Today's discussion will cover the following…
- The MLB LCS
- College Football really beginning
- What McCain's next blunder will be
- Birthdays and GI Joe The Movie
JackGonzo: Welcome to the lunchtime edition Round The Bend, not sure if it will just be Dews and myself as SayHey is busy atoning, but we shall see
Dews: Atone faster!
SayHey: I wouldnt exactly say im busy, just relaxing at home
Starving myself
7 more hours......
11:33 AM Dews: I have nothing to Atone for
JackGonzo: Puppy is not starving herself, though she is throwing up like an Olson twin
SayHey: Nah, you have lived a sin free year
Dews: haha, good call Gonzo
I have been totally sin free
JackGonzo: Sicilians believe in sin?
Dews: we're related to the folks that run that really big church in Rome
11:34 AM forget what its called now though
JackGonzo: I think Buffett bought that too
11:35 AM Anyways, as I pack and get everything ready for this weekend (while my head pounds since all I've done for 24 hours is sneeze and blow my nose) we should get to the first topic
Of course we're talking about the LCS
Dews: ahh yes
JackGonzo: Dodgers/Phillies in one of us must win
SayHey: Phillies
Dews: Dodgers
JackGonzo: Rays/Red Sox in every fan is hoping for a brawl
Dews: I can't believe a Philly team would be in the WS
that should be an excellent series
SayHey: I didnt think the Dodgers would, so its even
11:36 AM JackGonzo: I too am going Dodgers
Dews: Rays have dominated the regular season series, but who knows if the mystical playoff properties will help the Sox
SayHey: Dodgers have no lefties.........Howard and Utley will tear them up
Rays also
JackGonzo: I love Utley, Hamels and generally what the Phillies can do...they just don't have Manny or Joe
SayHey: So much momentum
Dews: Howard and Utley aren't doin anything though
JackGonzo: I'm not sure if the Dodgers need Lefties, they have experience
Dews: they're batting what, 200?
11:37 AM SayHey: Remember tho, i am biased
JackGonzo: They got youth and experience and Kuroda is the best pitcher no one is talking about
SayHey: Dodgers are the evil empire
Dews: I feel like I'm going to be the Tony Kornheiser of the group by saying this, but I"ll prolly be watching movies tonight instead of game one of NLCS anyway :)
JackGonzo: I should be too, lord knows I'd pull a Harding if I ever saw Kirk Gibson in person
11:38 AM Dews: Broxton is now officially closing now too
an he's untouchable
SayHey: Lidge was the best closer in the NL
Well........Lidge 41-41
Thats untouchable
Dews: I mean so far in playoffs
JackGonzo: Here's an interesting thought though...if it ends up Sox Dodgers, it's not just Sox vs Manny, it's Yankees Sox all over
Dews: he's been
oh yea
SayHey: Pretty much
11:39 AM Dews: except, Nomar gets a chance to stick it to em
and i Soooo want that
SayHey: Nomar, Lowe, and Manny
Dews: with Derek Lowe pitching a perfect game
JackGonzo: that or the sox and joe would both be making fun of the yankees for them being there and the yankees not
which is more likely to go seven?
11:40 AM SayHey: Rays v Sox
JackGonzo: agreed
Dews: yea
agree there too
that'll be the real world series
JackGonzo: yeah but we thought that two years ago too
SayHey: Or the series that will get all the ratings
11:41 AM Eh, Cardinals vs Tigers was kinda boring
Dews: I mean, it entirely possible that the Rays will just continue dominating them and sweep too
JackGonzo: Tigers still haven't recovered from losing that series
SayHey: No they havent
Im pulling for the Rays in the sweep
That will silence the nation
Dews: yea me too
11:42 AM SayHey: and perhaps, humble them
JackGonzo: Yes, I'd like to see the Rays win it all
SayHey: Agree
Dews: no, I'm already hearing from some of them that its "good" that the Rays are winnin and "we had our time"
the smugness is overwhelming
JackGonzo: jesus
Dews: its like an enormous cloud of smug coming from Boston
SayHey: The bubble is popping
JackGonzo: just like let the bills win, the pats had their time
11:43 AM Dews: yea exactly
JackGonzo: sorry SayHey, didn't mean to bring up the Pats
SayHey: Eh, at least we put up big numbers on them
Scared them alittle bit
We have the Eagles on Sun.....SO everyone is a Niner fan
Dews: hell yes
I'm a niner fan this week
JackGonzo: Topic two, the beginning of the real college football season, Red River Shootout...LSU Florida...Missroui OK State
11:44 AM SayHey: Westbrook is starting, but minus ribs
Dews: even I'm interested in the Red River shoot out, and I know nothing of college sports
SayHey: Florida is very weak this year.....im unimpressed
Dews: cept Purdue is really really good, I'm told...
SayHey: LSU shou.ld beat them
Dews: Texas and Oklahoma sounds like a helluva game though
SayHey: I think Texas will win the RRS, Colt is finally looking confortable and is making good plays
11:45 AM JackGonzo: LSU is HIGHLY overrated
they have not dominated a single team this year and they've played the sisters of the poor
hell, they struggled against overrated Auburn
SayHey: True, but Florida has looked mediocre at best
11:46 AM JackGonzo: But they look like can at least put up points, LSU hasn't
I think the most impressive team in the country so far has been Missouri
SayHey: I havent paid to much attention to Missouri
JackGonzo: Had a Rams like game to open the season against Illinois
11:47 AM and They have one of if not the toughest schedule in the country
Missouri Schedulehttp://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/teams/mms/schedule
11:48 AM scratch that, thought they had OU on the schedule too
still a tough schedule
SayHey: Well, they do have a Heisman QB who only throws tds
True
FSU v NC State?
11:49 AM JackGonzo: What about it? It no longer interests me since Napolean RedShoes is no longer there
SayHey: Bah
11:50 AM JackGonzo: FSU should win easily
SayHey: NC Stste always has our number, but yeh, we should win
I think we lost Dews
JackGonzo: Ok, number three...what is the next big blunder McPOW is going to make after calling all of us prisoners?
Dews: I LIKE HOOTERS
11:51 AM hmm
JackGonzo: dynamite drop in monty
Dews: anytime
SayHey: Ohhh i missed that one
Dews: I think he's going too negative
SayHey: I am sick of McCants attacks
THey are mertiless
Dews: the attention he's getting for his underlings screaming out rascist crap during speeches is getting awful
11:52 AM JackGonzo: McCain: Across this country, this is the agenda I set before my fellow prisoners.
SayHey: Yeh, if I were a McCant fan id be annoyed just as much
Yikes
Dews: having speakers continually drop the "Hussein" name
JackGonzo: and didn't stutter or anything, never really realized he said it
Dews: he's only putting a half-ass effort to reign that in
JackGonzo: Hussein which means Handsome
11:53 AM SayHey: I find it ironic that Obamas lead grows the more McCant speaks
Dews: the more negative, the lower the numbers
SayHey: People are sick of it
Dews: McCain just doesn't have the speaking ability to make it look like constructive criticism
SayHey: 8 years of Dubya fear mongering and now McCant
11:54 AM JackGonzo: well people remember what he said at the beginning, that he won't run a negative campaign
and realize, well he lied to us
SayHey: Yeh
JackGonzo: and this is for Dews
Jay Schroederhttp://straightcashhomey.net/post/53463988/jay-schroeder-washington-redskins-if-aging
SayHey: He is showing us all that he will always be a grumpy, angey, bitter old man
11:55 AM Dews: haha, thank you Gonzo
SayHey: I forgot he was a Skin
JackGonzo: First, it was sounding like The Penguin, now he's walking around like him
Dews: thats the cheney battery keeping him alive
its wedged in there pretty tight
11:56 AM SayHey: I wish Obama would go on the offensive alittle bit
JackGonzo: Though this is the best thing Jon Voight has been in in a long time
http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/10/10142_sign_palin_end_of_career.htmlhttp://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/10/10142_sign_palin_end_of_career.html
SayHey: He doesnt need to run an attack campaign, but show he has a pair
11:57 AM Dews: This just in, Dow down again
115 so far
SayHey: Nice
Everytime Paulson speaks, the dow plummets
11:58 AM Dews: special on CNN about female kickers on a High school team
visions of Kathy Ireland come to mind
JackGonzo: and, I NEED this on a shirt
http://www.cinematical.com/2008/10/08/fan-made-star-wars-barack-obama-poster-mash-up/http://www.cinematical.com/2008/10/08/fan-made-star-wars-barack-obama-poster-mash-up/
SayHey: lol nice
Speaking of shirts, we need to market those, Kneel Before Zorn shirts
11:59 AM JackGonzo: oh, did you hear the uproar about a cheerleading team in the dallas area who did an execution of the other team?
Dews: whoa, no?
SayHey: Nah
12:00 PM JackGonzo:
http://skattershooting.blogspot.com/2008/10/mock-execution-fun.html
SayHey: WOW
Dews: damn
12:01 PM JackGonzo: I personally can't wait until they waterboard the other team's mascot
SayHey: That would be......messed up
Dews: awesomeness
I like Texas
12:02 PM SayHey: Hey, dont mess with em
JackGonzo: lol I keep trying to tell you all to come on down
Dews: I wouldn't
SayHey: Once I have some money, im there
Dews: oh I still want to get down there
SayHey: I was very close to going for work next week
JackGonzo: hell, I saw a sign yesterday on the road...Don't Mess With Texas $1000 fine for littering
not to visit, but you all need to move to Texas
12:03 PM SayHey: But FEMA only needed one person, and it wasnt my task
12:04 PM JackGonzo: Final topic...fuck I'm out of ideas, I have a head cold and need to get shit ready for tomorrow. Since it is the big time birthday week with Dews early this week, SayHey's later, and Stefan's today, I guess I should wish anyone and everyone a happy birthday
It's good to know you were all conceived on Valentines Day
SayHey: Yeh, im tomorrow
Dews: Thank ya kindly Gonzo
SayHey: Yikes, 30
Dews: oh wow
I never really thought about Valentines..
12:05 PM JackGonzo: Yeah, have fun celebrating that from now on lol
Dews: haha, thats twisted, thank you sir
SayHey: Who else, but Clint
JackGonzo: What, I'm not wrong
Dews: I'll be relaxin one more night to recover, but SayHey's big weekend is coming up...
12:06 PM SayHey: Yeh, im holding on to my last day as a 20's fellow
Tomorrow, im 30
Sigh
Dews: yup
JackGonzo: Yes, the first one of the three of us to hit 30, and probably the first one to have a legitimate child....still no word on Dews latest DNA test
SayHey: LOL
Dews: Rabbit didn't die!
12:07 PM har har
12:08 PM JackGonzo: not to say that this webcomic is based on anyone we know
http://www.leasticoulddo.comhttp://www.leasticoulddo.com/
we're just saying
SayHey: Nasty
12:09 PM Dews: wow
12:10 PM JackGonzo: The similarities are just coincidence
Dews: his hair is totally wrong
12:11 PM JackGonzo: technically it's made in canada, so that would be alter-american Dews
SayHey: Well, Vermont is Canada Jr
Dews: if anything, Canada is Vermont Jr
SayHey: Ahhh interesting
JackGonzo: Final thoughts on the weekend? Best game to watch?
12:12 PM Dews: most fun I'll have watching a game is Skins vs Rams :)
we are 14.5 point favs
SayHey: Niners v Eagles
Well, your playing the Rams
Dews: exactly
JackGonzo: I'm going with whatever Rays/Sox game that has the bench clearing brawl. Hopefully that is tomorrow night on pitch one
12:13 PM Dews: ah yea
James Shields is on the mound
JackGonzo: Start the series with a theme, high and tight
SayHey: Agreed
12:14 PM Oh, final though.........
Bull Durham 2
Its being made
Dews: utter crap
just like GI Joe will be
SayHey: With the origional cast
JackGonzo: I'll believe it when I see it
SayHey: GI Joe will be garbage, just like BD 2
JackGonzo: I mean, do any of us count Major League 3 part of the Major League series?
12:15 PM SayHey: Nahhhh
Dews: hell no
JackGonzo: I'm holding out opinion of GIJoe until I see a trailer or something
Dews: two words..... Brendan Frasier....
JackGonzo: Snake Eyes vs Storm Shawdow could make up for everything
SayHey: Its like Alien 4 of the Alien series
Dews: crap
12:16 PM JackGonzo: I mean come on, Darth Maul is Snake Eyes
SayHey: I dont even think that could save it
Dews: there are Wayan brothers in it
SayHey: Yep
JackGonzo: they don't ruin EVERY movie
Dews: Brendan Frasier + Wayans = ?
SayHey: Requim for a Dream
Dews: crap man :)
SayHey: Great, with a Wayan
12:17 PM JackGonzo: Fraiser isn't in GI Joe
SayHey: He is in it
JackGonzo: now I am gonna be sick
Dews: yea man
JackGonzo: Gung Ho?
SayHey: Yep
12:18 PM JackGonzo: but Doctor Who is playing Destro, could counter the suckfest
SayHey: And no Shipwreck
Again, i dont think that can save it
JackGonzo: wait...Brendan Fraiser is playing Gung Ho and The Mummy is playing Zartan
12:19 PM SayHey: Yeh, I noticed that to
JackGonzo: And Mr. Eko is playing Roadblock
which is awesome if he's rhyming every line
12:21 PM now, wouldn't it be worth it to see Fraiser look ridiculous like this?
12:22 PM Dews: part of me believes (having seen Frasier movies) that he gets far more enjoyment from looking ridiculous then I will in seeing it JackGonzo: lol 12:24 PM we're done, go off and enjoy Clemson Wake Forest or Dodgers Phillies...we are out
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