Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Dun Dun

Apparently the gods have decided I should continue to read the CNN Criminal Section to get my Law and Order SVU fix.

Today's entry involve a father throwing his four children off a bridge in Alabama after getting into a "dispute" with his wife. What in the fuck kind of dispute causes a man to throw four children (3,2,1, 4 months) off a fucking bridge?! I feel like Jay right now in Dogma just going WHAT THE FUCK?!

This one is straight from the video store where two men wheeled a dead man to a check-cashing place to cash in his social security check. No more Weekend At Bernies for you.

From our very own backyard, US Marshalls found four dead bodies while serving an eviction notice this morning here in DC. It happened in Marion Barry's ward so this shouldn't come as a big surprise.

Finally, a crazy story for everyone, a religious zealot in Idaho cut off his hand when he thought he saw the "sign of the beast". That's right he cut it off and microwaved it, and he's an eligible voter.

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