With less than a week till the election…
- We discuss the World Series and its postponement
- The Republican Party and their unbalanced view of what socialism is
- Houston, DC and San Diego social scene differences
- Thoughts on movies, including GI Joe the movie
JackGonzo Good morning and welcome to the postponement report
SayHey: Our usual mid-day distraction, gotta love it
11:12 AM Dews: Also getting an angry form letter response for anye that starts dropping "Redistributor" references to me with some Keating 5 questions...
JackGonzo no word on how excited the Philadelphia city officials are about the excitment and possible looting being loward
SayHey: Im sure PhullyFan hasnt slept in 2 days out of anticipation
JackGonzo and I thought that was because CaptRock was back home
SayHey: Well, at least its wet outside in Philly. So maybe the entire city wont burn to the ground
11:13 AM Dews: I'm sure we're all excited to see Philly burn
this is true
SayHey: A nice silver lining to a Philly win
JackGonzo especially if the fires head south and envelope Baltimore
SayHey: Peace out Camden!
11:14 AM JackGonzo The longer this delay hits though the better for the Phils
PhillyFan: how come?
I think its on tonight...
SayHey: Yeh, 8pm
Dews: yea, no "travel day" for the rays even if they DO win
11:15 AM JackGonzo How come? The longer it takes the more likelihood that Hamels stays in the game
SayHey: So far Hamels is still pitching
As has been on deck for 2 days
PhillyFan: no heisnt
SayHey: Uhm, yes he is
PhillyFan: every philly paper says differently
JackGonzo I believe that would count as a "quality at-bat" for Pedro Feliz
PhillyFan: wuoting manuel
Dews: well, he's technically "on deck"
11:16 AM until he's officially pinch hit for
SayHey: Bottom of the 6th, #9, 1, 2 hitters
JackGonzo Yes, until the game begins he is "on deck" "technically"
SayHey: Time for a So Iguchi appearance?
PhillyFan: either way manuel has said he isnt pitching. which is the important part
Dews: oh yea, no way they let him pitch
Not on 2 days rest in 30 degree weather
JackGonzo Why? Unless they throw this game away, go back to TB and he pitches Game 7
even Dusty Baker wouldn't do that
11:17 AM SayHey: Hell, he could pitch game 6
Thats debatable Dews
JackGonzo well, there is a way, but the wristbanded lizard isn't the manager
PhillyFan: there wont be a game 6
Dews: yes, this is true SayHey...
SayHey: Philly- Dont get all smug yet
PhillyFan: we get 12 outs, they only get 9 :)...we can work this
JackGonzo I disagree, hell yes Baker sends him out there, and hell yes he gives him a green light
SayHey: You hear what Michael Jorday said about winning?
If you win just one title, you LUCKY!
11:18 AM JackGonzo well technically if you do it correctly you only need 9
PhillyFan: im not smug..i am always optimistic. when has that changed?
SayHey: Im just saying, simmer down on the smug talk
Dews: eh, not getting that from Phillyfan about the Phillies just yet
now EAGLES are another matter :)
SayHey: Im picking up on it
JackGonzo The only way the Phillies could screw this up is if Donovan McNabb appeared at the ballpark
11:19 AM SayHey: or TO
JackGonzo no, TO was what kept them in that Super Bowl
SayHey: Rays should give TO an "appearance" fee
PhillyFan: he read the lineup the other night
JackGonzo That Super Bowl proved why everyone complains about his behavior but wants him on their team
Dews: I don't want him
SayHey: He is the devil with skill
Dews: gonna put that out there right now
11:20 AM SayHey: I had him, and I dont want him
PhillyFan: i need to go, sorry
SayHey: DOnt go
Dews: ciao PhillyFan
Bridget has left
JackGonzo this ends our world series coverage
11:21 AM SayHey: I guess my "smug" hit a nerve
JackGonzo I will remember PARTS of Philly well, the rest needed the burning
Dews: it IS possible something came up :)
JackGonzo That's what she said
SayHey: That to, Dews
JackGonzo now then, topic number two...how come Republicans can't stand it when facts are put to their faces?
11:22 AM SayHey: Because they rely on misunderestimations!
JackGonzo Take for example David Gregen on Anderson Cooper last night...
Gergen: Now, one of the most effective popular programs we've had in the last three decades. It's called the earned income tax credit. It's a program whereby, if you're a working person, a working couple and you're below the poverty line, the government will actually give you money. That's a redistributed program. It's a program which takes money from the upper classes and gives it to the lower -- to the working poor.
Now who started that program? The earned income tax credit? Ronald Reagan. It was one of the -- it was an achievement of the Reagan administration that Bill Clinton then built on.
SayHey: The Michelle Obama "400 dollars on Lobster" was a blatent lie also
11:23 AM Dews: its just desperation
its a slash and burn policy now
just keep reaching out and killing things until something works
JackGonzo Look, coming from a man whose wife goes to thousand dollar dinners on a regular basis, a $400 lobster isn't an oddity
SayHey: Well, to be honest......the 700 billion dollar bailout is Socialism, and the Repubs are blasting Obama for Socialistic ideas
The Lobster story was a lie, Repubs got slammed for it
JackGonzo It isn't socialism if it's for corporations...just individuals
11:24 AM didn't you get the memo?
SayHey: Oh, I remember now
Dews: right, we live in a corporate Police state, its our job to bail them out
SayHey: This is the Non-Socialistic act that suspended McCants campaign, right?
JackGonzo We'll get ya a copy of that memo...thanks peter
Dews: we have human rights and free speech just so long as it benefits the corporate interests
SayHey: Next on the Non Socialistic agenda- Auto bailouts
11:25 AM JackGonzo which is needed, but should come with a caveat
SayHey: Oh, and what about our Non-Socialistic "stimulous package" bailout last year?
JackGonzo to make their cars fuel efficient by 2011
SayHey: I got 600 bucks..........why would i get that if not for Socialism?
11:26 AM I highly doubt that Jack
Dews: to hell with our Auto Industry, they fucked themseves by fighting CAFE changes for the last 20 years
thats why we've lost the Auto industry
they spent too much fighting efficiency and not enough actually achieving it
SayHey: Made in America means monthly trips to the mechanic
11:27 AM JackGonzo Now, I expect there to be pictures Friday as someone in the Communist Compound needs to carve some fucking pumpkins
Dews: we have one already, but squirrels have eaten his mouth...
11:28 AM SayHey: Funny
Dews: Squirrels are kind of like our neighborhoods mafia
they run things
11:29 AM JackGonzo You could so take the Palin one and make it a teabagging sarah palin pumpkin
Dews: if you don't pay protection money, they will fuck with your pumpkins
SayHey: Shame that OleMiss moved out, he was the regulator!
Drunk OleMiss meant lots of gun toting
Dews: I think we shall be creating another local militia
JackGonzo OleMiss moved out? With PhillyFan
Dews: with high powered Pellet guns soon
SayHey: OleMiss is moving to Tailand for 65 months
And taking PhillyFan with him
11:30 AM er, 6 months
Dews: yea, he's been gallavanting around the world for a few months now
SayHey: PhillyFan is living the dream......Going to pull a Half Baked at work
11:31 AM SayHey: He just left Brazil
JackGonzo I know the gallavanting and I was hoping he would be on today so he could join us to give us a few comments on the GOP eating itself alive
SayHey: I honestly dont think he cares
Dews: he would have been talking Redistribution
SayHey: We need CowboyFan on
11:32 AM Dews: haven't seen him since he got kicked by a mule
SayHey: Oh, is that the story he is using?
Dews: sure looked that way anyway
SayHey: Yeh, got beat the fuck up.......but i dont know how
Dews: bouncers will do that to you if you fuck with them
11:33 AM SayHey: He dodged so many fists, he was bound to get tagged eventually
JackGonzo and police officers if you piss them off
Dews: ah yes, them too
SayHey: Yeh, he tends to piss them off
JackGonzo outside of santa bar crawls
SayHey: To funny!
11:34 AM Oh Dews, did you get the email regarding this years Santa Crawl?
Dews: yes I did, I shall be there
SayHey: Yeh, so you need a santa suit and a Steely costume
JackGonzo fuck you all, Houston may be better in many ways, but where it is not is bars and the like
Dews: yea, its gonna be a busy week, but I'll figure it out
SayHey: It only took Jack 5 months to miss DC
11:35 AM SayHey: Noodle is cracking after 3 weeks
JackGonzo No no, don't miss it, or the traffic
Dews: Jack, I may actually go to a bar this monday dressed as Steely with a Skins logo on my helmet too
No, you are
SayHey: And im taking pictures
Dews: maybe it should be a Steelers bar
SayHey: Poor House
JackGonzo the social scene just isn't as...advanced...in Houston, of course I imagine it's more difficult when everything is more spread out
11:36 AM Dews: Politiki!!!
I don't care if its not called that anymore, it still is to me
JackGonzo don't give dews flashbacks
not while he's holding a giant steel beam
Dews: haha, yes, lotta stuff happened there
SayHey: It may be foam, but SteelerFan wont know that
JackGonzo though there needs to be a shot of Steely humping RLB's leg
11:37 AM Dews: haha!
hopefully with the score in the background of Skins winning...
11:38 AM any thoughts on the Obama Video thats being suppressed?
SayHey: Thats tonight, right?
JackGonzo ah, this just in, the Utah Jazz owner, who owns a chain of movie theaters, has banned Zack and Miri
SayHey: Yeh i heard
YET, played Saw 5
Dews: Saw 5 is a family movie
11:39 AM I fail to see the connection
SayHey: Its about a lumberjack family of bears, right?
SayHey: With Rabbit sidekicks?
And an evil Monkey?
Dews: and their epic struggle amongst a failing timber industry in northern Canadia
JackGonzo ...they say there is nudity in the film...is it elizabeth banks?
if so, fuckin a
SayHey: I so pray that it is
Im sure its Traci Lords
Dews: well, its about a pr0n being filmed, so I'd imagine there is at least some?
11:40 AM SayHey: Or it could be Seth Rogan
Dews: that would explain it being banned then
SayHey: We already saw 3 full frontals from Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11:41 AM Either way, looks awesome
JackGonzo yeah but from all acounts seth rogen is like dews, he's half wookie
SayHey: Yeh, I dont really want to see that
JackGonzo actually, if you mixed the three of us together you'd probably get Seth Rogen
SayHey: Rogan lost a shitload of weight for Green Lantern
11:42 AM JackGonzo lol Green Hornet
SayHey: Oh, Hah
Something Green, damnit
11:43 AM JackGonzo yes, one has a stereotypical side kick, the other a FAB-U-LOUS ring
SayHey: Yes, I get that part
To many Retarded remakes coming out
JackGonzo ...Bill Kristol will be on the Daily Show on Devils Night
11:44 AM SayHey: I just read about Welcoem Back Cotter, with Ice-Cube
Is Dews alive? or is he killing babies?
11:45 AM JackGonzo The Kotter movie has been canceled already
SayHey: I just read an article today about it
No mention of it being cancelled
Oh, and we have A-Team, with Ice Cube
11:46 AM JackGonzo John Singleton, long attached to A-Team, has dropped out of it as of last week
Some things just need to be left alone
A-Team is one of em
Oh, and GI Joe.....but thats to late
11:47 AM Oh, word has it that there might not be another Batman
Nolan said he doesnt think he can top Dark Knight
JackGonzo I'm beginning to have a lil excitement over GI Joe
SayHey: Hence, he may not bother
11:48 AM JackGonzo the photos that are appearing are...rpomising
Baroness is SMOKING hot
Yes, that's all fine and well, but the only GI Joe anyone cared about was Snake Eyes and SGT Slaughter
SayHey: Ive seen the same 10 for months........have any new ones been released?
Oh, also, new Star Trek photo's
JackGonzo and Snake Eyes is being playing by Darth Maul
SayHey: This is true
And Destro has no silver helmet
11:49 AM JackGonzo The Cobra side is looking bad ass
it may end with him receiving it
SayHey: Eh, if they are going to DO this, they need to do it right
Give Destro the mask
Dews: Brendan Frasier....
As Gung-Ho of all people
JackGonzo and he very well may have it, but just at meetings or when confronted, but doing the mask is difficult
11:50 AM Come on, who else can pull off a giant Marine Corps tattoo on their chest?
SayHey: Brendan Frasier is that gay looking, I suppose
Dews: Tim Gunn?
11:51 AM Ill say this, the chick playing Cover Girl is Smoking hot
Dews: would rather have seen him as Shipwreck though
Gunn I mean
SayHey: Yeh, shipwreck is smaller in statute
JackGonzo Yes, only Tim Gunn can play Shipwreck
SayHey: Or Rock
Dews: ah yea
he did a helluva job is Be Cool
SayHey: And only SGT Slaughter can do SGT Slaugher
He did, prolly the only good thing about Be Cool
11:52 AM JackGonzo They should have found a part for Shaq
JackGonzo like Roadblock
SayHey: But they gave it to Ekko
JackGonzo which is fair since they're going all serious
Dews: maybe Shaq is in the sequel as Serpentor
SayHey: Serpentor with a limp
JackGonzo here are some photos
11:53 AM SayHey: Yeh, ive seen em
Oh, and Baronness is wearing big plastic boobs
Dews: they look like cut scenes from a real-time strategy game....
SayHey: Stephen Sommers forced Sienna Miller to wear fakkies
11:54 AM This movie is going to tank..........But then again, I thought Casino Royale would also
And I was WRONG
Dews: Casino Royale??? Really???
JackGonzo DEAD Wrong
SayHey: Well, lots of us thought it would suck
Including you, Jack
Dews: Its a Bond movie though
JackGonzo no one trusted daniel craig to be THAT much of a bad ass
SayHey: Didnt think Daniel Craig was a good choice
11:55 AM then i saw Layer Cake
And quickly changed my mind
Dews: if Roger Moore couldn't destroye Bond, nobody can
SayHey: Roger Moore was in one of my Bond Favorites
JackGonzo hell, that's who they should bring back for GI Joe
Dews: Scratch that... Brendan Frasier COULD destroy it
11:56 AM SayHey: He destroys childrens imgionations
Dews: what about Terry Tate?
SayHey: Damnit, I cannot spell today
"Here come the Pain Train, baby"
JackGonzo They should have had Bazooka in it
SayHey: Or Flint
SayHey: Ok, gotta go
11:57 AM Dews: Ciao SayHey
JackGonzo alright, this is all for today, join us tomorrow as we discuss the massive choke job by Phily