LSWTF Hibernation Season

Now I know we've been scarce as the Manny market since the college football season has been over, and I wish I had a good excuse for you, but sadly there is none. With the lack of posting by anyone, including myself, we apparently went into hibernation this past month plus.

I for one went into a secret underground lair to devise a plan at eliminating those who keep the BCS still functioning and not allowing the playoffs. I know SayHey is busy with wedding plans, even if I have no idea what I'm doing as the best man except for finding affordable flights to New Orleans. Dews, well you know Dews, Dews is just being Dews...MoDews is being MoDews and Dewey...well, I think we have video footage of what Dewey has been doing...

Election Night Coverage

America Has Voted And They Are In Favor Of The Big O

JackGonzo: Good evening everyone and welcome to the LSWTF Election Night Chat

SayHey: Greetings

Dews: hola gents

5:37 PM Looking interesting early already

JackGonzo: as I turn on the TV I know Indiana's polls are closed, any word?

SayHey: Yeh, just 1% in so far.......But the exit polls are the most surprising so far

JackGonzo: oh?

Dews: it is neck and neck in Indy, which bodes well for Obama

SayHey: Yeh, Indiana and Kentucky closed

5:38 PM Dews: I feel like as the more populous areas of Indy start coming in, that tally will be leaning more and more Obama

SayHey: I agree

Usually inner cities are the last to report

JackGonzo: we can hope

Dews: already is at 51%

JackGonzo: what does the misses think SayHey?

SayHey: Yeh, was 55 earlier

About the race?

5:39 PM She was in a 2 block voting line, just had to throw that out

JackGonzo: The biggest win in recent memory wass Reagan, could this beat it?

no, about Indiana will lean

how

SayHey: HoosierDaddy is hardcore Obama, but thinks that Indiana will vote McCant

5:40 PM JackGonzo: ah

Dews: wow, Vermont is closing soon... wonder where they'll go...

SayHey: She feels its way to racist heh......but who knows, she was in school there 5 years ago

Time changes

JackGonzo: Bama is still up in Hoosierville

SayHey: Mickey Mouse!!

JackGonzo: jesus, MSNBC is showing Grant Park in Chicago...PACKED

5:41 PM SayHey: Yeh, expecting 1 million people

JackGonzo: wow

SayHey: Yeh, booked for only 100k

But park police arent restricting

Mayor says more the merrier hah

5:42 PM Hey Stefan, why were you not allowed to vote for 10 years?

JackGonzo: so I know someone wanted to have a predict the senate races

he's been a DC resident

Skynet: Oh, DC resident.

SayHey: Oh gotcha

JackGonzo: and it's Skynet

SayHey: lol

Skynet: I voted for Prez, just not congress.

SayHey: The fun lies with the congress

JackGonzo: No surprise McCain is widening in Kentucky

5:43 PM SayHey: Yeh, thats a gimmie state

He didnt campaign there because its unwinabl

e

Skynet: So I'm told...unfortunately I moved to Boston, home of the two safest congressional seats ever conceived :)

JackGonzo: less barack keeps it close

SayHey: lol true

Felt good voting for Warner for Senate

JackGonzo: Obama up by 3% in Hoosier

SayHey: Nice

5:44 PM JackGonzo: Oh, no comments on the big announcement for the team?

SayHey: Quinn?? what about it

should have happened weeks ago

JackGonzo: testify

SayHey: LOL

"Now im ready"

JackGonzo: ouch, indiana just got really close

SayHey: If obama loses Ohio, im blaming Brady

5:45 PM JackGonzo: I just hope it's a sign that RAC is GONE at the end of the season

5:46 PM who knows, maybe the Niners fuck up and we can hire Singletary

SayHey: Hey, bite your tongue

JackGonzo: lol

SayHey: Get your own HOF Middle Linebacker coach

5:47 PM JackGonzo: unless we get...THE CHIN

SayHey: Its quite possible

JackGonzo: wow...msnbc has roman columns in cgi set

5:48 PM Dubya's approval rating is 28%

Dews: we have CNNHD in the front, FoxHD on small TV, and MSNBC HD on my tv in the bac here...

SayHey: Yeh, like a record low

Dews: Wolf Blitzer ain't got shit on us

SayHey: Oh, you hear about those Robo calls in Cuban Miami?

Dews: small TV is also all of 40 inches I think?

5:49 PM JackGonzo: lmao

nice

just checked, comedy central is on at 8

SayHey: Yep

Dews: ok, MSNBC shall be changed on mine to Comedy Central then

JackGonzo: though not an all night thing as I was expecting

5:50 PM that would have been awesome

scratch that

they do have two hours starting at ten

well, ten your time

the ones at 8 must be last night

SayHey: Yeh, CNN til comedy central

5:51 PM Kentucky losing the senate race

JackGonzo: I got Maddow, Tweety, Bad Hair Gregory and KO

nice

SayHey: Er, Dems losing

JackGonzo: raise your hand if you think Al takes Minnesota

Dews: Finally CNN is giving props to our boy Howard Dean

5:52 PM JackGonzo: everyone has today, as they should

Dews: that started this whole "Compete in every state" theory

JackGonzo: this is all HIS doing

SayHey: Lunsford......If he changed his name to Lansford. it would be different

Dews: its bout freakin time

Ryan has joined

Dews: Vermont owns the campaign process

you are all welcome

SayHey: Eh, Canada Jr

JackGonzo: one precinct in kentucky went dem

5:53 PM Dews: kills ya doesn't it SayHey?

SayHey: Wow, shocking

Eh, not really

Just like to bust your balls

JackGonzo: nah, it's Louisville

SayHey: 50-49 Indiana, Obama

Dews: ahh, Louisville I'd expect to be Dem

SayHey: Indiana is close

5:54 PM Too close

MoDews: McConnell's down now..

SayHey: Nice

MoDews: Louisville hurt him!

SayHey: I think McConnell was supposed to win

Dews: amen

yea he is

he prolly still will, but that Louisville tally hurt him I'm sure

SayHey: Yeh, perhaps

5:55 PM Dews: prolly woulda wrapped this up if he didn't look like a troll

SayHey: lol

Dews: my bad, scrunched up face troll

I'd call him poindexter, but that'd imply he'd be a normal looking geek

instead of scrunched up weirdness

5:56 PM SayHey: lol, good thing politics isnt a fashion show

Dews: in my humble opinion

of course

thats fierce

SayHey: Jesus, Jesus Christ

Josh has joined

SayHey: Obama is closing in on Kentucky

51-48

Dews: Dewey, you missed us giving props to Dean for winning this election

5:57 PM Josh: my boy

Dews: and how Vermont will be in charge of us winning this election

SayHey: I wonder if Deans chair is made of solid gold

If not, it should be

Dews: no, but he craps solid gold

Josh: he pisses excellence

Dews: thats how he was able to give all us kids free insurance

SayHey: He is excellence!

Dews: he paid for it with golden crap

SayHey: Socialist

Go back to Cuba, Dews

5:58 PM Josh: it's not socialist if he voluntarily gives us his golden crap

MoDews: Dean pisses excellence, McCain pisses blood

SayHey: This is very true

Dews: Dean revolutionized fundraising

Josh: what is this business about Dean not marrying internet donations to community organizing?

SayHey: Yep, lets all pay homage to Moveon.org

Josh: CNN has the dumb

Dews: yea really, I"m confused

5:59 PM SayHey: Agreed, im very dissapointed with CNN coverage

Josh: nearly 7

SayHey: Unfortunatly, Ted Turner cannot shit golden experts

VA is about to close......woot

6:00 PM Dews: he did before, but he sold CNN and all that already

Josh: the only question is whether VT goes over 65% for Obama

Dews: POLLS CLOSED!!!!!!!

Josh: haha

Dews: whoa!

SayHey: LOL

That was quick

Dews: what a shocker

Josh: I hate you Kentucky

Dews: again... you are all welcome

SayHey: Thanks, Dews

Dews: although, I was a VA voter this time

Josh: at least we joined the union before them

SayHey: You chose wisely, Dews

Dews: this is true

Josh: that means we're better than Kentucky

6:01 PM Dews: well, we didn't need this to know that

Josh: obviously

JackGonzo: sorry, being host so getting food ready and what not

SayHey: Dems won a senate seat

JackGonzo: the NC thing?

yeah saw it

first time since 52 there won't be a dole or bush in office

SayHey: Nice, fuckin Dole

6:02 PM JackGonzo: LOL love MSNBC, polls just closed and they're reporting every state...too close to call

NO SHIT?!

imagine that

SayHey: haha

JackGonzo: though they appear to be calling kenfuckyurcusin for McCain

Dews: wow, I loved the CNN breakdown of VT voters

JackGonzo: oh?

6:03 PM SayHey: Yeh, i like that to

Dews: every single voting bloc EXCEPT "Conservatives" and "Republicans" voted for Obama

gee, ya think?

Josh: yeah, Steve and Dave are real pricks

JackGonzo: lol already calling win for warner

SayHey: Wooooo

Shit, losing Indiana

Josh: 1,200 votes though

6:04 PM SayHey: Yeh

Very close

Josh: interesting that McCain only won KY by 8,000

SayHey: YES

Skynet: Okay, time for me to head to a returns party, but my laptop is coming with me, so I'll be back online soon.

SayHey: COnfirmed, Mark Warner

6:05 PM Have fun

Dews: haha, with 0% reporting too

SayHey: lol This state loves Warner

Now Dems own VA

Kaine, Webb, and Warner

Josh: can I get some hologram?

6:06 PM SayHey: Dems lost the Gov seat in Indiana

Er, failed to take it

6:07 PM Josh: NYT has NH going Obama

whoa, nevermind

with a whopping 48 votes in

6:08 PM Stefan has left

6:09 PM Dews: I do kinda feel bad for Bill Bennett being stuck on CNN tonight

6:10 PM SayHey: McCain took a nice lead in Indiana

6:14 PM Dews: McCain ahead in VA,but still wayyyy too early

SayHey: VA scares me right now

Dews: no worries, way too early

SayHey: Big cities report last, im hoping this is the mountain areas

6:15 PM Dews: the fact that the Obama people came here 3 times today to stalk MoDews tells me their Org is freakin unbelievable

SayHey: close senate race in KY

MoDews: Was waiting for Biden to call me..

JackGonzo: yeah remember va was mackaka early too

Josh: CBS has Obama up in IN

Dews: WHOA

it's princess leia!

"Help me Obi Won"

SayHey: Now that is awesome

6:16 PM Dews: are you guys seeing this on CNN?

where is R2???

wayyyy too sober for this

SayHey: Me to

Where is my chinese food, damnit!

6:17 PM Dews: I have marinated steaks

JackGonzo: lol well yeah who wants that wolf blitzer smell

Josh: I'm going with muscle relaxers myself

Dews: ohh, Dewey with teh win

Flexerall?

Josh: yep

Dews: oh sweet

6:18 PM Josh: did she just say that it took engineers three weeks to make a tent?

Dews: this has wonderful Pr0n ramifications

Josh: obviously

6:19 PM I'm waiting on holosuites myself

SayHey: wave of the future

6:20 PM Dews: one more really expensive toy...

lord knows I do NOT have enough of those

JackGonzo: woooooooo holodecks

SayHey: all i know is that i want one

6:21 PM JackGonzo: so, what are the drinks of choice tonight?

Dews: Miller

Josh: now, what was the difference between a holosuite and a holodeck?

Flexerall

JackGonzo: correct naming

Dews: we have Patriotic Jello Shots being brought over

SayHey: im down to my last beer

JackGonzo: lmao

SayHey: So sad

Dews: we have LOTS of beer here SayHey

Josh: I have some Magic Hats in the fridge

JackGonzo: well since we're electing a socialist I have a white russian

6:22 PM Dews: that shall be used to celebrate the Indy win, with "Sink the Biz"

SayHey: Yeh, i think we are in for the night

JackGonzo: and bought rolling rock for the name

Dews: excellent work Jack

we have some Sam Adams winter lager as well

and PBR

SayHey: brb, dinner time

JackGonzo: someone send sayhey some alcohol

SayHey: lol yes

6:23 PM Dews: I'm not leaving

I have everything I need right here

JackGonzo: lol sayhey, send the future wife!

Josh: Peter Petrelli '12

6:24 PM Dews: cavalry has arrived

Petrelli?

Chrissy and Jenny H are here with more alcohol

JackGonzo: nice

6:25 PM lmao numbers in alaska look good for dems

6:28 PM tell chrissy...nothing...I have nothing to say after this weekend

MoDews: still looking close in Indiana.. but the dem areas haven't been counted yet

6:29 PM Josh: and he's won some formerly Republican counties

JackGonzo: yeah the big cities are always dem

6:30 PM MoDews: think Senate will have 60 dems?

6:31 PM wow Florida is looking good early..

JackGonzo: I'm thinking yes

6:32 PM I'm wondering though, more then 60?

6:33 PM right now mitch mcconnell is losing

Obama leads in ohio

6:35 PM MoDews: can't see Mitch losing.. he's pretty popular and is still the minority leader..

I think it's gonna be tough to see 60 but won't be surprised if it's 61 or 62

6:36 PM especially if McConnell does somehow lose

6:37 PM Warner is the only party change right now

6:38 PM JackGonzo: nc will likely change too

6:42 PM SayHey: We went from 39-41

We gained another senator i think

MoDews: yeah.. wasn't a change though

was Rockafellar i think

SayHey: Oh,gotcha

6:43 PM JackGonzo: yes, rockafeller has been called

SayHey: Tim Gunn should have run for the Idaho senate seat

MoDews: haha

SayHey: Would make Craig very happy

JackGonzo: lost

why idaho?

ohhhhhhhhhh

nm

SayHey: LOL

JackGonzo: gotcha

6:44 PM SayHey: Florida is looking good so far

6:46 PM Bridget has joined

6:47 PM JackGonzo: Welcome to the party PhillyFan

on CNN.com you can track the races that matter to you

PhillyFan: Helloooo

yea Dews I'm probably not gonna make it to the house

haha

6:48 PM JackGonzo: ...I don't see Dews

is he typing?

PhillyFan: nope

JackGonzo: gotcha

6:50 PM PhillyFan: Is it just you here?

JackGonzo: no

they

6:51 PM they're here

but sayhey got dinner

and chrissy and jenny showed up with jello shots

so everyone has been quiet

but I have a white russian

PhillyFan: Oh ok

6:52 PM I have nothing sadly

JackGonzo: boooo

think SayHey has already drank all his

SayHey: Yeh, im all out

6:53 PM Got alittle chinese left tho

JackGonzo: just like tight ends

SayHey: VA is beginning to scare me

JackGonzo: dude

settle down

ZERO of the big cities have reported

NOVA and Hampton has not reported

SayHey: Goto MSNBC, they have a map that shows states by counties

Kinda cool

6:54 PM most of the blue areas are already counted

MSNBC

6:55 PM PhillyFan: Hmm I have been offered wine by my roommate, i might have a little :)

SayHey: Do it.......Do it

6:56 PM SC called

JackGonzo: DO IT

6:57 PM nice cnn

Obama is winning SC but you're callin it for mccain

SayHey: CNN could easily lose credibility here

MoDews: Yeah sorry.. me and Dews have been hanging out in the other room.. should be in periodically

6:58 PM JackGonzo: next time we hear from dews he'll be naked

MoDews: hahaha

lets all hope not..

SayHey: And Dews being the model brother, will post those on facebook

6:59 PM JackGonzo: wow Hagan is KILLING Dole

SayHey: As she should be

Dole is worthless

PhillyFan: Yum red red wine

:)

SayHey: Dole called Hagan "godless"

Those are fightin words

JackGonzo: and sueable

7:00 PM LOL Guy on CNN just said they shouldn't have called it for McCain

LMAO

SayHey: Damn, screen lite up blue

JackGonzo: polls closed and cnn is calling like ten states

7:01 PM SayHey: Very ballsy

7:02 PM JackGonzo: wow

MSNBC called PA for Obama

SayHey: Damn

Waiting for CNN to do the same

PhillyFan: yea msnbc called a lot

JackGonzo: Barack Sherman

PhillyFan: i've got msnbc

SayHey: lol

I have CNN

They have fun visuals

7:03 PM And holograms

JackGonzo: GO FLORIDA!

SayHey: Yes!!!!

PhillyFan: hmmm so my vote mattered?

JackGonzo: Yes, but Wolf Blitzer bores the hell out of me

PhillyFan: haha....i still vote pa

SayHey: Thank you for not burning down the polling areas

7:04 PM PhillyFan: eh apparently the panthers tried to fight people off in philly though

SayHey: Damnit CNN, call PA

THey should have sent some panthers down to Richmond to fight the cops

JackGonzo: lol

7:05 PM who made that decision in richmond?

The mayor is dem

SayHey: I dunno.......mayor is very Dem

DOuglas Wilder

JackGonzo: wait, how is NC too close to call?

7:06 PM SayHey: Not sure

JackGonzo: Hey, Vermont, what'

SayHey: Good to know NOVA hasnt reported yet

JackGonzo: s

SayHey: and Richmond city

JackGonzo: up with electing a Republican gov?

7:08 PM SayHey: CNN is most upseting

PA still not called

7:09 PM JackGonzo: msnbc is trying to figure out any way the mccain can win

they can't

7:10 PM SayHey: CNN wants Obama to win so badly

7:14 PM PhillyFan: brb

wine run

hahaha

JackGonzo: nc is stretching more and more to obama

wow

7:15 PM SayHey: Yeh, it looks like a blowout

JackGonzo: msnbc just said Obama won whites with college degrees 54 to 46

SayHey: lol

JackGonzo: no democrat has ever won that according to some center

7:16 PM SayHey: Kerry and Gore owned that demographic

JackGonzo: apparently not

Josh: geez

7:17 PM Dews - Pollina up over Symington

SayHey: You mean all those nascar fans who vote Repubs, have degrees?

Wonder how Heath Shuler is doing

7:18 PM JackGonzo: lamar alexander won

and so did susan fuckin collins, GOD DAMN IT!

SayHey: And Lindsey Graham

JackGonzo: hate that fuckin whore

7:19 PM brb

SayHey: ok

10 minutes

7:29 PM Josh has left

7:30 PM SayHey: New Hampshire, Obama

9 minutes

7:39 PM SayHey: Wow, Texas 50-49

5 minutes

7:44 PM JackGonzo: ok, back

needed a smoke break

SayHey: lol

7:45 PM Texas is very close

JackGonzo: and everyone got here

SayHey: Oh, CNN finally called PA

JackGonzo: florida still obama, good good

SayHey: McCain is winning the popular vote

JackGonzo: How is Lando doing?

because the major cities aren't reporting

7:46 PM SayHey: Still owns NC but is losing VA

Alabama and Georgia called for McCain

JackGonzo: but NOVA still not reporting

he can have em\

SayHey: Only Arlington remains in NOVA

7:47 PM But city of Richmond hasnt been reported yet either

Good Million votes there

JackGonzo: fairfax hasn't reported I dont think, or alexandria

SayHey: Fairfax reported

JackGonzo: fully?

or just partially?

7:48 PM PhillyFan: Ok have I missed anything?

JackGonzo: nothing much I don't think

SayHey: PA went to Obama

Way to go PhillyFan

Alexandria has not reported in VA

So we have a shot

JackGonzo: the hamptons?

7:49 PM SayHey: Mitch McConnell is prolly havin a heart attack right now

If Lunsford takes his seat, then game over man, game over

7:50 PM PhillyFan: Oook

they call things too damn early

7:51 PM JackGonzo: yeah

didnt they learn from 00?

WV right now is obama

7:52 PM mccain is only up 75000 in va

easily catchable

Noodle: Yo

SayHey: WV is shocking

Her Noodle

JackGonzo: welcome cali

SayHey: How is life in the land of the wonderful?

7:53 PM PhillyFan: Hi Noodle

Noodle: So what's the Electoral college count.. 102-34?

JackGonzo: about

SayHey: 103-58

Obam a

Hangan is called

WOooooo

Er,Hagan defeats Dole

7:54 PM Noodle: hey there bridget.. do you have a long weekend?

I have Friday and Tuesday off but not monday

SayHey: PhillyFan's brain cells are stil recovering from a week long beer bindge

7:55 PM Hey Noodle, the misses wants to know if your still registered in VA or in Cali?

Noodle: Ryan - Jefff you there?

SayHey: They are hosting a post-election party

They have been on and off

PhillyFan: I took Friday off

last week and this week!

But yea Philly was fun

and going to NC for homecoming this weekend

Noodle: did you see the parade?

7:56 PM PhillyFan: oh yea I was right there at Citizen's Bank Park

Saw everything....crazy

JackGonzo: is it me, or does the mccain pic on msnbc have hi with the biggest shit eating grin

PhillyFan: and on halloween! So that was awesome too.

SayHey: How yellow are his teeth?

PhillyFan: haha

JackGonzo: cant tell, small pic, but HUGE grin

Noodle: CNN's got a bad one too

7:57 PM SayHey: Lets face it, he isnt a good looking guy

Noodle: Poll's close at 8pm tonight.. but some places still have 2 hour lines

(in CA)

SayHey: Jesus

7:58 PM Yeh, I was stuck in a 2 hour wait in Alexandria

JackGonzo: in and out here BAM!

SayHey: Alabama goes to McCant

PhillyFan: I did mail in

:)

Noodle: In and Out is the shit, i had that for lunch on Friday

SayHey: VA is not looking good at all

F*ck you Noodle

7:59 PM Noodle: really shit.. hopefully all the results are from rural counties

SayHey: Nah, NOVA has reported, as has Richmond

Only VA Beach and Norfolk remain in terms of big cities, and they vote either way

Noodle: hmm maybe all the rich people didn't want to be taxed

8:00 PM JackGonzo: Obama is now winning popular

PhillyFan: oh yea?

JackGonzo: yup

8:01 PM Noodle: ugh so how bout them redskins?

SayHey: Them losing is Obamas victory

Jeff has left

PhillyFan: well they lost so obama could win

Noodle: hopefully so..

SayHey: I agree Philly

Noodle: Redskins O' line was a joke 7 sacks

PhillyFan: haha they would have lost either way...

hehe

Noodle: Philly is still in the NFC east

PhillyFan: sorry i can't resist

JackGonzo: wow

8:02 PM SayHey: LOL

PhillyFan: Yup! If we beat the giants we are tied

JackGonzo: Arizona...TO CLOSE TO CALL!

SayHey: Gotta beat the skins

lol i heard

PhillyFan: Really? wow...

Noodle: So ABC news is reporting Obama with 170+ electoral votes

JackGonzo: so is msnbc

SayHey: MSNBC webpage needs to update

8:03 PM PhillyFan: yea cnn has 174

JackGonzo: cnn webpage sucks

SayHey: They all suck

JackGonzo: ah, so apparently the NOVA thing is that they have BEGUN reporting, not that they have

SayHey: Obama is losing the pop vote again

Noodle: nbc 175- 70

SayHey: Ahhh nice

8:04 PM Yeh, 175-70

Noodle: so Bridget what does Stanley think of all this?

JackGonzo: cnn has obama still leading pop

SayHey: Just picked up 2 senate seats

JackGonzo: he's thinking whiskey is delicious

Noodle: haha

SayHey: Took 2 Rep seats

JackGonzo: which ones?

Jeff has joined

SayHey: NH and NM

8:05 PM Shaheen and Udall

52 dem senators

8:06 PM JackGonzo: bye bye Liberman

SayHey: Fuck Lieberman

Discrace to my Jewish bretherin

MSNBC has Obama leading the pop vote now

8:07 PM JackGonzo: lmao

Noodle: good

JackGonzo: ah va is starting to charge towards obama

Arkansas is mccain

8:08 PM PhillyFan: Oh sorry I missed that Noodle... havent talked to him since he sent a text about kentucky

He voted there today though! but I'm sure you can guess...

8:09 PM JackGonzo: he'll be happier a year from now when he realizes the world hasn't ended

8:10 PM Noodle: and his guns won't be taken away

JackGonzo: well no, they're coming hree

here

as you should all follow their example

PhillyFan: Yup we are leaving the country first

then texas

:)

JackGonzo: same thing

Noodle: Mcain down to 51 % in VA

PhillyFan: haha yea...

8:11 PM JackGonzo: if the entire upper right goes blue, call it

SayHey: Still uncomfortable about va

8:12 PM JackGonzo: lady on msnbc has Shatner hair from the original star trek

PhillyFan: hahaha

see it

SayHey: lol

PhillyFan: Yes, I actually did watch star trek too

8:13 PM JackGonzo: only 27,000 vote difference in va now

Noodle: wow

SayHey: Im shocked Texas is so close

8:14 PM Noodle: said low vote total from ffx county

15% of vote in

SayHey: Oh, phew

Noodle: per abc

8:15 PM JackGonzo: yes, it always takes NOVA a while to report

SayHey: Yeh

Noodle: brb

JackGonzo: I still think Florida and VA goes Obama

Noodle: dinners ready

8:16 PM SayHey: Enjoy

JackGonzo: Apparently Crist has been "called to tallahasse on an urgent legal matter and can't attend the mccain victory party"

Arlington has ZERO percent reporting

8:17 PM Obama now stretching out the pop vote

8:19 PM mcConnell starting to stretch out the win

SayHey: Fuck, McConnell won

8:20 PM JackGonzo: maybe maybe not

still close enough to change

they can call it

SayHey: nah, cnn just called it

JackGonzo: but still close enough to change

SayHey: doubtful, but who knows

8:21 PM JackGonzo: we can hope

8:22 PM so, should we have a giant inauguration party?

since no one works tat day in dc

and we can have a nah nah nah goodbye

OHIO IS OBAMA!!!!

PhillyFan: ohio to obama

8:23 PM JackGonzo: Thank You Brady Quinn for giving us Ohio!

or should I think Phil Savage

8:24 PM Noodle: sweet

dagger for mccain

JackGonzo: he's KILLING McCain in Ohio

8:25 PM SayHey: McCain took WV

JackGonzo: he can have it

Joe Scarborough is basically calling it

SayHey: lol

JackGonzo: he's saying it's over

8:26 PM SayHey: Well, ill dance when it happens

Noodle: 195 + 55 for CA

SayHey: 195-76

8:27 PM Doesnt include WV

MSNBC hasnt called it yet

JackGonzo: 195-85

msnbc is callin louisiana for mccain

SayHey: Ohio called for Obama, on MSNBC

8:28 PM JackGonzo: welcome to the conversation sayhey

Noodle: true but when obama wins CA, mccain would almost every other open contenst

SayHey: 50-49 VA

Noodle: almost have to win i mean

8:29 PM JackGonzo: huh mississippi is still too early

SayHey: I dunno what thats about

8:30 PM JackGonzo: All I know is comedy central in 30 minutes

SayHey: lol

8:31 PM JackGonzo: New Mexico OBAMA

what did the five fingers say to the face?!

8:32 PM 200-85 obama

PhillyFan: I texted Ole Miss to try to console/be positive...no response though

SayHey: Nice

Dems predicted to win NM

JackGonzo: lol are we reading what's about sayhey?

Noodle: 13,000 vote difference in VA

JackGonzo: oh, and someone tell dews to stop motor boating

8:33 PM SayHey: He wil never stop motor boating

JackGonzo: lmao

nothing can stop the grimace

8:34 PM SayHey: CNN finally called Ohio

JackGonzo: obama now up almost 200,00 votes in popular

8:35 PM SayHey: Still very close popular vote

But Cali will give Obama the push

JackGonzo: wow, only a 6000 vote difference in missouri

SayHey: Nice

8:36 PM Cali, Washington, Oregon = Game over man

Noodle: 200 - 90

JackGonzo: cali, washington and hawaii alone right now give obama the victory

8:37 PM SayHey: Yeh, but i want to crush him

JackGonzo: yes, hence why only those three alone give him 270, with the 200 we have now

8:38 PM SayHey: Exactly

JackGonzo: cnn has a calculator

SayHey: Yeh

8:39 PM Noodle: 200-124

not sure what mccant won

8:40 PM JackGonzo: my guess has obama with 360 electoral

SayHey: I dont see that number

Noodle: ah texas to mccant

per abc

SayHey: Ohhh makes sense

8:41 PM PhillyFan: alright my computer it going crazy on me, i'm gonna turn it off

enjoy the night, will there be a chat tomorrow?

JackGonzo: maybe

we'll see how bad tonight gets

PhillyFan: alright

bye

8:42 PM Bridget has left

JackGonzo: wow...this is gonna get REALLY ugly

8:43 PM SayHey: CNN has this race over

JackGonzo: yeah, msnbc just keeps saying with cali, oregon, wash and hawaii it's over

SayHey: Franken is getting his ass handed to him

8:44 PM JackGonzo: I only see Coleman with a 4000 vote lead

brb

SayHey: Ah

8:46 PM Noodle: va 50-50

SayHey: Sweet

MSNBC and CNN suck

8:50 PM Mississippi goes to McCant

12 minutes

9:02 PM JackGonzo: LMAO

this is fuckin hilarious

SayHey: This is awesome!!!!

Always love a guy running while on fire

JackGonzo: CityCaty has tomorrow's headline

9:03 PM America In Favor Of The Big O

SayHey: lol

I like it

9:04 PM JackGonzo: I miss anything?

SayHey: nah

This is funny as hell

JackGonzo: Franken has taken the lead in minnesota!

Noodle: msnbc showing obama leading va

9:05 PM

SayHey: Yeh, has a very narrow lead now

9:06 PM JackGonzo: HAHAHAHA

The city that never sleeps will never support a man who goes to sleep at 730

SayHey: I love this

9:07 PM LOL awesome grapjic

JackGonzo: PHE-Nomenal

SayHey: LOL no votes for Colbert

9:08 PM Obama 50-49 in VA

Woooo

JackGonzo: jesus obama is KILLING in PA

SayHey: Game over man

9:09 PM JackGonzo: South Dakota abortion ban has failed

9:10 PM Contraception also has failed

Noodle: good

SayHey: Phew

Good to know some people still use their brains

9:12 PM JackGonzo: LMAO

ZING!

9:13 PM SayHey: Bambi background, haha

9:14 PM JackGonzo: now I want to go bowhunting in a hangglider

SayHey: lol

Sweep the leg

9:15 PM JackGonzo: put him in a body bag!

9:19 PM Oprah is in Chicago for the party

Bill Bennett apparently just said "America has grown up."

9:20 PM SayHey: Bah

NC is getting tight

JackGonzo: it was going to be

9:21 PM SayHey: CNN just called texas......jesus, there are slow

JackGonzo: a lil

9:22 PM Noodle: wow

9:23 PM JackGonzo: wtf was that

SayHey: What does a Rhino have to do with anything

9:24 PM McCain just took the lead in NC

9:29 PM JackGonzo: only by 3000

SayHey: Obama owning VA now

Noodle: hmm wonder how much longer before its official

SayHey: Close

Noodle: official nationwide3

how close in VA?

9:30 PM SayHey: Once Cali is called, there is a good change its done

51-49

89% reported

Noodle: florida is still going obama by a wide margin

9:31 PM er more comfortable than wide but still

JackGonzo: 50,000 vote lead now for obama in va

9:32 PM SayHey: Nice

JackGonzo: milton bradley?!

is he still a ranger?

9:33 PM SayHey: Yeh

9:35 PM JackGonzo: LOL I don't have to be racist to be republican

SayHey: Wow, Franken is up

JackGonzo: well, yeah

it's minnesota

9:36 PM LOVE Minnesota with how they vote...and play baseball

SayHey: Love it

The new hippie state

Sorry Dews

Noodle: hahaha

JackGonzo: Dews, who has been MIA since Jello Shots arrived

actually the entire clan has been MIA

9:37 PM Noodle: ah whered they go?

SayHey: Hosting a house party

Noodle: ah

JackGonzo: misleader

9:38 PM one does not "host" a house party at the frat house

you two know this

it is what it is

SayHey: Well, this is one of those planned shin-digs

Noodle: they just sort of happen

JackGonzo: grrrr don't get to watch Lesner Couture fight live

9:39 PM well, maybe, if I can sneak off to Hooters after work

SayHey: Yeh, i need to make a hooters trip for that fight also

9:40 PM McCant wins SD

9:41 PM JackGonzo: hahahahahahaha

9:42 PM Colorado right now heavily obama

SayHey: Yeh, and should win that senate seat

9:43 PM Up in Montana also

JackGonzo: Obama is up by 4000 in montana which I believe is a landslide there

9:44 PM SayHey: haha true

Obama running away with VA, but losing NC

9:45 PM Noodle: hey back... ie locked up on my old crappy laptop

did i miss anything?

9:46 PM SayHey: nah, nothing really

Noodle: any news in last few mins?

ah

JackGonzo: Dews is still motorboating

SayHey: Nope, just waiting for your state to be called in 15 minutes

haha im sure he still is

9:47 PM Noodle: is he still motorboating melissa?

JackGonzo: nooo...ashley?

SayHey: lol ashley is the new fling

Noodle: ahhh

SayHey: lol

9:48 PM I think this one is a keeper tho

JackGonzo: sounds like

and we're gonna talk about it since he's too busy with jello shots

9:49 PM SayHey: Yeh, that punk

WHen half the house is unemployed, there really isnt much else to do

Noodle: who is unemployed?

Dews: Heeeeyyyyy'

Noodle: other than jimmie

9:50 PM drunk/

?

Dews: dudes-

SayHey: haha dynamit

Dews: she is a keeper

SayHey: Girlfriend!!

Dews: omg

SayHey: omg??? damn, you really do like her

Dews: It's Blakeley

no no no

9:51 PM i mean

im sure he really likes her

SayHey: Ohhhhhhhhhh i was gonna say, Morrisons balls went missing

Dews: but... he didn't type that- i did

Noodle: hahaha

JackGonzo: This is Citycat, officially revoking your Guy Cards, and noting that you can NEVER EVER make fun of girls for being girly about relationships again.

No, continue.

*Now

Noodle: citycat being brenda?

9:52 PM JackGonzo: I would be lost if this was my first dance with our attempt at conversation

and yes

SayHey: LOL hey, id be single if i made fun of HoosierDaddy and her girlyness

Dews: Hey Brenda!

JackGonzo: Dews you must answer one question (HI)

to answer a thought from earlier

Noodle: less than 10 mins till ca closes

Dews: i'll relay

JackGonzo: are you naked?

Dews: yes-

9:53 PM SayHey: How would we know

Dews: but it's hard to tell -

SayHey: He is so damn hairy

Dews: b/c

EXACTLY

damnit eric

you took the words

SayHey: I have a tendancy to read minds

Dews: so

i've heard

Noodle: morrison = sasquatch

JackGonzo: you can smell your own

SayHey: Morrison = Wookie

JackGonzo: we all saw SayHey's chest hair from halloween

9:54 PM SayHey: I am man

Dews: So- back to what i was told was supposed to be the topic of conversation...

SayHey: motor boating?

Dews: the E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.

shut up-

SayHey: Oh yeh

hahaha

Dews: no- that is reserved for the press club only

Noodle: well only a matter of time now

9:55 PM SayHey: 5 minutes

JackGonzo: apparently HoosierDaddy is in favor of waxing sayhey

SayHey: LOL nice..........Oh wait, now i got that damn Abe Lincoln on my mind

Thanks Noodle

Dews: aaaaaaallll righty

SayHey: She likes her man silky smoothe

hahaha

Noodle: haha

9:56 PM Dews: i'm about as far behind in understanding this convo as mccain in the polls

JackGonzo: VA is called for OBAMA!

Noodle: Sweet

Dews: WHAT? really?

SayHey: PHEW

Dews: what network?

JackGonzo: Comedy Central

Dews: ...checking now...

9:57 PM JackGonzo: So how many times have you motorboated RavenFan tonight?

Dews: no se.

SayHey: RavenFan?

Dews: Hi Clint. This is Blakeley

fyi...

SayHey: hahaha

JackGonzo: LMAO

even better

SayHey: Clints been drinkin to many White Russions

Dews: NOT. Jeffery Morrison

9:58 PM Noodle: is morrison still awake?"

Dews: Well, the dude does have good taste...

yup-

he's next to me...

who is next to ashley-

SayHey: CNN called VA for Obama

Dews: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

SayHey: WOOOOOOO

Dews: VA

Noodle: wo hoo

9:59 PM i should be out celebrating

SayHey: Me to, damnit i need to drink to get drunk

JackGonzo: No No, he's missed our conversation about Dews and his obsession with motoboating

I'm only on white russian number three

SayHey: LOL, Apparently SDFan is not a famn

JackGonzo: in my nats beer cup

a fan?

10:00 PM of?

SayHey: Motor boating

Since someone never heard of the term, cough cough

JackGonzo: o.0 how can he not be a fan, how can anyone not be a fan and be male?

Dews: CNN

Noodle: hey supposedly there is this place better than hooters out here with better food

JackGonzo: hell I even know gay men who love motorboating

Dews: SAYS OBAMA
IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT

BOYS

10:01 PM JackGonzo: twisted kilt?

Dews: THERE are MORE important ISSUES

SayHey: CNN PROJECTED OBAMA PRESIDENT

JackGonzo: Comedy Central just called it

SayHey: Byyyyyaaaaaaaaah

10:02 PM JackGonzo: damn near in tears now

10:03 PM SayHey: 8 years of misery man, i feel a huge burden lifted

Jeff has left

SayHey: Turns out Florida was a waste of time

JackGonzo: Riggle looks like James right now

10:04 PM SayHey: Now we need to get the magic 60

Then the master plan is complete

10:05 PM Jeff has joined

JackGonzo: <---is wondering what is going on with daily show

10:09 PM well...the day has finally come gentlemen

10:11 PM SayHey: Yes, lets enjoy this moment

JackGonzo: McCain apparently has called Obama and conceded

Noodle: yes taking it all in

10:12 PM SayHey: I spent 8 years of my youth pissed off, now i can be happy for a change

10:13 PM Dews: Yes

JackGonzo: wait...has anyone checked the pity party on Fox?

Noodle: Bush you're fired!

SayHey: LOL

I want McMann to fire him

JackGonzo: wow...Rove is on Foxx

10:14 PM SayHey: Rove knows he is going to jail now

JackGonzo: wow...Rove is giving obama onair felacio

Dews: checking now...

Noodle: co to obama

SayHey: LOL

Dews: Perkins says Rove predicted this...

JackGonzo: oh yeah

10:15 PM he knew mccain was fuckin up

lot of the old school repubs did

SayHey: In the end, i think it was Palin that was the final nail in the coffin

Noodle: mccain to speak in a few minutes

Dews: Wow-

I hope someone wlese is listening b/c the House is a bit loud.

Noodle: yeah i think so too

JackGonzo: not the bush ones, the old school ones like buchanan

SayHey: Ok, the misses wants to spend some time with me

Gotta go

10:16 PM One hell of a night, ladies and gents

JackGonzo: lol ah celebration in the jewish household

SayHey: One hell of a night

Dews: tell herhello

SayHey: haha

Dews: haha

JackGonzo: just make sure you make her call you jay snoogins

Noodle: haha nite Eric.. i'm rick James Bitch, it's a celebration

Dews: what's that song

JackGonzo: well we shall end this tonight

Eric has left

10:17 PM Dews: hava nagila

JackGonzo: it has been what wee have been fighting for for the last two years

and it has happened

Dews: it's going to be a loudcelebration

Damn straight

Noodle: mccain in any moment

JackGonzo: fuckin a

fox i showing jesse jackson bawling

Dews: yes clint?

10:18 PM JackGonzo: so, do we have an inauguration party?

Dews: yea

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CONCESSSSSSSIOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Palin

killed it

10:19 PM JackGonzo: saying goodbye to dubya and hello to barack

Noodle: yup dagger

JackGonzo: obama's group looks like a bunch of date rapists

errr mccain

10:20 PM Jeff has left

JackGonzo: well, we don't need to say this much longer as we no longer need the luck, but good night and good luck