Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Zeke


Further reporting from the land where the Eagles soar. There is this old timer on there, screen name is Zeke. Zeke has his picture up and he looks like a vet, a very old one. Sadly though his uniform reminds me more of a North Korean uniform then a US one, but then again it is a small picture. Zeke is a helpful man, he is always reminding me to stop wasting everyone's time and go do some good dead. Always asking what have I ever done to help this country and of course he also believes that I am 13 years old since I see other issues in this country other then those scary Muslims. He goes away for days at a time, but he returned sometime in the last 24 hours and left me the following.
Damn Shame, haven't you ever comprehended any thing you've read here?

Just a coupla:

No Ten Commandments= No Bill Of Rights. First the foundation then the building. So it is appropriate you should learn the older Law first.

The people here have been more than generous to you. Try to get over yourself, go do something helpful to someone.

Be generous with some thing other than your adolescent opinion. Your childish petulance when asked a question I find extremely boring.

Eagle Moms and Dads, let him stay up alone. He can have this thread all for himself.

Shane, if you go to another thread, just read for a week. Do not post on serious matters. You are usually wrong, always annoying. Good night!

Isn't he just the sweetest old man you've ever seen? Well, of course I had to be just as courteous and reply.
Ah, a beautiful post Zeke. Once again you amaze me with your way to whittle away my adolescent mind. I especially love the constant encouragement to go and do something helpful, reminds me of the days of long past where charity wasn't so shunned upon. Oh, especially clever name change, I almost didn't catch, bravo sir.There is one slight problem with your theory, if I may help you out.

The Bill of Rights involves no establishment of religion, right to bear arms, no quartering of soldiers, right to be secure against unreasonable search and seizure, no holding of a citizen without indictment, speedy trials, right to a trial by jury, unenumerated rights, and powers of the state and people.

The Ten Commandments involve no other gods before him, no idols, no wrongful us of God's name, keeping the sabbath holy, honor parents, don't murder, don't commit adultery, don't steal, don't bear false witness, and don't covet your neighbor's house or wife.

Now my question to you is where do either of these look like the other? Oh wait, I know! Cause there's ten of them, great deduction watson.

You're right Zeke, there have been many kind folks here and I've been equally respectful to them. Then again, they bring something to the conversation. I can't say that about everyone here.

5 comments:

Dews said...

Its really really really tempting to jump into the fray with you Shane, I'm just worried I wouldn't stop there :)

I'd wanna see the battle to the end and all...

SayHey Kid said...

WOW, nice Shane very nice!

Im dying to read his rebutle

Dews- Dont waste your time, 9 out of 10 are hardcore morons who seek nothing but death, fear, and destruction.....OH, all in the name of God and our lord and savior Jesus Xrist himself

Dews said...

hehe, too late....

SayHey Kid said...

Zeke does look weathered and old and makes no sense when he posts.....he must be a commie!

SayHey Kid said...

Very nice post Dews