For me it's all about KFC

Not only is he married to one hot piece of ass (scoreboard Uncle Jesse) this man is one funny mother fucker

It's like Thetans and Engrams and then Lord Xenu comes in and goes BAM!

Yes, Tom Cruise is being crazy again and nobody can stop him (K.O.' s take is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gePLI7ZTIB0)... And now he is taking Will Smith down with him.

I understand that you have to have designer dogs and clothes and such but the designer religion that says if you pay us hundreds of thousands of dollars we can make sure the Lord Xenu and his crew won't affect your life is just over the line. Of course maybe they could fix the train wreck that is the Spears family.

Of course the Scientologist are all over Youtube taking down all of the links due to copyright (or Crazyright) but you can still find it because the wonderful people at Youtube put it up faster than they can take it down.


So the next time you fly on a DC-8 be careful because maybe, just maybe Lord Xenu will be at the controls. Or worse yet Cruise may be at the controls which if you find the video be sure to watch the maniacal laugher towards the end. I don't know what drugs induce that or what secret level you have to reach but Tom has totally mastered the creepy laugh.

Space Gods From Where?!

I knew some detail about the Mormon faith, but I had no idea how much of it resembled Scientology.

So, Jesus and Satan are space god brothers, blacks were neutral in the heavenly wars, polygamy is ok once you die and become a space god on a far away space station, and Joseph Smith is the most important man in human history, even more important then Jesus himself. Well, if he could hit a curveball I might see their point...

Anyways, just knowing that both Scientology and Mormonism base their religious beliefs on spirits from space, and things from another planet, is it any wonder that these are the two biggest religions that the United States of America have created in their history? What is it about the Americas that make people focus on things coming from space? Ancient Incas, Scientology, Mormons, Black Bush, Star Wars nerd, they are all fixated with some big bad from outer space in a way that almost no one else really is, fascinating.