Showing posts with label Randy Moss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randy Moss. Show all posts

Monday, March 3, 2008

Finally, some good news

Finally, some good news. After losing Asante Samuel, Randy Gay, and the freakin Super Bowl, Pats fans can be happy, as it looks like Randy Moss and the Patriots are finalizing terms on a 3-year deal. It's looking more and more like the Pats are going to have to rely on outscoring opponents next year, given the age of the linebacking corps and the depleted secondary. We'll see what kind of magic the front office can work between now and draft day.

And now let the Patriot bashing commence. I'm ready for it.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Happy Friday

Happy Friday everyone. Last night was a neat night for me. I got pulled over for speeding, and got off with a warning. What was cool was that the officer that pulled me over was a woman. And hot. I have a buddy on the force. I'm totally getting her number.

Let's see, news for today. First, Randy Moss will be catching balls in the Super Bowl, not answering the battery lawsuit in Florida. That's not totally news, but I love the fact that Randy's lawyer flat out called the suit (in ESPN-speak) "bullsh--." Awesome, counselor Sharpstein. But, really, don't we all want to see Randy hire this guy? (may require you to scroll up)

We all know that politicians should be careful about showing their emotions. A well-placed tear during a moving event or a hearty chuckle with a big lush are okay. Telling your mayoral assistant you're madly in love with her, especially after your city spent $9 million on a whistle blower trial, is not. Also, after you read that, tell me if I had this right: did they actually send 14,000 text messages to each other over two months? Is that even possible?

I'm still pissed about Dana Jacobson (link with vodka-riffic pic). Kelly Tilghman got two weeks for the lynch comment. Jacobson waited two weeks to apologize and was suspended a couple days. Yet another example of ESPN's growing suckage.

The New York Times has endorsed Hillary Clinton in the primaries. It's not a suprise, really, but as the rest of the crew here will tell you, it's not the right choice. The gist of their endorsement: Hillary has the (ugh) experience to hit the ground running and get things done. Fine. I know she will get things done. I question what those things will be if she's elected. She represents an entrenched approach to solving problems, and her presidency would result in the collection of power in the hands of a few. There may be change, but it will only be a switch from the conservative elite to the liberal elite. We need someone else.

Lastly, only 22 days until pitchers and catchers report. That's effing awesome.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Love Letters From TO


Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week's game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 about the other 81. I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday's game.

Sincerely,

Terrell Owens (John Hancock)

p.s. Getcha Popcorn Ready

How can you not love this guy? Well, I understand how Eagles fans and Jeff Garcia can't love this guy, but he's at the very least pretty damn entertaining.