Steeler Nation, you are welcome.

Good morning Steeler Nation.

I apologize in advance for deceiving you, but it had to be done.

Last night, I kidnapped Ben Roethlisberger so that I could lead the Steelers to a victory over the much hated Baltimore Ravens...

Ben is/was ok, not to fear. I let him play with my motorcycles in the back (don't worry, they're basically go-karts, no chance for even him to hurt himself), so he seemed to have a good time.

I'll be letting him go shortly, but wanted to give a heads up to everyone that owns him in Fantasy League. These two weeks now that he has thrown 4+ td's, have actually been me. I'm in a very close league, and had to skimp on where I drafted a QB (so I got him late). Just to forewarn you all, but you should be trading him after this week.

That is all.

Sincerely,

-Steely McBeam

Do the Humpty Hump!

Wow, Steeler fan does have some creativity left in them. Apparently scarfing down triple cheeseburgers with sides of Large Onion Rings for breakfast isnt all they do for fun. (Had to include the pic to even the playing field for Browns fan)

Warning- Video contains dog humping (BROWNS FAN BEWARE)

I...have no words...

The Pittsburg Steelers have introduced us to their new mascot, Steely McBeam.

Nevermind the fact that my first reaction was, why is their new mascot Purdue Pete, let us look at the fact that the Steelers decided to celebrate their 75th anniversary by designing possibly the worst mascot in the history of sports. I mean come on, they gave the guy a five o'clock shadow because obviously every steel worker has that. Even though I am a die hard Browns fan, it pains me to see this happen to the Steelers. I mean I can respect the Steelers, they are no longer our most HATED rival (no surprise who that is), but they are our most respected rival.

How am I supposed to respect a mascot who looks like he is stumbling home from a bar? It is truly a sad day when this bastard is replaced on the worst mascot list.

PS-I'm still gonna shoot that Eagle one of these days, him and that douche Clint they have Seacresting Nats games.