Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Steeler Nation, you are welcome.

Good morning Steeler Nation.

I apologize in advance for deceiving you, but it had to be done.

Last night, I kidnapped Ben Roethlisberger so that I could lead the Steelers to a victory over the much hated Baltimore Ravens...

Ben is/was ok, not to fear. I let him play with my motorcycles in the back (don't worry, they're basically go-karts, no chance for even him to hurt himself), so he seemed to have a good time.

I'll be letting him go shortly, but wanted to give a heads up to everyone that owns him in Fantasy League. These two weeks now that he has thrown 4+ td's, have actually been me. I'm in a very close league, and had to skimp on where I drafted a QB (so I got him late). Just to forewarn you all, but you should be trading him after this week.

That is all.

Sincerely,

-Steely McBeam

2 comments:

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

Dear Steely, we like you older brother, the Purdue Boilermaker, much better.

SayHey Kid said...

Bens 5tds werent enough for me to win. Lesson Learned- ALWAYS START JAMAL LEWIS!!!!!! sheesh!