Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Doncha know that you're toxic?


Yes, now I have that song stuck in my head... Not the worst thing in the world mind you, actually kind of sounds like a Bond song...

Anyway...

The latest and greatest crap that Steve Jobs has convinced you all to buy at outrageous prices (then cut the cost to further emphasize how much he owns all your pathetic minds), is apparently full of extremely hazardous and toxic materials.

This isn't exactly a new thing when it comes to electronics, but to actually be labeled "Toxic" in today's day and age, you really have to be full of crap (literally).
...the iPhone contained dangerous levels of bromine, chlorine and phthalates – chemicals used to increase the flexibility of plastic.

The level of phthalate esters, a chemical linked to birth defects, in plastic coating of iPhone headphone wires is greater than that allowed in toys or childcare items sold in Europe
So now, not only will your new iPhone give you brain cancer, it will also make your children deformed, more of China desolate (from their "Recyling" programs), your savings account disappear AND give you less sleep once they finally figure out the design right for generation 3 of them, which you won't be able to afford given your escalating medical expenses and all...

Oh, but you just HAD to have one didn't you???

5 comments:

SayHey Kid said...

But all those fancy chemicals makes the screen brighter and prettier. Come On!!

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

I'm totally getting a BlingBerry when my contract is up/I go into private practice.

Dews said...

You know, those work great in the DC area... You and Bucky should just move down to DC with me :)

Dews said...

Lord knows DC needs more Lawyers! :)

SayHey Kid said...

Can never have to many of those in your back pocket, errr i mean around.