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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Note to self....


Stay the HELL away from the Congo (as if I needed any more reason right?)!!!
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
Seriously, there are some jealous jackasses out there that just need to chill the F*&^ out! It is NOT cool to be messing with a man's junk!!!

That is all...
Posted by Dews at 7:51 PM
Labels: Dews, news, Penis Theft

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