Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Weds Wrap Around-Ash Weds Edition


I find this sad and hilarious at the same time. Sad for a young child, hilarious because there was a CSI episode about the very same thing (except involving a large woman and a man) very recently.

The Niners have signed Terrapin Shaun Hill to a new three year contract. Good, though I don't know how much it will help but Martz's offense seems to do well under nothing expected from quarterbacks.

Apparently Alex Smith is blaming his horrible play on his fundamentals going to the shitter. I never knew one needed a coach so he didn't forget how to throw a bloody football.

Today is National Letter of Intent Signing Day across college football nation, and this is a live blogging of the Longhorns day.

No surprise here that Los Angles has decided to fuck a few thousand voters yesterday. Of course the legal wrangling is already underway.

You have to love the priorities of some people, especially in places like Florida. They make about as good of a decision as Californians do when it comes to picking a governor.

We now have an explanation as to why Say Hey went to VCU and not to Florida State as his press conference claimed oh so many years ago.

I'm sure you can expect a weekly posting when I move to Houston about the latest Houston area teacher to go after young fruit. I just love the fact that two of the three came from the same school...nah, the best fact is that the guy did it in the school's livestock barn.

11 comments:

SayHey Kid said...

Did I take a crap on your $7.00 steak this past weekend??? Lots of SayHey bashing, but thats ok.

Shaun Hill was a no-brainer of a decision, regardless of how Mike Martz will ruin and already ruined offense.

Alex Smith......I got nothing, he is that bad

Leave it to Longhorn fan to base an entire year on National Signing Day. Then again, your starting QB is Colt McCoy.

Hey, VCU rocks man!! The Georgia State Panthers are going DOWN tonight!!

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

Wait, was it a Longhorn who was in the middle of the street claiming to be god? Or perhaps it was a Longhorns QB who was writing fraudulent checks? Wait, no, they didn't go to Texas...

Dews said...

Hey Jack missed the 7 dollar steak man...

This is refreshing not to read about what a supposed sexual deviant I am for a day or 4 :)

I say more SayHey Jokes!

SayHey Kid said...

Dews- Thunder Down Under....Thunder Down Under, Thunder Down Under!!!! I still have that picture =)

FSU disowned Wyatt Sexton years ago by the way, and Adrian McPherson! But then again, Texas gets busted with guns in the back seat of their cars. Not sure which is worse.

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

It's Texas, the only reason they were busted because they were lacking the gun rack where the guns should be located.

Dews, you're still fruity

SayHey Kid said...

Fair enough Gonzo, fair enough.

I agree Dews, FRUIT-Y

Dews said...

hey, I finished that Hurricane faster then you two finished those little beers you were sipping...

SayHey, send me the pic, I'll make it my Facebook photo

SayHey Kid said...

Apparently "sipping" our beers allowed us the chance to go "out" Saturday night.......Boooooyah!!

Dews- Its still on my camera, ill send it to you tonight

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

Actually, I believe we had two beers during that period of the Hurricane

SayHey Kid said...

Something like that.........If I recall, Dews was carrying that colorful "Cock shaped fruit drink cup" most of the night also, opposed to our bottles of brews!!

Dews said...

I was carrying an empty container.

And it was only one beer, since we were waiting to go into Coyote Ugly...

I win :)