of the big institutions named like southern girls in this whole crisis.
Dews: its called the MidWest
PhillyFan: He has already aged...just wait four years
MrSanDiego: because aren't all black Americans...
8:13 PM Dews: communists?
like Northern VA?
JackGonzo: Fannie and Freddie sitting in a tree...
MrSanDiego: Only in our neighborhood Dews
SayHey: McCant is fiesty tonight
JackGonzo: got a shot of horse steroid before the debate
SayHey: Uhm, Oliver asked the question
Stefan: He's saying the bailout involves buying individual's mortgages and letting them stay in their homes?
JackGonzo: this farce fire?
8:14 PM Dews: yea, we're letting them keep their homes... riiiiight
JackGonzo: so we have Taye Diggs, Kojack...who's next?
Dews: oh snap!
MrSanDiego: bring it
8:15 PM oh snap
that rates two
Dews: too many uhhhs
JackGonzo: another youngster who doesn't look old enough to vote...and
he looks like a member of the Hitler Youth
MrSanDiego: uh oh
SayHey: McCant is ready for a rant
MrSanDiego: McCain smash
Dews: ahh, beat me too it
8:16 PM SayHey: raaaaarrrrr
MrSanDiego: he is pacing
JackGonzo: McCain crush puny Dem
SayHey: Yeh........bad body language
MrSanDiego: oh hahaha
no chance for McCai nto respond
8:17 PM Dews: he's gonna stay pissed
JackGonzo: Brokahw kills the heartbeat every time he speaks
MrSanDiego: Tom Brokaw gotcha McCain
SayHey: Rant time
Stefan: As much as I'm biased, Obama is sounding good tonight. Better than the first debate, I think.
JackGonzo: Yes he is
Dews: he is much more on point and direct
SayHey: He sounds sharp
JackGonzo: I think he's feeling more confident, and it's showing
Dews: still a few too many long "Ands" and "uhhs"
MrSanDiego: who ever told McCain he looks comfortable in this format
8:18 PM Stefan: That was a good explanation of how wall-street firms in trouble can directly cost people jobs in small towns.
SayHey: Apparently his campaign folks said that
JackGonzo: then why do ship jobs to china and india?
Stefan: "as it turns out?"
JackGonzo: is it bad that we're not even 20 minutes in and my drink is almost gone?
SayHey: Not bad at all
James: she had to read that?
8:19 PM Stefan: What words are you drinking on?
MrSanDiego: oh no it is Palin in disguise
JackGonzo: I. CAN'T. READ!
SayHey: What words is he not drinking on?
Thats the question
Dews: wait, is he telling Americans to cut back and make sacrifices?
that shit doesn't fly here sir
it is NOT our fault
JackGonzo: this is true, throat feels dry and a white russian wets it
SayHey: I blame Iraq
Stefan: Admittedly, the surpluses were the doing of a republican congress...
MrSanDiego: keep hitting on ole W
Dews: I blame Clinton
8:20 PM somehow its Clinton's fault
MrSanDiego: poor George
SayHey: I blame Vermont
JackGonzo: BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!
Dews: haha, them to
PhillyFan: Sorry, that was the kitten
MrSanDiego: and Canada
Dews: damn flip heads
SayHey: And those uncle fuckers
James: yeah, I think Canada should bail us out!
Stefan: Nice! Higher education as a key point up there with health care.
MrSanDiego: spend and cut
James: there's the answer
JackGonzo: oh, good news Stef...the demon cat is getting de-clawed after he attaked CityCat in the face
MrSanDiego: and we do magic
8:21 PM JackGonzo: we can't do magic, they prayed to protect Palin from witchcraft!
Dews: Warshington, drink!
James: "across the aisle"
PhillyFan: Ok I really need a drink
Dews: Lieberman ISN'T across the aisle
Dews: he's a damn whore
MrSanDiego: lieberman isn't across the aisle
8:22 PM JackGonzo: no no, he reached AROUND Liberman
MrSanDiego: he is halfway up McCains crack
Stefan: I heard. And while I'm really relieved that she's okay, I'd like to go on the record as having said he's an attack cat about 5 years ago.
James: Citizens Really Against Politicians CRAP
SayHey: Wait, wasnt thatr the bailout??
MrSanDiego: uh oh
Dews: is it me, or is McCain losing his breath?
MrSanDiego: McCain is brain Failing
SayHey: Oh damn, education??? BAD
JackGonzo: is that Shannon Dougherty?
8:23 PM MrSanDiego: malfunction
SayHey: McCant needs a reboot
Dews: he's breathing heavy
JackGonzo: Fuckin a we need to spend money on a Planetarium
Stefan: To be fair, that litany of large numbers is something that is going to sound really scary to undecided voters.
SayHey: Rather that than a bridge to nowhere
MrSanDiego: got to keep the slaves making the money
James: drilling off-shore for nuclear power!
Dews: really getting disturbed by his heavy breathing
JackGonzo: shut up tom
SayHey: No No, nucular
8:24 PM James: oh yeah, I forgot palin
MrSanDiego: McCain has a heartattack right here and Palin takes over the race
MrSanDiego: it is a conspiracy
Dews: Tina Fey?
SayHey: McCant isnt programmed to multi-task
JackGonzo: buh buh blah?
wtf is he talking about?
MrSanDiego: what he say?
James: "across the aisle"
SayHey: He is loioping
8:25 PM MrSanDiego: lets go back 20 years now
JackGonzo: to and then and Ronald Reagan
MrSanDiego: back to the future
Dews: ohh, the Actor?
MrSanDiego: wooot 80s are in again
SayHey: Rondal Reagan, the president??
Er, the actor?
JackGonzo: what time period of the 80s?
either way, the Browns will be a playoff team!
MrSanDiego: Lay down the law Tom
8:26 PM Stefan: Good call checking the local gas price before the debate
JackGonzo: wait...wass national security on the wrong side of the drinking game?
Dews: yea, good homework
SayHey: Yeh, doing his homework
MrSanDiego: Obama remembers numbers better
JackGonzo: Obama remembers his name and where he lives better
MrSanDiego: I wonder when the last time was that either of these guys actually pumped gas for themselves
8:27 PM JackGonzo: McCain has ever pumped gas?
Dews: Obama drives a Hybrid
Stefan: He actually under-stated it, I think
SayHey: McCant hasnt even cut a check for his healthcare.......I doubt he has ever pumped his own gas
8:28 PM Stefan: www.fuelgaugereport.com/TNmetro.asp has it as an average of $3.667 today for regular gas.
JackGonzo: $3.19 here today
SHUT UP TOM!
MrSanDiego: can't they jsut drop the mics and throw down
SayHey: Principal Tom
JackGonzo: No one likes you anymore
Dews: was too busy getting poked with a stick overseas...
Ohhh Tom you jokester
MrSanDiego: MMA style
Stefan: They're doing internet questions?
James: your first child
SayHey: Dana Carvey is going to come back to SNL to mock Tom
8:29 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MrSanDiego: and he won't name one single program
SayHey: James, thats us!!!!!
MrSanDiego: bullshit he is going to eliminate that
and of course that contract is under review to go to a company in Arizona
JackGonzo: does anyone else notice that the heart monitor doesn't move that much for McCain but swells for Obama?
SayHey: He would have to be on a peyote trip to pull that off
Yeh, his monitor flatlines
PhillyFan: It did that last time too
8:30 PM MrSanDiego: yeah freeze all spending
and then the highways crumble
JackGonzo: wait, NOW he cares about Veteran Affairs?
SayHey: Bridge to nowhere
lol he killed alot of VA spending
MrSanDiego: bridge in Minnesota that fell down
JackGonzo: yes you are, Plain is your running mate
Stefan: How exactly is the president going to control when congress ammends bills?
MrSanDiego: McCain tried to screw war Vets out of benefits
James: yeah, let's flatline the bloated programs that are already in existence
MrSanDiego: he has Cindy so he doesn't need the $$$
SayHey: He did that after the invasion of Iraq
8:31 PM Cindy and her beer empire
MrSanDiego: oooh Rudie Guliani is in the hosue
Stefan: The house will put earmarks on bills in the middle of the night or whenever else it wants.
MrSanDiego: Obama is channeling Rudy
he comes Gores 10 year plan
8:32 PM SayHey: There is that CNN spike
JackGonzo: you want that heart monitor to jump? Say you'd ask that the President and Congress have their salaries lowered
MrSanDiego: yeah, lets start the cuts there
JackGonzo: drink empty....BARKEEP!
MrSanDiego: details details
Dews: got water here....
SayHey: Damn hippies
8:33 PM MrSanDiego: have we had a Maverick yet?
MrSanDiego: oh AMericorps
SayHey: Dews got drunk to
MrSanDiego: milk and cookies here
Stefan: Everyone got drunk.
The answer? Prohibition.
Dews: Planned economy?
8:34 PM China is having a laugh over this
SayHey: Then its back to ganster warfare..... Clint can be our Al Capone
MrSanDiego: but ther eis easy money here in DC
SayHey: Just give him a baseball bat
MrSanDiego: we wash our dishes with $100s
Dews: hell yes
us Communists in NoVa
Stefan: He just missed a good opportunity to compare the total proposed tax cut amount with the total earmark amount.
8:35 PM Dews: ah yea, good way to put it in perspective
SayHey: Nice callout
JackGonzo: did someone mention drunks?
The ageless jello joke
MrSanDiego: always with the jello
SayHey: Old people love it
Stefan: When you nail jello, it multiplies?
8:36 PM Dews: Old people like Jello
JackGonzo: have you never tried nailing jello to the wall sir? Easy as pie
MrSanDiego: why do old people like jello so much
Stefan: I need to try this with my jello.
MrSanDiego: I see a you tube video coming
Dews go make some jello
I will get a hammer
Dews: I"m on it
JackGonzo: oh stef, they did the natatonian fluid on Big Bang Theory last night
MrSanDiego: creepy voice
8:37 PM McCain is the heavy breather on the phone
SayHey: Yeh, and not touching the taxation system is going to worsen our dept
Stefan: Oh excellent, I need to go find that episode.
Dews: speaking of drunk, I need this for Gmail (side note) http://www.jossip.com/gmail-prevents-you-from-harming-yourself-while-drunk-20081007/
JackGonzo: oh, I thought he was gonna say 3,500 year old child
SayHey: Its called inflation you cranky old guy
JackGonzo: oh, you do, it's about Penny getting addicted to online gaming
SayHey: Oh Jesus Tom, STFU
Dews: he's doing a good job though
MrSanDiego: Tom is an ass
8:38 PM JackGonzo: tom kills the audience
SayHey: No, thats horseshit......A cheap shot
Dews: he's got a pretty thankless positio
JackGonzo: he's a republican backer
MrSanDiego: his questions take more than a minute to ask
Dews: he did the same to McCain before
MrSanDiego: blah blah blah
JackGonzo: good segway
Stefan: Admittedly, the issue of maintaining existing tax breaks is a linguistically murky one, so McCain may have managed to be technically correct on the last question.
8:39 PM MrSanDiego: booya
JackGonzo: straight talk express wobbling like a broken tricycle
MrSanDiego: the straight talk express has an LA bus driver
Dews: there we go, playin by the rules
Dews: good work
8:40 PM McCain shouldn't be smiling
JackGonzo: is that a Child molestor section behind obama?
MrSanDiego: he is happpy
JackGonzo: the two guys with the porn staches
MrSanDiego: because he likes everyones misfortune
8:41 PM JackGonzo: this has to be without a doubt the ugliest damn crowd I've ever seen
JackGonzo: hehehehe WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SayHey: Privatizing it?? Like he voted for??
JackGonzo: ladies and gentlemen, the Penguin
MrSanDiego: is that kid in the front row stoned?
Dews: Im not your friend pal
SayHey: Im not your pal, guy
JackGonzo: We need more senile actors?
Stefan: Okay, McCain's claim about Obama's taxes and small business seems to be off
SayHey: Every claim he has had has been off
8:42 PM MrSanDiego: A commssion to do nothing
actually they are running your campaign right now John
SayHey: This same phony tax claim?
JackGonzo: no, that kid fell asleep listening to the melodious sound of mccains voice
MrSanDiego: wow they bring that out
after it has been debunked
Stefan: Obama doesn't mention the figure, but the Brookings institute projects that 663,608 individually owned businesses will pay higher taxes under obama's plan
MrSanDiego: all week
SayHey: Yeh, ballsy
Stefan: And those are in the upper percentage in terms of income
SayHey: Its called Factcheck.org
8:43 PM Stefan: Much less than the 23 million McCain claims
JackGonzo: did he not get the memo that the claim was refuted during the vp debate by Senate Fantasty all star Joe Biden
tell you lies John
Drill baby drill!
Dews: never forget the struggle
SayHey: Pound that imagionary podium
8:44 PM JackGonzo: cause of YOUR party PAL
MrSanDiego: for the record, all environmental groups now give McCain a failing grade on his stance on key environmental issues
SayHey: But Palin said Global Warming isnt man made
JackGonzo: and look what it did to your daughter!
it's just a sign of the end of days
MrSanDiego: the FRENCH
how dare he compare us to those cowards!
8:45 PM SayHey: I swear he is taking his speech from the Jetsons
Dews: we're the best innovators, thats why we need to emulate the French....
MrSanDiego: McCain hates freedom fries
how quickly he forgets
SayHey: Thats because his doctor wont let him eat em
JackGonzo: CityCat thinks McCain is winning
MrSanDiego: red states hate the french
8:46 PM I think they are brainwashing her at work
SayHey: I think McCant's rage and anger is the reason he is losing
JackGonzo: errr not the computer, the internet
Dews: Didn't Gore invent that?
SayHey: Damnit, dont agree!
That is a proven fact
8:47 PM imagine if we had started 30 years ago
Dews: like when we knew we had a problem?
Stefan: Hooray for rational analysis of drilling!
MrSanDiego: carter put solar panels on the white hosue roof
Regan took them off
SayHey: So sad
JackGonzo: what that means, is when people say drill baby drill, they aint talkin oil, they talkin bout palin
Dews: Carter knew, but he didn't have any chance to do anything
wrap it up
JackGonzo: STUF Tom
SayHey: Tom is a moron
8:48 PM MrSanDiego: China will just steal whatever technology they need
Dews: Manhattan project, yes!
MrSanDiego: really Tom, we aren't watching to see or hear you
Stefan: Wow, that's not a weighted question
JackGonzo: Stef-CityCat says-did they just say that we need a nuclear bomb to deal with an energy crisis?
SayHey: Funny, we wont have any scientists since McCant doesnt believe in Observatorys
Stefan: Should we fund a project like the one that made nuclear weapons? Or should we fund individual innovation?
8:49 PM SayHey: Answer the god damn question
Dews: and cut his mic if he goes over
SayHey: And how will we refine that oil?
JackGonzo: hell, they cut off sinatras mic
MrSanDiego: fisrt he hates oil, then he blesses it
Dews: its the chewbacca defense
MrSanDiego: Oil is bad, I voted against it, but let's drill!
SayHey: HA HA HA
JackGonzo: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's a joker!
8:50 PM Stefan: Hmm, if we control 3% of the supply, that should sort of max out the impact we can have on the price of oil at 3%, and that's assuming we haven't ever drilled before, and immediately start drilling in all our reserves.
JackGonzo: what's wrong with her hair?
SayHey: This debate reminds me of Asshole
Stefan: And to CityKat, I think so.
SayHey: Tom, being the asshole, is dealing the cards
MrSanDiego: I think it is hard to get them to act on health care given that the elected officials get excellent health care for free
Stefan: We need weapons of mass environmental destruction.
SayHey: So he thinks its ok to take total control of this debate
8:51 PM MrSanDiego: take that away and see if the give a damn then
JackGonzo: did someone check that kid for a weapon in the front row? He looks ready to kill
MrSanDiego: waiting for someone to scream traitor
JackGonzo: well, they have a lot of energy stef
Dews: is that kid the Palin baby daddy?
8:52 PM JackGonzo: No, Palin's baby daddy looks like the Frat Boy Douche Bag kind of guy, you know, a date rapist
SayHey: 42 year old grandmother.........Is this the south?
Dews: ahhh, Late Night Shots crowd...
SayHey: Sebastian Janikowski!!
JackGonzo: Southern Alaska.
yes, that kind of guy
MrSanDiego: are unpregnacies covered?
8:53 PM SayHey: Lets ask Dews
there was a move to block Birth Control from being covered
or the Pill rather
so Viagra would be covered, but not the Pill
8:54 PM SayHey: Can I take that 5k to Vegas?
PhillyFan: That info is on the free Planned Parenthood condom he gave me
SayHey: Roll dem bones?
JackGonzo: some things you can't legally do across state lines sucko
8:55 PM SayHey: That is racist
Dews: not funny!
Stefan: Did he just point out that he has a gold-plated policy?
MrSanDiego: no he didn't
is he refering to Biden's plugs?
JackGonzo: someone give that kid some speed or something
whys dick cheney there without his glasses?
8:56 PM SayHey: Im getting annoyed with his whistled "s's"
JackGonzo: ohhhhhhhh nice
Dews: very good reference
8:57 PM JackGonzo: everyone sympathizes with cancer
Stefan: Okay, by back of the envelope, conservative calculations
Dews: McCain is pullng a Gore
sighing and such
Stefan: A 1-kiloton atomic weapon produces as much energy as 51282.05 barrels of crude oil.
8:58 PM Dews: you sir, were just served
SayHey: Did I see the pimp hand?
JackGonzo: ohp, heart beats just hit the roof
SayHey: The red is sky high
Oh wait, women hah
Dews: da womenz be goin nuts yo
MrSanDiego: why is McCain making the "I've got something in my diaper" face?
SayHey: Well, old people crap themselves
8:59 PM but they don't know it right?
JackGonzo: Tom is waving his hand
Stefan: Good explanation of the problem with state lines
SayHey: HAH HAH funny McCant
JackGonzo: Ed Bagley Jr?
SayHey: That nerd from Road Trip?
JackGonzo: was that Jeff Hornacek sitting in front of him?
9:00 PM SayHey: With the exceptiomn of the last 8 years
Stefan: It's possibly revealing that his first response to us acting as a "peace maker" is our military strength.
MrSanDiego: and bombed many villiages
JackGonzo: see, it was Ed http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2575101251_d245f79fe6.jpg?v=1213374696
SayHey: Depends, did Rodman knock him out or break his nose?
9:01 PM Dews: I really wanna see a Nam Flashbac
SayHey: Please call this shithead out on Keating
MrSanDiego: he can't even pronounce these palces correctly
this ain't Mcdonalds pal
9:02 PM SayHey: MacDonalds =)
Dews: oh snap again
JackGonzo: HERE comes the Pimp Hand
JackGonzo: five fingers....
MrSanDiego: keep it all about $$$
SayHey: Another spike
MrSanDiego: push it
9:03 PM ding ding ding
JackGonzo: he looks sick to his stomach (mccain)
Stefan: They haven't had a $79 billion surplus in some time
SayHey: Why dont we just steal it?
Dews: there has got to be another country we can take that from
SayHey: We need a new country to rape
Dews: problem is using our militry is more expensive then the resources we get back immdiately
9:04 PM SayHey: Problem is, Iraq is making us pay for rape kits
Stefan: Oh, good questoin
MrSanDiego: lets not do doctrines
stupid questio ntom
JackGonzo: hmmmmm interesting
Dews: why does it have to be a doctrine?
MrSanDiego: Dangerous question for both
Stefan: Leaving aside the semantics
JackGonzo: Answer should be...number one, there is no Obama doctrine...doctrines are a Bush thing
9:05 PM he won't ask both sides
SayHey: Or a Jackson thing
Dews: you'd have to consider?
Stefan: Or a monroe thing
SayHey: Both in which exploit and condemn
JackGonzo: damn, almost out of drink...again
Dews: oh yea, peacekeepers in the UN, total badasses....
SayHey: How is that Rhomulan (sp) Ale?
9:06 PM JackGonzo: tonight is White Russian
Dews: Stop with "My Friends"!!!
SayHey: McCain Doctrine = Starship Troopers
Kill em, Kill em all!!
JackGonzo: The only good bug is a dead bug!
SayHey: Thats if he lives long enough
Dews: hope you aren't drinking every time he says My Friends
SayHey: McCant kills bugs good
Stefan: Someone needs to do a youtube video of him just saying "My friends"
9:07 PM JackGonzo: CityCat-For the last time, I am NOT your friend McCain
Dews: are those miniature Clams?
MrSanDiego: If Patreus had done such a good job they wouldn't have needed to surge i nthe first place
JackGonzo: I don't know what his hand can infect
MrSanDiego: stop smoking his pole John
SayHey: His hero? The actor?
MrSanDiego: jeezus he keeps going back in time
JackGonzo: John Wayne...my hero
9:08 PM Dews: he's talkin 3 presidents ago for cryin out loud
Stefan: The same way he stood up when we were looking at invasion of Iraq and asked, "How can military force benefit this situation?"
MrSanDiego: Back in Grenada
Dews: didn't the world change on 9/11?
MrSanDiego: When I was there with Sgt. Highway
Dews: why do we need 80's references?
SayHey: He sat on his ass during that wholw Rhowanda crisis
Dews: we all did though
9:09 PM JackGonzo: Mr.SD, I was the ONLY one to get that reference
Stefan: Wow, biased wording
JackGonzo: LOVE that movie
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
MrSanDiego: Gonzo, that is McCain's America
the America of the Keating Five
when he was flush with fatcat money
JackGonzo: He Cheated! I say he Improvised!
MrSanDiego: and didn't feel like his wifey's bitch
9:10 PM SayHey: And shooting American choppers
Dews: Isn't Obama one of dem Arabs?
JackGonzo: Ok, to be honest, I only here every tenth word or so
MrSanDiego: I don't know how I feel about a leader who correctly pronounces country names
Dews: heard something about that on the interwebs
MrSanDiego: kinda weird
like I can't trust him
9:11 PM SayHey: NO
Its Ronald Reagan
He just said it
Dews: he's obviously overqualified
JackGonzo: How many heroes do you have?
his heartbeat just dropped heavily
MrSanDiego: by the end of this debate McCain is goign to be talking about hsi old buddy George Washington
SayHey: Another 80s reference
9:12 PM Stefan: We drove the russians out of Afghanistan?
Dews: "When I crossed the Potomac with General Washington (we called him G-Wash mostly)...."
JackGonzo: Yes, using Osama Bin Laden
MrSanDiego: Joh nMcCain rode a white horse right through Kybar Pass
JackGonzo: Back when General Sherman and I burned Georgia to the ground...
Stefan: I'm just not used to it being stated so overtly :)
9:13 PM Dews: yea, that was Black-ops, we are spode be sneaky about that
MrSanDiego: McCain wants to negotiate with the A-rabs?! WTF?
Dews: ya? big whoop, you wanna fight about it?
JackGonzo: Yeah, they both think STFU Tom
MrSanDiego: take that bitch
JackGonzo: we agree!
MrSanDiego: STFU tom
JackGonzo: we CAN agree
9:14 PM SayHey: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Dews: NOT FUNNY!
Stefan: Crap, firefox crashed...lost the stream for the moment
JackGonzo: he may be somber, may not be sober
SayHey: Take that bitch
MrSanDiego: sing it
to the Beach Boys tune
SayHey: Ruined such a good melody
Dews: thats way way too pop culture for McCain
9:15 PM SayHey: McCrybaby
MrSanDiego: Lets just send in Emitt and Austin
Dews: that was a botched story
wtf was he jokin about?
JackGonzo: Then why haven't you sparky!
SayHey: I dunno
9:16 PM Dews: he's raving now
JackGonzo: Just like Kimbo Slice was gonna knock out Pink Fury
Dews: I think they need to change the batts in his head piece
9:17 PM JackGonzo: they both should take five shots prior to the debate, it is tennessee after all, home of JD
Stefan: And I'm back
9:18 PM SayHey: The Repubs are in love with Petrius
JackGonzo: what does General P have to do with Afghanistan?
SayHey: Its McClarron (sp), right?
Stephen has joined
JackGonzo: because he WASN'T wrong sparky
9:19 PM Dews: we got another commie in the chat now
JackGonzo: am I the only one drinking?
SayHey: I think so
MrSanDiego: questio nfro mTexas
Dews: I'm not drinking
SayHey: U of T
JackGonzo: wasn't me
Stephen: mccain makes me want to drink
Stefan: We're not going to have another cold war with russia, yes. The question was how do we make sure that happens.
JackGonzo: I would have asked a more important question
SayHey: Drink heavily
9:20 PM JackGonzo: well, yes, he's a blackbelt in judo
MrSanDiego: Dr Evil
JackGonzo: I want to see Kimbo fight Putin
SayHey: Kimbo would get broken
he invokes the Soviet Union
JackGonzo: then lets get Brock pound Putin
9:21 PM Dews: Russia isn't allowed to behave like the US
MrSanDiego: McCain loves the idea of another cold war
Dews: only we're allowed to find reasons to invade people
MrSanDiego: it is good for business
SayHey: Obama is stumped
Dews: heart-beat monitor agrees
9:22 PM SayHey: I dont think he was expecting Cold War language
Dews: Good call from MoDews here, Obama looks like CEO Morgan from Alpha Centauri....
dunno if any of you will get that though
MrSanDiego: does Obama look tired suddenly?
SayHey: I got bored of that game 5 minutes into it
Stephen: haha nice modews
SayHey: I think he looks confussed
9:23 PM Stephen: im confused as to why we're talking so much foreign policy
SayHey: I agree
This is going to hurt
MrSanDiego: maybe he jsut needs to start talking about he and John McCain are both Mavericks and they...
JackGonzo: this was the only question that mccain's heartbeat was higher then obama
MrSanDiego: oh wait wrong debate
SayHey: There is the buzz word he needed to close with.....energy
JackGonzo: no, that is the new york yankees
9:24 PM Dews: wow, that question is right outta the 80's
Stefan: He missed an opportunity to differentiate himself via economic assistance, explaining how we need to make turning away from the soviet union a viable option for them.
JackGonzo: don't forget your mic sparky
MrSanDiego: keep those chops in your mouth
9:25 PM JackGonzo: Terry-fuck you Tom
Stefan: More foreign policy questions
SayHey: Nice Jack
JackGonzo: ohhhhhhhhhh a planted questionire
MrSanDiego: oh damn
SayHey: Nice pat on the back
MrSanDiego: soft serve to McCain
Dews: bad touch!
JackGonzo: Look...Israel can defend itself, don't any of you get that?
Stephen: don't they have planes or whatnot?
9:26 PM SayHey: I do not agree fully
JackGonzo: israel probably has the second best military next to us
SayHey: They need financial assistance, bigtime
Dews: planes designed to blow up power plants
MrSanDiego: honestly if Iran attacks Israel
SayHey: Without it, they cannot fund a conscription army
MrSanDiego: I don't think we go there
JackGonzo: and they would get it if attacked
Dews: Mr. SD, we'd have to
MrSanDiego: cuz Israel is gonna nuke half the middle east
SayHey: No Mid East nation stands a chance against Israel, unless they are nuclear
9:27 PM JackGonzo: they wouldn't nuke, but they'd bomb bomb bomb iran
Dews: and somehow a nuke hits Israel with a "Made in Pakistan" label
MrSanDiego: Israel has a mutual destruction failsafe
SayHey: He knows nothing of Holocaust
MrSanDiego: they would take em with them
SayHey: Im sick of him using that term
JackGonzo: ok, so they both have godwined
Stefan: Obama's honoring of his service falls pretty short there
9:28 PM Stephen: yea, he should have felated him
JackGonzo: he can say what he wants,. do we know he actually is a petty officer?
besides, he was a seaman pft
least marines go onto the ground, not fish in the ocean
9:29 PM Dews: Semper Fi!
JackGonzo: the house is infecting Dews
as long as it's not the league of nations
Dews: was that almost a zero to hero reference?
JackGonzo: I smell BROWNIES!
9:30 PM say what?
ah, Obama's joke actually GETS a laugh
SayHey: Play the Clinton card!!
9:31 PM Dews: lets end this with a "Yo Momma" competitin between em
"Yo mama is so nice....."
JackGonzo: What don't I know? How bout how they determine the QB rating? What about why is college football not in a playoff system? How did Tom hanks lose the Oscar after his shipwreck movie? Why is Tom Cruise such a nut? I don't know
Stefan: Did anyone get a last name on the terry guy?
9:32 PM Dews: don't have rewind on the small tv
SayHey: Oh yeh, your still at work?
JackGonzo: Jim Webb is sending my happy ass to college...for free...and GIVING me cash
Dews: no, no work today :)
MrSanDiego: no thanks to mccain
Dews: toughest thing I did was go from the bed to the couch
MrSanDiego: thanks Sen Webb
JackGonzo: You get that too right SD?
9:33 PM Stephen: so i gets mccain has no super power to see the future...
MrSanDiego: like your VP
she only knows where Russia is
SayHey: What I have learned tho, McCant has a memory like an elephant
JackGonzo: I was hoping Obama would blast McCain for his negative two minute of hate BS
MrSanDiego: cuz she can see it out her window
Dews: she can see it from her house
SayHey: Remembers the 80s like a hippy remembers the 60s
Dews: yea, damnit
JackGonzo: oh come on...Your life was NOT like Obama's
SayHey: BAH.......his daddy was a fucking Admiral
MrSanDiego: McCain grew up sheltered
Dews: I know what its like to get poked with sharpened sticks
9:34 PM SayHey: Yeh, cant go there
MrSanDiego: He did not stuggle
not as a child
SayHey: Moron Tom
Dews: lost old man....
someone get him his pudding
SayHey: Hofsta NY.......Happy Jack?
MrSanDiego: Tom you old fart
Dews: no I meant McCain
9:35 PM JackGonzo: I'm sorry, Dews has me dying after the sticks thing
what post show reaction?
Dews: nails came out for this one
JackGonzo: she stole palin's outfit
Dews: Obama seemed to be tugging at the reactions better though
SayHey: THey love wearing blue
Dews: Obama posing with the token black guy there
SayHey: I was waiting for the peace sign
JackGonzo: that was Taye Diggs
Dews: has "some" disdain?
SayHey: Id say hatred
9:37 PM Dews: McCain is a bulldog, I'm not surprised he wouldn't shake his hand
JackGonzo: are we watching the post show talks or is this it?
Dews: I'm watching CNN one
JackGonzo: whos the hottie?
jesus how big can their panel be?
9:38 PM SayHey: Thats half of CNN
Dews: ohhh Suzanne
JackGonzo: I'm MSNBC
Obama's tie looks purple on MSNBC
Stefan: NBC is reporting that McCain's proposal to buy up failing mortgages would cost $300 billion above and beyond the current bailout package.
JackGonzo: everyone wants a pic with him
9:39 PM Eric has left
JackGonzo: CityCat has just went off on that Stef...from here on out, no one listen to TV about what they say about this economy
9:40 PM today two pundits argued a point over what a certain thing was...it was the same thing, just called two different things
9:41 PM we're out of here, thanks for joining us