No draft today, I will post it tomorrow because I will be attending the yearly "Work X-Mas Party" with my duct taped Dirty Santa/Pollyanna gift and hoping that they release us from there so I don't have to come back here.
New plan for the Bachelor Party, we know The Godfather retired home to Vegas to manage a strip club. We found out that strip club is Cheetahs, we're gonna go find us The Godfather.
On a side note, I fucking hate this god damn city. Last night it took me two hours to get from Pentagon City to Silver Spring. Why? I don't know why but there was an accident on every single bridge imaginable. I tried escaping into the city, that didn't work as I sat for thirty minutes by the aquarium. I can't wait to leave this mistake in a swamp and move to a land that is truly blessed by the Gods, Texas.
