On today's edition of RtB
- We discuss Obama securing the Geek vote last night
- The epic meltdown of the Rays last night and if that will change the series
- College Football Predictions
- NFL Predictions
MrSanDiego: Morning
JackGonzo: Good Morning Everyone and welcome to Round The Bend, and we're coming to you today live from Joe The Plumber's basement
SayHey: G'Mornin
Well, he isnt REALLY a plumber now
Noodle: morning
9:53 AM JackGonzo: Let us see how good his unlicensed, un-union plumbing really is
Noodle: with the time change you always have these talks when i have to head to work
SayHey: In the sports world, we would call this guy a "Scab"
JackGonzo: go to work and get back to us
MrSanDiego: I don't feel bad for you Noodle
SayHey: Niether do I
Early football
9:54 AM JackGonzo: in the sports world we'd call this guy "interim coach"
MrSanDiego: you can go to the beach after work punk
SayHey: A seat warmer
JackGonzo: and go to Tijuana when you needed a drunk co-ed
SayHey: And some odd need for a donkey show
PhillyFan: gross
SayHey: You know you want to see one
JackGonzo: dynamite drop in monty
9:55 AM interspecies erotica
MrSanDiego: way to be inappropriate
SayHey: Hello SD Fan, have we met?
JackGonzo: but let's start today off with not the obvious topic...has Barack Obama all but ensured himself the nerd/dork vote with the following?....Barak Obama at tonight's archdiocese dinner in NY: "Contrary to rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger, I was born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth."
PhillyFan: Yea I am sorry I know what that is.
9:56 AM SayHey: He earned my vote with that one
MrSanDiego: The clips from that are great
SayHey: I agree, those clips were great
MrSanDiego: although I really do think McCain is letting Joe the Plumber dictate his entire strategy
SayHey: And McCant earned a tad sliver of respect by going on Letterman
And taking the punishment like a man
9:57 AM MrSanDiego: Oh but letterman went after him
SayHey: He sure did
MrSanDiego: G Gordon Libby
Liddy?
anyways
JackGonzo: What else was he gonna do? Act like the rest of his campaign and pretend it wasn't gonna happen?
9:58 AM MrSanDiego: So honestly I think the republs pulling out of key states to protect their own
is pretty telling
JackGonzo: pretty much
SayHey: Yep, Reps pulled out of VA months ago, leaving Gilmore to fend for hismelf
MrSanDiego: They are throwing in the towel at this point for a little self respect
SayHey: Isnt abandoning party members a Demo thing tho?
JackGonzo: hoping to hell the democrats hang themselves
9:59 AM MrSanDiego: I look forward to more government spending
JackGonzo: of course this strategy could be really fucked if in the next four years the democrats shine
MrSanDiego: means more jobs here in the recession proof NoVa
Yeah
SayHey: Yep
MrSanDiego: I was talking to a Republican last night
10:00 AM they are jsut going to wait four years for Mittens to run again
JackGonzo: PhillyFan, is MrMan going to just stay on Easter Island after this election?
10:01 AM PhillyFan: haha
actually he is in KY
MrSanDiego: same difference
PhillyFan: Although who knows what the plan is :)
10:02 AM JackGonzo: I think I know, or I should say I strongly advise following the C&B plan
10:03 AM oh, and for the record, for all you Caps, Rangers, Flyers, and other Eastern Conference fans out there...Martin Brodeur recorded shoutout number 97 last night
Dews: On board now, sorry about that
MrSanDiego: I hate him, damn Devils
but respect
10:04 AM JackGonzo: all right, topic number 2, does anyone actually think the outcome of last night's game will change the series?
MrSanDiego: Nope but it was interesting to watch
Dews: certainly possible, but I still like the Rays
MrSanDiego: maybe a little lose is good for the Rays
gets them to focus
The only have to win 1 of 2
Soxs must win out
10:05 AM JackGonzo: So no one, cept maybe Dewey, thinks Big papi found his stroke finally?
10:06 AM PhillyFan: It broke their confidence
Enter Phillies
Pow pow pow
Dews: wow
there's PhillyFan
PhillyFan: World Seris hamps = phillies
MrSanDiego: hahaha
10:07 AM PhillyFan: champs
haha...
MrSanDiego: delusional as usual
JackGonzo: well get to topic number three (PhillyFan's sanity or lack there of) in a second
Dews: Crack?
MrSanDiego: If Phillies win it is in seven
Dews: someone say Crack?
JackGonzo: Do the Saux bring out Lester next? Hope Beckett is healthy enough to start?
PhillyFan: When phillies win!
10:08 AM brb
Dews: I think they may take a chance with beckett
he has the best track record
MrSanDiego: The game last night exposed Tampas weakness
their bullpen is still lacking a shutdown closer
Their middle releif sucked
10:09 AM Wheeler jsut gave up too much
Dews: which is unfortunate, because those guys have pitched phenominally all year
SayHey: Eh, it was a bad day
MrSanDiego: as a group they have
but who in that bullpen can you say is a dominant closer?
JackGonzo: I'm gonna agree with SayHey a bit, it was a bad day and the Saux were fighting for their lives
10:10 AM MrSanDiego: They are jsut a K Rod away from being a nightmare for the league
SayHey: Yeh, the Saux know how to play when they are behind
Dews: I mean, what are the odds that Balfour and Wheeler both implode like that?
JackGonzo: they're not shutdown, but at least a band aid
Dews: there is no such thing as a "shutdown" closer in the playoffs
even "sure" bets fail
historically thats always been true
JackGonzo: there was...once...fuckin gibson
MrSanDiego: they are both not good enough to close elsewhere
Dews: I wasn't gonna say it Jack :)
SayHey: well, unless your name is rivera
Dews: no
Gonzalez?
10:11 AM they've all failed
at some point
MrSanDiego: anyways
that is where the Rays are weakest
in my opinion
SayHey: I have to agree SD
JackGonzo: the only reason eck walked davis was gibson was actually hiding in the dugout and they another player on deck
MrSanDiego: They couldn't protect a 7 run lead in the 7th inning
seriously
JackGonzo: they don't walk him...
Dews: oh def agree, just think that its not THAT bad, just horrible night last night
10:12 AM SayHey: Yeh
Agree
MrSanDiego: Kazmir pitched lights out though
Dews: yea, glad that Tampa was at least able to stick it to the Herald a bit for hat
JackGonzo: SayHey dodged a bullet last night, while BYU wasn't as lucky....this weekend's college football thoughts?
Dews: er that
SayHey: shame i missed the game
10:13 AM Noles were on last night
Dews: Caps came back to win a late one too
MrSanDiego: yeah, NC St looked good in the first half
Dews: (any room for hockey?)
SayHey: And BYU lost..... woooo
Dews: hehe
SayHey: Yeh, but they failed big in the 2nd
MrSanDiego: shocked about BYU
so much for them
SayHey: Ponder proves to me once again that he is a great college QB
Or will be great
MrSanDiego: Yeah, even though they beat NC St.
10:14 AM FSU is not a powerhouse this year
JackGonzo: TCU was no pushover either though, 7-1 with their only loss to OU
MrSanDiego: they might get into a bowl game
SayHey: NC always kicks out asses.........to beat them on the road was huge
MrSanDiego: TCU is pretty decent year to year
JackGonzo: course I won't mention what TCU did on Oct 4th
10:15 AM SayHey: lol
mention it, mention it!
JackGonzo: Does Boise St succumb to surprise and lose to Hawaii tonight?
SayHey: I dont see it
10:16 AM JackGonzo: alright, prediction time
Vanderbilt @ Georgia
SayHey: GA
Dews: guys, you are missing the best thing that will be out tonight... The premiere of "W" by Oliver Stone!
MrSanDiego: GA
SayHey: Cant wait to see that
JackGonzo: stupid monkey
MrSanDiego: I am going to have to go catch the early show
10:17 AM back on track
predictions, throw em out clint
SayHey: may watch that on my way home from work
JackGonzo: I'm going Vandy, I'm telling you DJ Moore will or should get Heisman votes
MrSanDiego: I have to root against Vandy
they are too trendy
JackGonzo: Wake @ Maryland
Dews: yea, I'm not a fan of the school in general
SayHey: Maryland!!!
MrSanDiego: the MrMan will say they have the best cheerleaders in the SEC
10:18 AM oh
Wake
for my Wake friends
JackGonzo: I think Wake as well, but we never know which Terrapin team will show up week to week
SayHey: If wake loses, FSU takes the top spot
MrSanDiego: funny I don't have any Maryland friends
JackGonzo: Pitt @ Navy
MrSanDiego: bahhahaha
FSU will play here Eagle Bank Bowl
10:19 AM Pitt
SayHey: DROOL
MrSanDiego: it is ACC vs Navy
10:20 AM JackGonzo: the important thing, least for Dews...football will once again be played in RFK
10:21 AM k, Ohio State @ Michigan State
SayHey: OSU
MrSanDiego: OSU
nausea
I hate OSU
JackGonzo: I'm going with....SPARTA!
10:22 AM SayHey: It could go either way tho
MrSanDiego: true
JackGonzo: Michigan @ Penn State...over under on the N.L reaching 70 points
SayHey: I would actually have that game as a push
10:23 AM MrSanDiego: Penn St
SayHey: Hmmmmm @ Penn? Penn St
MrSanDiego: I have a feeling this is their year
interestingly this is Joe Pa's last year on his contract
JackGonzo: Not if the two teams above them don't lose
Dews: yea, this gets Joe Pa a ten year extension
JackGonzo: Kansas @ Oklahoma
10:24 AM SayHey: Oklahoma
MrSanDiego: Okla
rumor is the university pres does not want to give Joe Pa a n extension
JackGonzo: of course they don't, they will "heavily suggest" he retire
MrSanDiego: Joe Pa is pushing that his son succeed him
10:25 AM JackGonzo: I know I should pick OU, but I got this gut feeling that Kansas could sneak away with a win
SayHey: I just dont see it
JackGonzo: Ole Mss @ Alabama
MrSanDiego: Bama
SayHey: Ole Miss!
MrSanDiego: Clint is picking against the favs this week
SayHey: Brought down 1 empire.........i think they will do the same
10:26 AM JackGonzo: Not on this one, Bama
missouri @ texas, the game CityCat is going to while I work
SayHey: How about Texas vs Missouri?
Will be an epic slugfest
MrSanDiego: Texas
10:27 AM SayHey: I have the upset........Mizz
JackGonzo: you apparently have Tequilla at work
Of course I'm going Texas
10:28 AM SayHey: Big D let up some big points in there first real game
If the D can put Daniels to sleep, then ill be a believer
JackGonzo: And the last two, for our listeners...
SayHey: er, thier
JackGonzo: LSU @ South Carolina
SayHey: LSU
MrSanDiego: LSU
10:29 AM JackGonzo: hmmmmm does Spurrier go in for the kill?
Dews: Just make Ball Coach cry please
JackGonzo: Gamecocks
PhillyFan: vp called me in....am back now
SayHey: LOL
PhillyFan: LSU
SayHey: Ok, no more Eagle bashing
JackGonzo: Final game...VA Tech @ BC
SayHey: Tech
PhillyFan: Tech
10:30 AM MrSanDiego: BC
JackGonzo: I'm going Tech...but by less then a touchdown or overtime
SayHey: Oh, and for the record, I think UVA will upset UNC
PhillyFan: BC Eagles will lose...there's your eagle bashing eric
SayHey: Zing!
JackGonzo: Finally, topic four, NFL predictions
10:31 AM SayHey: Time for Dews to respond
JackGonzo: We start off in the cold north...
Dews: hel ya
SayHey: And this is an epic battle week........Dews vs Gonzo
JackGonzo: San Diego SUPER Chargers @ Buffalos Going To The Super Bowl
SayHey: Da Bills
MrSanDiego: pft
Chargers
Dews: not cold enough yet, I got Chargers
MrSanDiego: Bills easy schedule is about to be exposed
10:32 AM JackGonzo: Edwards isn't completely healthy yet, if he was this would be different since he's not it's SD
PhillyFan: Chargers
JackGonzo: Saints @ Panthers
PhillyFan: Panthers
SayHey: Panthers
MrSanDiego: The Aints
SayHey: Lets see what Brees can do against a real D
Dews: I got Saints
10:33 AM still not a believer in Carolina
JackGonzo: Buccs put up 28 against the Panthers, and they don't have an offense, The Saints
in the most boring game of the weekend
Vikings @ Bears
SayHey: Daaaaaaa Bears!
MrSanDiego: Vikings
SayHey: pft
Dews: I'll take Vikes to cover the spread
:)
but bears win
PhillyFan: Vikings
10:34 AM SayHey: Way to take the high road Dews
JackGonzo: Don't know the line for it, but I too take The Bears at home
Dews: would you expect any less?
SayHey: Actually, no
JackGonzo: Then in the most lopsided game of the weekend Steelers @ Bengals
10:35 AM SayHey: Steelers for the slaughter
JackGonzo: does anyone actually plan on taking the Tigers?
Dews: I say this game is close for a bit
Steelers win, but don't cover spread
SayHey: Not with Fitzy-boy
JackGonzo: The coin toss isn't part of the game, even if you can bet on it
MrSanDiego: Steely McBeamers
PhillyFan: Steelers
haha
SayHey: Ill take Dews for the win
Dews: haha, reminds me, I need a costume...
JackGonzo: Titans @ Chiefs
10:36 AM SayHey: Titans
MrSanDiego: Titans
Dews: Titans
SayHey: No LJ, no chance
JackGonzo: If the Meerkat isn't Steeley McBeam this year, it's a crime
Dews: I'll be dressed up
JackGonzo: of course the Titans
Dews: don'tyou worry
PhillyFan: itans
with a T
JackGonzo: In another game that could be very boring
Ravens @ Dolphins
SayHey: Dolphins
10:37 AM MrSanDiego: Miami is favored, but I am taking the Ravens
Dews: yea, I got Dolphins on this one too
PhillyFan: I'll go Dolphins too
SayHey: Ravens best RB, 150 yards on like 70 carries
Not good
JackGonzo: Dolphins as well, Flacco is coming down to earth...literally
Dews: Jack, did you do a pick for Purdue vs Northwestern? :)
JackGonzo: no
SayHey: Im still pulling for Flacco tho
Dews: ah k
SayHey: Morrison = suckup
JackGonzo: but go ahead, impress your woman
10:38 AM SayHey: Indiana vs Illinois
MrSanDiego: you are all welcome to put these down on Facebook btw
JackGonzo: The game we're all looking forward to....
Niners @ Giants
Dews: I zoned out for college football...
SayHey:
sigh
Dews: hmmmm
MrSanDiego: Giants
PhillyFan: NINERS!
Dews: I'll take Niners for the spread, Giants win
10:39 AM SayHey: Niners, only because Eli realized he is the lesser of the Manning talent
JackGonzo: lol now SayHey has to chose the Giants
SayHey: Damnit Dews
Pick one
Dews: I picked the winner
and the pread
er spread
SayHey: Hmph
JackGonzo: Giants by at least 16 points
Dews: I give giants 8
JackGonzo: Cowboys @ Rams
Dews: yuck
SayHey: I think the Niners, by 3 =)
10:40 AM JackGonzo: I'll be the first to say it
Rams
MrSanDiego: Cowboys
PhillyFan: Rams too
Dews: Rams played well last week inducing turnovers
JackGonzo: Brad Johnson checking down will turn TO Nucular
SayHey: Cowboys
PhillyFan: They are missing too many... TO cant throw to himself
Dews: after Homo Romo fumbles a few
SayHey: LOL
PhillyFan: Although is it true romo was practicing/playing
?
10:41 AM MrSanDiego: Romo is starting
SayHey: I have Long tearing off Romos thumb and mounting it on his wall
Dews: he was practicing, but I didn't see one tight spiral thrown
JackGonzo: Yeah I see this game as Chris Long's coming out party
PhillyFan: yesss i like eric's prediction
Dews: yes, that will work for me
SayHey: I wish Romo would step up and be a man..........But then again, not everyone has the tougness like Ronnie Lott
JackGonzo: The game everyone's excited to see
10:42 AM Lions @ Texans
Dews: ha!
SayHey: Texans
PhillyFan: haha
MrSanDiego: Texans
Dews: Texans
PhillyFan: Texans too
JackGonzo: Clean sweep for Houston
SayHey: Texans will triple cover Johnson
JackGonzo: Maybe the most interesting game of the weekend
Colts @ Packers
MrSanDiego: Colts
PhillyFan: I went with Packers
SayHey: Packers
10:43 AM Dews: Colts, think Peyton is healthy again
so the timing is back with Harrison
SayHey: Yeh, but that Oline isnt
and niether is your boy, Addai
Dews: it doesn't matter who is running the ball in Indy if Peyton is health
JackGonzo: Last week the Colts found a defense for the first time in two years...but they still have zero running game and might be facing the toughest defense yet for them, I'm going Packers
10:44 AM Jets @ Raidas
PhillyFan: Jets
SayHey: J-E-T-S
Dews: Jets
SayHey: I am predicting another fired coach in Oakland tho
JackGonzo: Favre breaks some kind of single game record here
SayHey: Raiders wont win until Ryan is the head coach
Dews: nobody else should/will take that job
MrSanDiego: Jets
JackGonzo: John Madden would
10:45 AM Dews: maybe they could get Spurrier?
JackGonzo: bring back John Madden
Dews: wow
PhillyFan: (Added picks to fb San Digeo :))
JackGonzo: the game of the weekend...Browns @ Skins
Dews: Skins!!!
SayHey: Hmmmmmmmmm
wait for it
wait for it
wait for it
BROWNS
in the upset
Dews: I"m telling!
SayHey: sssshhhhh
JackGonzo: lol
Dews: haha
MrSanDiego: Browns
10:46 AM nah Skins
PhillyFan: Browns
SayHey: Browns are on cloud 9
JackGonzo: Browns are finally getting healthy, Skins are not...Browns...in maybe a bigger blowout then Monday night
SayHey: Skins are still scratching thier heads
Dews: Skins aren't going to overlook another team
MrSanDiego: Gonzo is hallucinating
take away the ether
10:47 AM SayHey: One man----Shawn Rogers
JackGonzo: J.Lewis...in his first 200 yard game in a long time
Dews: wait for StoneHands to come back
SayHey: Make a feast out of Campbell
Dews: so glad that the "mystery disease" is not plaguing Solja too
JackGonzo: this will be Alex Hall's coming out party
MrSanDiego: out of the closet?
Dews: haha
SayHey: LOL
10:48 AM Dews: was Solja gettin the Magic Johnson cure?
with Alex?
SayHey: Cash?
MrSanDiego: he is in ther with R Kelly and John Traolta
SayHey: Oh wait, you didnt hear........Detroit thinks Magic faked his Aids
MrSanDiego: ugh, sorry, keyboard is dying on me
JackGonzo: lol
last game on sunday, may be the ugliest
SayHey: Detroit radio that is
JackGonzo: Seahawks @ Buccs
10:49 AM SayHey: Bucs
PhillyFan: Bucs
MrSanDiego: bucs
Dews: Bucs, since they FINALLY are letting Garcia play
JackGonzo: Buccs
SayHey: He played last week
Dews: yup
and did well
JackGonzo: It should be interesting next April, Seattle almost never keeps their first round pick...what do they do when they have a top five pick?
SayHey: No charlie frye sunday
easy, draft a RB
10:50 AM JackGonzo: Jones has been their only offense, they need a WR more then a RB
SayHey: I disagree
Burelson when healthy, is a great WR
JackGonzo: they've lost more WRs this year then smoking has caused cancer
SayHey: lol
Dews: hes never pulled it together though SayHey
JackGonzo: In the XFL
SayHey: true
Dews: he's got the tools, and siz
10:51 AM SayHey: Question is, when do the Hawks start looking for a new QB?
JackGonzo: this draft as well
PhillyFan: perhaps
SayHey: Hawks havent drafted a QB since Rick Myer, which leads me to believe they will hit the FA market
JackGonzo: or they'll wait for the Huskie kid
SayHey: Well, a 1st round QB
10:52 AM JackGonzo: last game Broncos @ Patriots
Dews: Pats
SayHey: Broncos
PhillyFan: Patriots
SayHey: Eddie Royal is healthy, giving Cutler 3 targets
MrSanDiego: Pats at home
JackGonzo: Rodney Harrison goes back into Charger mode and kills some horses
MrSanDiego: Broncos defense can not stop even Cassel
Dews: yea, I'll take backup USC man, over starter Vandy man
10:53 AM SayHey: Thats just not nice
DOnt give Cassel hope!
Im waiting for Cassel to get hurt
Id like to see what Rodriguez can do
JackGonzo: I'm gonna agree, USC Backup over Commodore 64
SayHey: Was a solid WAC QB
Dews: haha
10:54 AM JackGonzo: Though I do agree with Cutler, Elway is garbage
SayHey: Hater
JackGonzo: It's way beyond Hate
SayHey: But Niner fan has to agree
Complete loathe?
10:55 AM JackGonzo: wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire until there were only ashes
Dews: wow
MrSanDiego: I hate the Donkeys
SayHey: Well to be fair, im sure the city of Baltimore would feel the same way
JackGonzo: fuck the city of baltimore
Dews: about Jeffrey Maiar?
SayHey: Battlefield Earth kind of hatred
JackGonzo: that was the only smart thing he ever did
10:56 AM no one in their right mind would want to live and play in baltimore
SayHey: Cal Ripken Jr?
JackGonzo: obviously not in right mind
Dews: er
JackGonzo: never took a day off
MrSanDiego: This is what goes on in Denver
SayHey: LOL
10:57 AM MrSanDiego: there is your show Eric
JackGonzo: lol
Dews: haha
SayHey: Thank you
Your a good friend
JackGonzo: we've reached donkey sex which tells us we're out of time
Dews: doh
10:58 AM JackGonzo: join us next week as I scalp Dews just like the paramedics scrap Campbell off of FedEx after the 747 Spalsh from Shaun Rogers
Dews: what can Brown do for you?
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