Tonight we see if John McCain goes SMASH on Barack Obama, or if Joe Cool pimp smacks him
JackGonzo: we're not the only live bloggers tonight, apparently Rachel Maddow and Pat Buchanan are joining us...somewhere
Dews: we have a pretty brutal drinking game setup, just so you all know...
8:02 PM ahh good
JackGonzo: PhillyFan is already drinking to Rollins
Dews: its Barack HUSSEIN Obama
MoDews: Well said
JackGonzo: ohhh a sit down
Dews: McCain prolly complained
JackGonzo: nice tie bob
8:03 PM McCain doesn't like sitting down, makes the metamuccil kick in
MoDews: The word Tax is killing us already..
Dews: thanks for mentionin the old birds hip
JackGonzo: is reagan on the invite?
8:04 PM errr list
MoDews: High five McCain!
MrSanDiego: all of McCains friends are old and ailing
JackGonzo: nancy is voting 4 obama
Dews: as long as we pick her up and give her jello
8:05 PM Dews: did that already tonight, thanks
MrSanDiego: no the jello that McCain nails to the wall
Skynet: Which multiplies
We may have just found a cheap way of making large numbers of jello shots.
JackGonzo: y hofstra?
Dews: its fun to say?
8:06 PM JackGonzo: planned when they thought rudy was gonna be the vp?
MoDews: RUDY RUDY
Dews: he's a bad guinea
8:07 PM JackGonzo: you're not a guinea pig, you're a meerkat
PhillyFan should give us constant baseball updates, I only have one tv in this room
Dews: we've burned through like 2 beers just on the word "Tax" so far
PhillyFan: Alright I will when I can
JackGonzo: his name was MARIO!
8:08 PM MrSanDiego: The rum brothers are in charge of emptying the cooler tonight
Dews: Thats a SPICY meataball!
MrSanDiego: as long as you pay taxes on that health care
8:09 PM say it ain't so Joe
JackGonzo: Hey, lots us want to buy a business Mario, got rescue peach
MrSanDiego: Joe the Plumber
keep houston strong!
8:10 PM Dews: seriously, the word Tax will kill us tonight
JackGonzo: lol joe the plumber
the nurse can buy the hospital
MrSanDiego: man this Joe the Plumber is going to be on ever morning show and Letterman by tomorrow
8:11 PM god
JackGonzo: fuck Obama, give me the money
MrSanDiego: enought on the plumber
JackGonzo: NEXT QUESTION BOB!
MoDews: What happened to Joe Sixpack?
MrSanDiego: Mr San Diego the college student wants some love
Dews: spread what around?
MrSanDiego: talk to me John
Dews: the love?
JackGonzo: Bristol, she puts out
8:12 PM Dews: she doesn't know what the freakin pill is though
pull and pray don't work with her
JackGonzo: but the stairs do
Skynet: Sixpack joined the union and got his plumbing license
PhillyFan: 2-0 phils
Ryan Howard got an RBI, hit Jroll home :)
JackGonzo: joe has a website
MrSanDiego: SNL is gonna eat this shit up
Dews: yer trying to rick roll us
JackGonzo: not at all
8:14 PM Dews: Crack kills!
JackGonzo: reality? what's that?
MoDews: but it is cheap Dews
Dews: tasty too
chicks dig it
8:15 PM MoDews: Amy Winehouse?
PhillyFan: 3-0 phils
JackGonzo: bye bye blue
Dews: PhillyFan chips in when Crack is mentioned
PhillyFan: crackity crack crack
ice cooold crack
JackGonzo: mention tequilla and it's overr
8:16 PM He did? Fucking dinner, must have missed it
8:17 PM Dews: done and don
JackGonzo: We should have put everything in whenever McCain refuses to answer the question
Dews: the moderator is spoda call him out on these ones
JackGonzo: like Saudia Arabia?
Schaefer is in love with Bush though
and if he's McSame...
Dews: how can we invest in renewable energy by freezing spending?
8:18 PM JackGonzo: YOU gave to our kids John
PhillyFan: Bases loaded, dodgers pulling pitcher. too many updates?
Dews: wouldn't we have to, like.. spend?
so we let the highwys crumble
and stop subsidizing local law enforement
Dews: Monorail system!
JackGonzo: Fuckin a, cleanse the gene pool
MrSanDiego: oh wait
no metro in DC
since that is mostly federally funded
8:19 PM JackGonzo: So, we want to help...Brazil?
JackGonzo: Start hammering him on earmarks
Skynet: That's the beauty of the free market. You cut taxes on oil companies, and they invest in renewable energy. Haven't you seen the exxon commercials with the forests and birds?
8:20 PM Dews: damnit Stefan, I totally forgot...
JackGonzo: I like the IBM wizard of oz/song of the south ones
Dews: I trust Oil companies to make the right decision
8:21 PM you both spent time in florida drinking heavily and fucking strippers
Dews: hatchet AND Scalpel, and me being a Redskins fan, I'm a rascist???
JackGonzo: a hatchet is a small axe, not a tomahawk
8:22 PM and as the local redskin, I don't have a problem with the mascot names
Skynet: To be fair, wikipedia says a tomahawk is a hatchet with a straight shaft.
8:23 PM MoDews: Thats what she said
JackGonzo: NICE look mccain
Skynet: We've moved on from fact-checking the debate, and are now fact-checking our own snarky comments.
JackGonzo: did he just fart?
Dews: sure as hell looks it
and he's proud of that hing
JackGonzo: mommy whats a hing?
8:24 PM oh billy, that's when a man just sort of hangs there
Dews: Ohh, like the mailman?
JackGonzo: John, those scars are when you fell down drunk in tiajuana
8:25 PM says who John, u?
Dews: Obama enjoyed that
JackGonzo: oh, what channel is everyone watching?
bring it bob, bring it
Dews: CNN here
Skynet: So the moderator is bringing up ayers :)
8:26 PM CNN on hulu and NBC on the living room TV
Dews: hasn't officially named him though, otherwise we'd be hurting here
JackGonzo: So...your smears are all Obama's fault?
Skynet: Oh right, he didn't do town hall meetings. The last time someone didn't do town hall meetings with me, I had to incite mobs to scream for their blood too.
8:27 PM JackGonzo: LIAR!
Dews: McCain is FAR too old to have been involved in segregation
MAYBE the revolution though
JackGonzo: He's repidiated smears? Oh, PROVE IT John
8:28 PM Skynet: That may have been a bit too finger-pointing and blame-filled for a question on how negative his campaign has been.
Dews: yea, McCain didn't really play that well
8:29 PM the bitches love Obama right now
JackGonzo: keep hitting that nail
MoDews: I'm not a weather man.. but it appears to be raining bitches..
Skynet: And obama is going high-road, which is not what McCain needed to let him do
JackGonzo: he's a sailor, he should know knots
8:30 PM Dews: nope, this was the trap he had to attempt to manage around, but failed really
JackGonzo: and McCain thinks he's winning
Dews: he had to go negative, but delicately
JackGonzo: ouch, just hurt his Texas vote
Dews: ohhhh wait, he hates the Cowboys????
JackGonzo: WAIT a minute
MoDews: McCain now has my vote
JackGonzo: he attacks your PLANS you're running attacks on HIM
Dews: we are Anti-Cowboys
and McCain supports that
PhillyFan: yes we are
8:31 PM Dews: he could win the NFC East vote
JackGonzo: Obama is from Illinois, he's no cowboy fan
Dews: but he didn't SAY that!
JackGonzo: nah, we saw how Philadelphia treated Palin
MoDews: To be fair though.. they did Boo Santa...
8:32 PM PhillyFan: booooo
Dews: C'mon Obama, call the boys a buncha coke-heads
seal the deal
JackGonzo: who wouldn't fat bastard didn't bring you want you want one year
Dews: hey, I never got my GI JOE Aircraft carrier.....
JackGonzo: wooooo yes we have
Dews: that bastard..
MoDews: Even Santa can't bring a Philly superbowl..
8:33 PM JackGonzo: I never got Phoebe Cates bow tied under my tree either!
PhillyFan: world serieees
MrSanDiego: mccain is gonna blow a gasket
Dews: or a heart valve
JackGonzo: SOME fringe people?
8:34 PM uhhhhh John? Veterans aren't just going to your rallies
Is there a dress code for Rallies?
8:35 PM Dews: just gotta bring Bud
and a baseball cap that as mesh in the back
8:36 PM JackGonzo: and here it comes
Uh, John, you went to ACORN events
Dews: shit I forgot to put ACORN on the list...
he did this for the primary
8:37 PM ayers....
JackGonzo: good good, bring in reagan
8:38 PM hello? hello? echo? Now batting for the los angeles dodgers...
Dews: we both had brand new beers when he mentioned Ayers...
Dews: thus, had to finish them....
8:39 PM great freakin timing Obama....
Skynet: ACORN again.
Dews: Ayers again...
and new beer....
JackGonzo: Yes, facts are facts
Skynet: I disagree. facts are not facts.
JackGonzo: and your facts are, to quote lex luthor, WRONG!
8:40 PM did the record just skip?
McCain is gonna bring in Joe The Plumber!
8:41 PM JackGonzo: the shit hole that is scranton
this could be a touchy question for McCain
8:42 PM I wonder if he talks about her, and more about how Biden didn't think Obama was ready
Dews: ok, we're almost back over here
JackGonzo: a role model to women?!
Feminists just spit out their drinks
8:43 PM Dews: teach yer damn kids about giving head instead of having babies first
Dews: christ, its not that hard
JackGonzo: at least teach her about anal sex
Skynet: Oh thank god, she fixed our energy needs.
Dews: the way god intended
I think MoDews is broken
8:44 PM JackGonzo: by killing all those wolves who were stealing energy
wait...her baby was just born...she's barely experienced have a "special needs baby"...if she actually had it
MoDews: I is fixed!
8:45 PM JackGonzo: already? court ordered?
Dews: chemical castration
he's on "the list"
MoDews: too much baby mama drama
JackGonzo: jesus, mo, no means no
Dews: big brother is very proud
cept for the whole failing on "Wrappin it up" part
8:46 PM he'd be a good Palin though
JackGonzo: in YOUR opinion John
MoDews: I like Obama's phrase better.. "YES WE CAN"
JackGonzo: because your party hasn't allowed transparency there sparky
a lil behind Bob?
Fuck, they should have gotten Rather
Dews: DRILL BABY DRILL
8:47 PM MoDews: thats what she said
...or possibly 42
Dews: PhillyFan with an update?
PhillyFan: 3-0 still
Dews: you know, 42 virgins?
8:48 PM PhillyFan: 5th inning
JackGonzo: no no, Skynet knows what I'm talking bout
it's the answer to life, the universe and everything
Dews: ahh yes
Dews: he is missed
8:49 PM JackGonzo: beer out
Dews: We have plenty here
not sure where it came from...
but its here
we even got some classy PBR in the fridge
Skynet: 42 is the one number that should have been in http://www.xkcd.com/487/
Dews has left
8:50 PM JackGonzo: no no, just out in the one in my hand
not in the fridge
PhillyFan: i love PBR
Dews has joined
JackGonzo: I'd like to welcome back the meerkat, who has now lost the ability to use a computer
8:51 PM Dews: so does Indiana girl
I'm management now
don't need to know
PhillyFan: mmm pbr
JackGonzo: did that matter to anything else he said?
yes, I like to look at sunsets and sunrises over the ocean
8:52 PM PhillyFan: does anyone care who wins project runway? i can update that too :)
MoDews: I am a Banana
JackGonzo: tastez, philly has none
Dews: and Purple is aweso
JackGonzo: I don't want to know yet
PhillyFan: haha ok...its almost there
JackGonzo: we'll watch it later
PhillyFan: and pbr is awesome. that is all
Dews: PhillyFan, agreed
JackGonzo: Not all of us need to go to Tiajuana John
Dews: I agree.... with.... PhillyFan
JackGonzo: most of us just enjoy to
Dews: that hurt :)
JackGonzo: PBR is piss
8:53 PM errors all around
JackGonzo: I myself am drinking Woody Creak White
Dews: I'm drinkin Miller Light
PhillyFan: haha you should agree with me about everything
Dews: The Commish is wise
Lite Beer is not Beer
Dews: PhillyFan, its only cause I know someone else that likes it, and its passable beer for me :)
PhillyFan: is pbr beer?
MoDews: its more like piss
JackGonzo: yes, may not like it, but yes
8:54 PM JackGonzo: no no Heineken is piss water
MoDews: thats true also..
Dews: Das German ya?
Jimmie has left
Dews: DU HAST MICH
JackGonzo: we are just men rock!
8:55 PM Dews: everyone is loving Obama right now
JackGonzo: is anyone else paying attention other then Skynet?
Dews: seriously, this debate is over though
JackGonzo: McCain looks almost ready
Dews: McCain looks old, befuddled, and just slow
PhillyFan: Bases loaded, two outs
Dews: and angry
JackGonzo: He's about to reach over with an overhead right
Dews: down down to goblin town.... McCains ratings go my lad, ho ho my lad....
8:56 PM JackGonzo: Right now he's wishing for some Wiskey in a Jar
Dews: oh yea, I went there
JackGonzo: we've changed topics tonight?
MoDews: Break the glass and Crack the plates.. thats what McCain really hates...
8:57 PM JackGonzo: I was in Toledo, celebrating the Wolverines losing to the Rockets
MoDews: Stop it
Skynet: I haven't heard a reference to that goblin song in ages
Dews: happy to drop it in there :)
Its hard to comment though, McCain is clearly just overly negative and missing his points here
JackGonzo: I'm waiting for Kat Williams to bring out a pimp cup and to towel off Obama's non existent sweat
8:58 PM Dews: whatever points he was trying to hit on tonight, he has failed and he just looks angry and bad
JackGonzo: AYERS BAD!
PhillyFan: aaah i disagree with the winner
Dews: NOOO AYERS REFERENCES!!!
JackGonzo: REAGAN GOOD!
Dews: we almost got sick last time
MoDews: REAGAN SMASH!!!
8:59 PM JackGonzo: but not you John, you have Government run health insurance since...well, forever
since Washington was at Valley Forge
Dews: since he was gettin poked with sharpened sticks and learning Vietnamese anyway
JackGonzo: and you got a corn on your big toe
take it and GET OUT!
9:00 PM Joe the Plumber...anyone else want to kill Joe The Plumber?
Dews: capital gains tax??? really? You think thats gonna be the "You got Served" moment?
JackGonzo: yes, but as an EMPLOYER he should supply health care
Skynet: Take it easy on Joe, he's got a mystery fine to pay.
9:01 PM Dews: OH SNAP
JackGonzo: Deer in head lights look ENGAGE!
Dews: and no engage grin mode
JackGonzo: or the someone just farted mode
Dews: seriously, go to plan B... get u and slug Obama
make him cry
otherwise, you have lost
9:02 PM JackGonzo:
9:03 PM MoDews: Obama before the debate...: "One Bitch Slap.. AHAHAHA.. Two Bitch Slap.. AHAHA"
Dews: o noz! he tok hiz buckits!
9:04 PM Skynet: Wait, did joe plumber just become joe millionaire?
And now he has to pay higher taxes?
Dews: I'm starting to think this is the Joe from "Who wants to marry a millionaire"
9:06 PM Dews: the Republican congress passed the Homeland Security bureau, THAT was the largest increase in government size since FDR, what is this bullshit about Dems increasing guvmint?
JackGonzo: Joe's rich? How did he become a rich plumber? All those gold coins?
9:07 PM Dews: Mac Cleeland and Jean Carnahan lost their jobs over that g'damn bill because they opposed the lack of worker rights for Homeland Security when the g'damn GOP ran ads against them saying they voted against Homeland Security because they were "Pro-terrorist"
Max Cleeland lost 3 limbs serving his country, you sons of bitches
9:08 PM JackGonzo: tell it from the mountain
JackGonzo: like alberto?
Dews: this was Pre-Alberto
this was Ashcroft time
JackGonzo: no, to john
Dews: who is also an enormous pile of shit
9:09 PM Dews: damnit...
who said Crack?
PhillyFan: haha you are bitter
because philly is awesome. it's ok.
Dews: spelled it wrong, but yes, I am better
JackGonzo: and he did graduate harvard law #1 in his class, he knows his shit
9:10 PM Skynet: Hmm, debating supreme court appointments and findings with a constitutional law professor.
JackGonzo: Hey PhillyFan, who won that last Devils Flyers game?
yeah, not a smart idea
PhillyFan: we are 0-3
MoDews: Or the last Caps Flyers game?
JackGonzo: YOU SUCK!
PhillyFan: i get it
Skynet: And I think this may be the first time I've heard roe v. wade tied to right to privacy in a mass media discussion of the decision.
Dews: Caps are 1-0 when I wear my Federov Jersey
9:11 PM Skynet: Which is kind of sad, considering how fundamental that is to the finding.
JackGonzo: pretty much, and I look forward to the wife's thoughts on Obama's reasoning
9:12 PM seeing as she isn't a fan of the roe v wade writing
Stephen has joined
Dews: We have a commie now to comment on the debate
JackGonzo: Welcome Young one
since my commie is out with the Girls watching The Women
Dews: Girls gone wild?
9:13 PM Steve: what did i mess?
Dews: yer pants
Steve: that was intentional
JackGonzo: MoDews finally became a man
9:14 PM MoDews: hey what?
JackGonzo: he entered into the steam hut and sealed the deal
MoDews: hahaha wooooowww..
JackGonzo: Oh, and Dews is a Meerkat
MoDews: C'mon Trent..
Dews: shit, musta been hen I went to get beer...
JackGonzo: Skynet is trying to kill us all
PhillyFan drinks piss poor beer
Dews: and loves her some crack
JackGonzo: and Bob Schaefer has zero control on this debate
Dews: but not Santa
9:15 PM JackGonzo: unless he brought her some crack
Dews: ohhhh, good call
and made some old Hobbit movie comments too
JackGonzo: McCain is like shaking
Skynet: Is McCain actually taking a stance against "health for the mother"?
9:16 PM JackGonzo: McCain doesn't know what he's doing
Like Bristol Palin?
Dews: I can say that McCain has a 0 rating for voting for ANYTHING that Planned Parenthood supports
JackGonzo: is this the shortest debate?
Skynet: I can see how some people don't support that, but that's unfortunate wording.
JackGonzo: or is Bob just gonna let them go at it for thirty minutes?
Dews: Steve has 8 beers to finish in 15 mins....
9:17 PM best be hurryin boy
we need both of a lot of things apparently
Steve: FUCK HERE GOES ONE!
9:18 PM JackGonzo: Jim Webb is sending me to college for free! thanks for shit mccain
JackGonzo: what if we already did it?
Dews: have a feeling that Steve's apartment sounds strangely like a set that Rachel Nichols has worked on before....
Steve: BEER #@
Dews: as he downs as many beers as possible..
JackGonzo: do we get a credit?
9:19 PM no, gay marriage is the civil rights issue of the 21st century
Dews: Steve, don't choke, Rachel never did, HA
MoDews: -_O.. we doing funny faces now?
Dews: dem be mermaids man
9:20 PM JackGonzo: is that what he said?
Steve: where's my funnel?
JackGonzo: but, that's what we're doing for wall st?
MoDews: what about main st?
JackGonzo: what about MLK?
and every town has an Elm St]
MoDews: Whats about MILF'S?
9:21 PM Dews: Bristol?
Steve: BEER 3
JackGonzo: Oh, Skynet, I am now at Brigette coming into the real world after running into Mogehdian
MoDews: Calm dowj Rachel
down as well*
JackGonzo: is that gonna make Sarah a GILF? (or is she one already)
9:22 PM MoDews: She is soon to be a GILF
Dews: for substantial monetary or political reward, yes
Skynet: Oh nice. What book is that? (They've all blurred for me)
MoDews: or a HMILF
JackGonzo: I still think Track, Purple, or whatever that baby's name is is bristol
Fires of Heaven
five or six?
Rand and Aviendha just got it on for the first time
Skynet: Five, I want to say
JackGonzo: I think so too
9:23 PM Dews: I think the SPED kid was the girls too though
Steve: this is a fool's errand...
JackGonzo: This chat has been taken over by Robert Jordan...but the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
Dews: oh god, I couldn't finish any of those books....
Skynet: Yeah, that somewhat odd scene in the snow ends up being a bit portentous
Dews: I just couldn't
9:24 PM Skynet: Did he just reference the DC school system?
JackGonzo: Dews, you can't read, we know this
yes, yes he did
Dews: hey, David Eddings?
Skynet: Because I have some choice words about that school system.
JackGonzo: which he should know, most of his campagin is from K St
Dews: Piers Anthony?
Dews: bow down
JackGonzo: Now we're talking
9:25 PM JackGonzo: on the right track
Steve: i like piers anthony
Dews: Piers is good
Also a Goddard College alum
JackGonzo: Sarah Palin doesn't know it better then most, she knows it just as much as any other parent
Steve: incarnations series?
JackGonzo: Food Vouchers?
Dews: I liked most of his, but Xanth were most fun to read
9:26 PM Steve: yea, i still have those to look forward to
MoDews: Weis and Hickman
JackGonzo: Henry Rollins and Skynet are products of DC Schools
Does McCain have wooden teeth?
9:27 PM Steve: Hans Agusto and Margeret Rey!
Dews: Rachel Ray?
Steve: curious george1
MoDews: Thats Delicous
JackGonzo: a healthy discussion, but not good health huh John?
Dews: omg, i need some EVOO
JackGonzo: well, this talk has just taken a down turn for the worse
9:28 PM Stewart? Do you mean Steward?
Skynet: That's a myth. McCain's teeth are actually whalebone.
JackGonzo: Yes, stop the spending John, stop buying Houses
Oh, a gift from palin?
9:29 PM Dews: Yay Dodgers!
JackGonzo: That's why he chose Sarah, he lost a bet to her great great grandfather in the war of northern agression
PhillyFan: Why do you suck at life dews
JackGonzo: He's Italiano
Dews: what can I say, I'm good at what I do
JackGonzo: You're good at sucking?
9:30 PM PhillyFan: italians are usually hot...what happened
PhillyFan: haha...thats it :)
JackGonzo: well, do what you love
Dews: Philly is the most obese city isn't it?
JackGonzo: I believe Dallas or Green Bay
PhillyFan: no thats the state of mississippi
MoDews: Nah.. Houston...
JackGonzo: or at least the Dallas offensive line
MoDews: The Dallas lines just do Coke..
Dews: which keeps em trim
9:31 PM JackGonzo: If they switched to meth they may find a corner
Dews: and ready fer bikini season
fuck yer mother
JackGonzo: your mother was a fucking rere
Dews: HIGH FIVE!
wtf is that face?
Steve: so was mccain just as dumb in the first hour as he was in the last half?
JackGonzo: John has had more facial expressions tonight then Dews in his last "film"
9:32 PM PhillyFan: haha uuum
JackGonzo: You missed Joe The Plumber
Dews: Jack, you haven't seen the last one
its academy worthy
JackGonzo: Is Cindy wearing red because it means stop?
wait, McCain is shaking hands?
Dews: Mr. SanDiego is wondering whether McCain had a stroke during this
9:33 PM Skynet: Joe won the debate, hands down.
JackGonzo: now, but he needs his tranqs
The winner without a doubt is Mario
Rachel Maddow is getting hotter
Dews: for a Lesbian, yes
MoDews: Ima Luigi Ima gonna win!
9:35 PM Dews: that is a great episode
MoDews: Grumpy McNasty!
JackGonzo: so, final thoughts on this?
9:36 PM o.0
Buchanan thought McCain won
Dews: I feel like Obama to this
er took this
PhillyFan: The phillies are awesome! (o.o)
Dews: damn gchat is pausin on me
JackGonzo: did PhillyFan just flash us?
yes i did
JackGonzo: no crack here
PhillyFan: ice cooold crack
Steve: cnn says mccain started off well? then obama finished?
9:37 PM JackGonzo: I always love finishing well
PhillyFan: flashing would be more: (o)(o)?
Dews: I may have been lookin at somethin else, but I didn't see a McCain win at all here
MoDews: or oYo
JackGonzo: depends on how big the chest is
Steve: the cnn pundits have been pretty wrong so far
Skynet: Basically McCain needed to disqualify Obama for the office of president by the end of the debate.
JackGonzo: no dews, that looks like you drew eyes on your ass
Dews: not Dews!
9:38 PM JackGonzo: younger dews, you all came from the same place
PhillyFan: Obviously I have not watched the debate and have offered nothing important except crack, pbr and baseball scores
Dews: that was enough
JackGonzo: hey flashing is always important
Dews: that'll do
Skynet: And whatever else happened, he didn't make Obama into someone unequivocally unfit to be president.
JackGonzo: Ed in 08?
Skynet: I will take some PBR though
JackGonzo: isn't that show cancelled?
9:39 PM Dews: My vote is for a Paris Hilton / Joe the Plumber this year
JackGonzo: I have Monty Python Holy Ale
oh, and Killians
PhillyFan: praise pbr
I'l never praise you!
Steve: im drinking killians right now
9:40 PM JackGonzo: I know what you did!
Skynet: Is drinking coffee, it's gonna be a late night
PhillyFan: I'm drinking water and pretending/wishing it was pbr
JackGonzo: isn't it the same?
especially if it's Philly tap?
Skynet: Midterm exams and projects coming up over the next few days.
9:41 PM lol there's a sign in MSNBC crowd...can't see the top, but the bottom says Apathetic
9:42 PM Skynet: That's one motivated apathetic
Dews: haha, nice
9:43 PM I haz beer
JackGonzo: flip a coin, who is drunk enough to watch the Fox News response?
did anyone find the heart monitors?
9:44 PM Dews: yea I did
can't help it
PhillyFan: cole hamels!
JackGonzo: which channel was it? CNN?
9:45 PM MoDews: Has everyone heard?
JackGonzo: where did victorino play before Philly?
Dews: hmm, good question
MoDews: You haven't heard Jack?
JackGonzo: on deck...NOMAR!!!!
PhillyFan: originally i believe
9:46 PM JackGonzo: heard what?
MoDews: EVERYONE'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD
THE BBBB BIRS BIRD
THE BIRD IS THE WORD
JackGonzo: ok, so MoDews is drunk enough to report on Fox News
9:47 PM JackGonzo: but hey, the Razorback is out of DC so he won't be called out anymore for being underage
Dews: need to give him some whiskey, then he'll start making pipe bombs for planned parenthood
JackGonzo: to plant where?
MoDews: Yes! I'm 23!
JackGonzo: find Dews old liscense?
MoDews: Bah.. I'm pretty good getting into places
9:48 PM PhillyFan: 2 outs!
JackGonzo: Hole In The Wall, Dews favorite airport passtime
Steve: nice, cute republican in the cnn focus group
JackGonzo: which one?
left or right side?
Steve: the one that talked?
9:49 PM ummm
JackGonzo: I just turned there
PhillyFan: Alright time to go...my man friend has called
Dews can explain
JackGonzo: man friend?
MoDews: no idea
Dews: Think about it
9:50 PM JackGonzo: no no, you're milking joe the plumber
Dews: the one that took MoDews's cherry?
JackGonzo: well yes, I figured that one, just making sure lol
9:51 PM do I want to even see who took the cherry?
Dews: Modews is disturbed, and is leaving chat
JackGonzo: well, we'll end this coverage, cover more in the morning
Dews: sounds good, gonna watch the dodgers fold again
JackGonzo: pretty much
though I do get daily show in 9
9:52 PM uhoh, NOMAR got on base
JackGonzo: does Charlie Emanuel look wider then a cowboys lineman?
9:53 PM lets go pron stache!
see everyone in the morning, even you Mario!