Don't Try This at Home

Apparently a dwarf in the UK accidently glued a certain body part to a vacuum cleaner during a show over the weekend.

There probably is not really much I can say on this. I think the dwarf's comment pretty much summed everything up.

'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a
Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'