Finally, Khan, THE OG Pimp

Khans Always Ridin Dirty

I never forget a face...

One Of The Greatest Space Battles Ever

The Ricardo Montalban tribute continues...



Let them eat static!!!

This is a Tragic Day For Me

Ricardo Montalban, who some of you know as that guy from Fantasy Island or Spy Kids or the First Naked Gun movie, is a man who will forever be known as the greatest villain in movie histoy. He left us today at the age of 88...spitting his last breath at thee...

Our New Candidate

One of a group of genetically engineered "supermen", Khan already has experience in governing a people as he has already ruled a third of the world, mostly in Western Asia. True, most of the supermen attempted to control the world and the merefolk overthrew them that led to a period of absolute darkness for Earth, but that's what you get when you make a man super, he has super ambitions.

The superior intellect alone gets my vote, especially after eight years under the reign of Elmer Fudd and Darth Cheney. Khan can be cruel, but also has the capacity to love and to survive even the most dangerous of situations say like the nearby planet blowing up. To date there is only one man who has been able to defeat Khan, and he's currently retired in Boston working as an attorney.

For these reasons and so many more I suggest we throw all of our support behind Khan Noonian Singh for President of these United States of America...after all, he was a prince once with POWER over MILLIONS!