As you see, we have a new Banner representing the possible candidates that those of us at like seriously WTF?! find suitable for this coming election. In the coming weeks and months we will be giving you in depth analysis, and maybe even some interviews, with the nominees as we attempt to determine who is our best choice for President.
The following are the respective candidate's websites.
General Zod
Christopher Walken
Stephen Colbert
Jack Bauer
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I'm looking forward to the Bauer-Walken ticket. Two of the most bad-ass human beings ever.
They can't be stopped!
What party are they going to run for though? Are they going to have to form a third party?
Zod could be the chairman for the newly formed: Take-No-Shit or the TNS party.
Zod can't be President, he's not a natural born citizen.
U.S. Constitution, Art. II, Sec. 1
Jack Bauer was once cut and bled on the wheel of a semi truck.
We all now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
Ah, but he was not foreign born either. Besides, would you honestly want to argue the point with Zod when you know he will kill you for it?
It doesnt matter if Zod is an illegal alien, he can shoot fire from his eyes. No man dares to oppose him.
Oh, and Walken is Zod's VP, bot Bauer's. Colbert is the obvious choice to support the torturing Jack Bauer, and he has his own history of drug addiction.
Walken, well he's the obvious mouth piece who will tell you when you're talking to his guy all wrong. Do it again, and he'll hit you with a tire iron.
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