Chad Johnson, the most entertaining player in football history, has declared his touchdown celebration intent if he scores this Sunday against the Browns.
Following up a promise he made last year but failed to fulfill, Johnson said if he scores on Sunday, he's jumping into the Dawg Pound.
Yes. That's a star player, enemy of all Dawgs, vowing to jump into one of the least-friendly places in the NFL.
"That," Johnson said, "would be a first."
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"I can't wait to see the Dawg Pound," he said. "I hope I get in there. They can give me some popcorn, throw some beers at me, whatever they want to do.
"It should be fun."
Wow...just...wow.
Now the Dawg Pound is no Black Hole, we're not packing knives, brass knucles, batteries or guns. I just don't think it is a wise idea, if he jumps in he may not come out. They may not find a body for weeks, then again, he may get so much beer poured on him he may be legally intoxicated. We only have to wait a few short days to find out.
