Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Turkeys attack Mass. Win.

Going with the central theme of this Blog (ie, strange sh$* happening all over the place, mixed in with the occasional thoughtful well written "message"), I stumbled across this gem.

Turkeys have apparently grown so numerous in parts of Massachusetts (Taxachusetts for those living there), that they are apparently posing a threat to the civilian population!

For example:
The turkey eyed Jean-Felix. Jean-Felix eyed the turkey. It gobbled. She gasped. Then the turkey proceeded to follow the Dorchester woman over the Green Line train tracks, across the street, through traffic, and all the way down the block, pecking at her backside as she went.
Now, I'm sure a few of you got a nice little chuckle out of that, but I for one will not mess with no turkeys (and no, not in a "Mr. T" vernacular)!

Them birds are Mean!!! There are quite a few of them that like to take over a portion of my grandparent's lawn everyday and they are not scared of some Steely McBeam imitator let me tell you...

I say, call out the National Guard, but I think most those units are still stationed somewhere in the Sunni Triangle.


Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

At least the Massholes will have no shortage of Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaking of which, I'm pumped for Thanksgiving.

SayHey Kid said...

As David Letterman would say. "makes for good eatin"

Shane Rollins said...

Taxmass' new state slogan should be, Turkey, not just for Thanksgiving!