Thursday, May 1, 2008

Next Presidential pardon setup...


Infamous "DC Madam" found dead in Florida today of an "apparent suicide"...

Now... I'm not always the conspiracy nut in a group, but the list of people that wanted this woman dead is enormous and includes the upper crust of the US Government, so this just smacks of some pretty bad possibilities here.

Police said the body was found in a shed near Palfrey's mother's home Thursday morning. There was a suicide note, but police did not disclose its contents or how she killed herself.

Police did not immediately have additional comment when reached by telephone. Palfrey's attorney, Preston Burton, did not return a telephone call and e-mail message.

Call me crazy, but I don't buy that this woman would have just randomly killed herself this far into the game...

Anybody out there buy this?

7 comments:

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

I had no idea the US Park Police were working this case

Dews said...

I was thinking ATF might have been more appropriate, given their record of efficiency and all...

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

I'm thinking they need an independent commission made entirely of LSWTF.com bloggers on the case. Based on a conversation I had with Dews this afternoon, I have no doubt we can get down to the dirty dirty in this case.

Emma said...

I don't think Sen. Vitter qualifies as the "upper crust" of the U.S. Government. Besides, you're supposed to kill them before the trial, not afterwards...

Dews said...

Its not just Sen. Vitter, there are plenty more names available for the taking, Vitter was just the only one that preemptively "apologized" for "something" that was "inappropriate".

I'm sure there are plenty more names involved in this still to come to light.

Emma said...

Oh yeah, I forgot Ambassador Tobias, along with Vitter she had quite the client list.

Besides, she would've used that information to weasel out of a conviction, if not an indictment already. She ran a cheap, low class escort service and more important politicians enjoy prostitutes with all of their teeth.

Dews said...

Its just all way to convenient...

She hadn't been sentenced yet afterall. Still seems like there was damage left to be done.