Thursday, November 8, 2007

Nothing says Child's Toy like date rape!


It seems that all this year all we've heard about in regards to children's toys is the words lead and China. The toy and retail industries are worried about the potential harm to their Christmas profits cause of it. Now, well now the bar has been raised once again in the form of Aqua Dots.
U.S. safety officials have recalled about 4.2 million Chinese-made Aqua Dots bead toys that contain a chemical that has caused some children to vomit and become comatose after swallowing them.

Scientists have found the popular toy's coating contains a chemical that, once metabolized, converts into the toxic "date rape" drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxy butyrate, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission spokesman Scott Wolfson told CNN.
I love how they were "named Australia's toy of the year", this is truly the best news story this week. You thought your kids were in danger of lead, lead is merely child's play compared to what hell this toy can unleash. I wonder how many pedophiles ran out and purchased these by container.

7 comments:

Dews said...

Thats the way it had to be,
They locked him up and threw away the key,
Well I can't take pity on men of his kind even though he now takes it in the behind...

DATE RAPE!

Dews said...

Damnit, now I have Bad Fish stuck in my head...

Dews said...

Someone, ANYONE understand wtf I'm talking about? SayHey shoulda gotten it immediately!!!

:)

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

Saw this on the news last night. Those beads look like Jelly Bellies. Some asshole fratboy out there is stocking up on these, mixing them in with jelly beans for the next party.

Dews said...

can we narrow down who this "Frat boy" is there DC&H? :)

Guilty Conscience? sp?

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

My conscience is clean. The only person I've ever made black out is me.

Pirate Carlos the Black said...

yarrrrrrrrrr