Tuesday, May 13, 2008
We begin today with a story about a man who obviously has his priorities in order. Much thanks to ThursdayNext for the heads up.
Jonah Goldberg wants to hear from you about what Bush's possible legacy will be. I don't care about the wars, wire tapping, or the immense growth of the federal government. To me he'll still be the man who traded Sammy Sosa while he owned the Rangers.
The Republicans have gone corporate (well even more so) in an attempt to rebrand the Republican Party. Reasons to Believe is apparently their slogan, but I don't know if they're vying for the elections in November or that the new X-Files movie isn't too late for anyone to care anymore.
Senator Palpatine is told that Iraqi soldiers don't want a Republican elected as President. His response is to inform them that they cannot vote in our election. Very well done sir, just bypass the part of them wanting us our of THEIR country and let them know that they have no say in this Republican War. The craziest thing about their comment? They understand this war better then almost half this country does.
This is for CityCat, baby they're making a Fraggle Rock movie.
Today is the West Virginia primary and no one believe Obama has a chance in hell. How could he have a chance? The folks who live there fuck their sisters and think the South won the war.
Finally another teacher has been busted though it is a bit ridiculous since he was of legal age. Props to the student, not only does he get a hot teacher, he gets one just in time to do beer runs for the summer.