John Persinger turned 100 recently and did what any red blooded American would do, he celebrated his birthday at Hooters. I love this guy, not only is he 100 years old and going to Hooters to celebrate, he is much like George Burns and contends he has lived this long to his diet. His diet is that of steak, fried potatoes, and his killer onion rings. I know when Dews gets this age he too will live a very similar life, though likely with a 20 year old mistress. I for one cannot attest to wanting to live this long, those who know me know I'm just under a hair of my desired maximum age, but you have to give it to this old man for still loving what Hooters serves best, breasts.
Sadly it doesn't appear that the Hooters Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas will live this long.
