"Picture from Hard Eight "
Is it only Tuesday?? This weekends green mile tour, er bachelor party for the good doctor, Jack Gonzo, was nothing short of what Vegas has to offer. A gluttony for all senses to overdose on. Lights, glamour, booze, and gambling was in no shortage. The only thing LSWTF'ers were short on was sleep and good luck. There will be lots more to come once we rummage through both pictures we remember, and those we choose to forget. Needless to say, Dews wont run for any political office once we are done. We can thank a carefully placed "Thunder from Down under" billboard for that one.
The "General" Bobby Knight has resigned as Feur, errr Dictator, errr High Chancelor, errrrrrrr HEAD COACH of the Texas Tech Running Rebels. The last man to ever taste a perfect season. Godspeed to you.
Today is the first annual "Super Duper Tuesday", in which Fat Tuesday and Super Tuesday overlap. This isnt the first time politics and booze have been mixed. Its only fitting that this presidential go-around gets this years honor.
My moron of the day award goes to, Joran Van Der Sloot. He was deemed not a suspect in the Natalee Holloway murders, only to pull a Bill Clinton and get caught on hidden tape with a confession. Karma is a bitch, get used to the ass flavored salad you jackass.
Dews, Jimmie, Noodle, and myself tried to remembered this "unwritten airline clause", Rule 240, after our flight was delayed almost 2 hours for a so called "weather related groundage". Turns out Rule 240 is just like a man friendly lesbian: FAKE and non-existant. No worries, our flight took off around 1am instead of the planned 11:30 at night.
As we all know, the New England Patriots lost the war, but it now seems they could lose alot more than just a Super Bowl and a Perfect Record. Their legacy! At first I laughed about this, but it turns out Spy Gate was not an isolated incident and has been happening for many years now. I redact my earlier Arlen Specter "Hate blog". He may be onto something.
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I think people are ready for a candidate that can laugh at themselves, as well as others. Not to mention someone that isn't afraid to have a good time...
That being said, I'm not running for any office for at least another 10 years anyway :)
Ill be sure to hire the best spin doctors that money can buy. Maybe Karl Rove will still be alive?
Dick Vermeil spoke out about the alleged taping of a Rams walk through. He 1) didn't think it happened 2) admitted this stuff goes on all the time and 3) actually thought it could hurt a team's chances at winning.
You gotta remember, at least part of this is based on a golf pro in Hawaii who is making vague allegations and demanding media outlets cover any and all legal defense costs he might encounter. Guy sounds shady to me.
Dews - I may need to rethink making you my communications director
I'm descended from the "Godfather of Spin", my Grandfather... If he's up for it, thats my guy :)
That being said, I've been brought up in a VERY politically oriented family, so I'd feel comfy fielding some of that responsibility myself.
Spy Gate proved nothing and I completely agree. But its kinda like stealing signals in baseball. It may not always work but when it does, it could alter the outcome unfairly. Also, NBA teams closes their doors during practices to prevent this very thing.
Just cause it may not help, doesnt make it right.
I think the comparison to stealing signs is perfect, in that its one of those things that everyone does, but doesn't talk about, or encourage, but when it really boils down to it EVERYONE does it...
Its hard to compare any sport to Baseball though where you are supposed to cheat, its just part of the game :)
HAH Dews is a funny guy!
Hence the saying, "Its only cheating if you get caught". The Patriots got caught and will be made an example of.......again!
You know the only thing worse than cheating?
LOSING!!!!
Gang rape??
Oh, yeh losing is pretty bad also
Damn, forgot I told Dews that joke already
Its hard to believe Dews remembers anything after this past weekend.....Well done sir
I remember important things...
Like...
7 Dollar steaks are available from 7PM till 7AM at the Excalibur, the Breakfast buffet is 12 bucks and change, and the line for the Pats was 12 everywhere except the Hooters Casino, where it was 11.5
Oh yea, and next trip to Vegas, we don't need a room, since we can check baggage for free. Will just need to meet a group of girls (Maybe those mexicans?) to crash with...
That 7 dollar steak was absolutly delicious to!! Especially at 6am
The Hooters line was 11.5 because they still used a chalk board and nothing electronic. They couldnt keep up!! If not for the hot casino drink bitches, that place would have been a dump!
Yeh, but this time make sure they "hablo english" and dont give out bullshit numbers hehe.
Oh, and if your Jimmie or Noodle....Never bet on black!!!
I think the number worked, I just think because we called it via cell-phone, there was no international plan in place, though I'm not sure on that...
I wanna see that picture of SayHey chilling with the "Blue-Hairs" :)
That was a funny picture!!
Oh, what trip is complete without a picture of the dreaded "Blue screen of death".
oh hell yea...
I'm sure there are plenty others too, we'll just have to go through em all...
Yeh....I REALLY hope you still have the "Sequoia" cards. Those are souvenirs all by itself
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