OMFG I WANNA BE THE GUY!

If you have a reason to torture yourself...playing this game should be the means of torture...

You'll be having a few choice words here and there...and everywhere.

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/

Stupid me...

Ok, so apparently I'm some stupid country bumfu%k and all, but the series "Sex in the City" apparently is far far FAR beyond my understanding...

I realize that I may have had sheltered life (and if you are part of the group that know my story after I've gotten to DC, you are probably laughing a bit here), but the characters in "Sex in the City" are beyond ridiculous...

I'm bored as hell (as it is 12:30 AM eastern time), so I figure, why not watch the sluts in the city right? They should at least be fun for some entertainment right?

5 seconds into the episode I'm greeted with the line "So I think the maid is using my vibrator".

Seriously folks, this may very well be an issue with some people and all... But you have got to be freakin kidding me here... Even in the episode everyone became uncomfy having heard that...

Women... Is this really the most liberated, free way of describing how you all meet and greet and all?

I am genuinely curious...

Seasons Greetings?

(For the record, yes, this is what I look like come winter time, the rest of the year its more "Steely McBeam".)

Well, its that time of year. Or at least, corporations would have you believe that it is that time of year.

The leaves are still changing up here in VT, we don't even have peak foliage (and thus the god damn "Leaf peepers"), and already I've seen a push for the christmas season.

Didn't this used to happen the day after thanksgiving? Have we really reached a point in our country where we need 3 months to prepare for this holiday?

I think I need someone from the industry to explain all of this to me, as I'm obviously not getting it (and thus not a good American I guess).