Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Glow of Electric Sex


No draft today, I will post it tomorrow because I will be attending the yearly "Work X-Mas Party" with my duct taped Dirty Santa/Pollyanna gift and hoping that they release us from there so I don't have to come back here.

New plan for the Bachelor Party, we know The Godfather retired home to Vegas to manage a strip club. We found out that strip club is Cheetahs, we're gonna go find us The Godfather.

On a side note, I fucking hate this god damn city. Last night it took me two hours to get from Pentagon City to Silver Spring. Why? I don't know why but there was an accident on every single bridge imaginable. I tried escaping into the city, that didn't work as I sat for thirty minutes by the aquarium. I can't wait to leave this mistake in a swamp and move to a land that is truly blessed by the Gods, Texas.

8 comments:

SayHey Kid said...

I agree. DC also pisses me off. I dropped OlneyGirl off at work yesterday, a quick 5 mile drive each way. Took me 1 1/2 hours to drive 10 miles. Such BS.

Dews said...

Just gotta not drive guys!

Just live a block or so away from the metro and be a prairie dog like me :)

Shane Rollins said...

Some of us like the freedom of driving...and not having to walk in the freezing cold for half a mile

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

You're in DC. It is not freezing cold.

Shane Rollins said...

I'm from California, this shit is cold

SayHey Kid said...

Agreed. Im from Cali as well, this is death!

Dews said...

Dewey, it ain't cold....

I am more and more a wimp every day to the cold, but not THAT bad...

Dews said...

and I do drive, just my pimpin 96 subaru's brakes need work right now... Otherwise I'd seriously consider driving, occasionally...