Monday, May 5, 2008

PETA wants jockey questioned

PETA wants Gabriel Saez, the jockey who rode Eight Belles in the Kentucky Derby this weekend, questioned regarding his role in the horse's injury and subsequent euthanization. The PETA folks also want "sweeping reforms" in the sport of thoroughbred racing. Hopefully, this will be yet another great, meaningful victory for the PETA folks, such as getting a cruel donkey basketball game called off in Delaware, and preventing Subaru and CDW from cruelly training chimps to act in commercials. Cause as we all know, there's nothing more cruel for a chimp than putting him in swim trunks or having him pitch the official car of the People's Republic of Vermont.

6 comments:

SayHey Kid said...

PETA just doesnt get it. Id like to chomp on a delicious cheeseburger right in their faces if ever given a chance.

To think that a racehorse is treated "unethically" is downright ignorant. Sometimes I think they are treated better than most humans.

On a side note, monkey's are funny. Despite what PETA People Say.

Dews said...

I have no interest in eating anything that didn't at least yell when it died... There I said it...

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

If laughing at monkeys is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

I dunno, I'm fond of asparagus. That can't yell, as far as I know.

SayHey Kid said...

I look at a monkey and say to myself "We could be related".

Dews- I agree, I demand at least one "moo" or "cluck" with every meal

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