"Picture from Hard Eight "
Is it only Tuesday?? This weekends green mile tour, er bachelor party for the good doctor, Jack Gonzo, was nothing short of what Vegas has to offer. A gluttony for all senses to overdose on. Lights, glamour, booze, and gambling was in no shortage. The only thing LSWTF'ers were short on was sleep and good luck. There will be lots more to come once we rummage through both pictures we remember, and those we choose to forget. Needless to say, Dews wont run for any political office once we are done. We can thank a carefully placed "Thunder from Down under" billboard for that one.
The
"General" Bobby Knight has resigned as Feur, errr Dictator, errr High Chancelor, errrrrrrr HEAD COACH of the Texas Tech Running Rebels. The last man to ever taste a perfect season. Godspeed to you.
Today is the first annual "Super Duper Tuesday", in which Fat Tuesday and Super Tuesday overlap. This isnt the first time politics and booze have been mixed. Its only fitting that this presidential go-around gets this years honor.
My moron of the day award goes to, Joran
Van Der Sloot. He was deemed not a suspect in the Natalee Holloway murders, only to pull a Bill Clinton and get caught on hidden tape with a confession. Karma is a bitch, get used to the ass flavored salad you jackass.
Dews, Jimmie, Noodle, and myself tried to remembered this "unwritten airline clause", Rule 240, after our flight was delayed almost 2 hours for a so called "weather related groundage".
Turns out Rule 240 is just like a man friendly lesbian: FAKE and non-existant. No worries, our flight took off around 1am instead of the planned 11:30 at night.
As we all know, the
New England Patriots lost the war, but it now seems they could lose alot more than just a Super Bowl and a Perfect Record. Their legacy! At first I laughed about this, but it turns out Spy Gate was not an isolated incident and has been happening for many years now. I redact my earlier Arlen Specter "Hate blog". He may be onto something.