Monday, August 13, 2007

President intends to resign August 31st

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In a shocking development out of Washington today, President Karl Rove has decided to "gracefully" exit while the gettin's good (and poll numbers are setting record Lows).

Thankfully, he was able to still slip in subtle hints that this was all "family related" to assuage any fears that he could very well have alienated all non-bible thumpers in his party with his administration's jingoistic propaganda over the last 7 years:

"I just think it's time," Mr. Rove said in the interview. "There's always something that can keep you here, and as much as I'd like to be here, I've got to do this for the sake of my family." Mr. Rove and his wife have a home in Ingram, Texas, and a son who attends college in nearby San Antonio.

Truly, he's still got it.

Karl Rove, you will be missed...

1 comment:

Shane Rollins said...

Hard to get a subpoena when no one knows where you're at