We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen

Yes, I have found our candidate. Dews and I follow a righteous path, one that says God created DC to train the faithful. One must not go against the word of God for it is our will alone that set our minds in motion here at LSWTF.com. For months now we have searched the cosmos for a leader, one to bring us out of the dark days that consume us now.

There is only one man who can do that, only one man who can lead us away and towards true enlightenment...

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!!