Tuesday Testicular Truthiness

We begin today with a story about a man who obviously has his priorities in order. Much thanks to ThursdayNext for the heads up.

Jonah Goldberg wants to hear from you about what Bush's possible legacy will be. I don't care about the wars, wire tapping, or the immense growth of the federal government. To me he'll still be the man who traded Sammy Sosa while he owned the Rangers.

The Republicans have gone corporate (well even more so) in an attempt to rebrand the Republican Party. Reasons to Believe is apparently their slogan, but I don't know if they're vying for the elections in November or that the new X-Files movie isn't too late for anyone to care anymore.

Senator Palpatine is told that Iraqi soldiers don't want a Republican elected as President. His response is to inform them that they cannot vote in our election. Very well done sir, just bypass the part of them wanting us our of THEIR country and let them know that they have no say in this Republican War. The craziest thing about their comment? They understand this war better then almost half this country does.

This is for CityCat, baby they're making a Fraggle Rock movie.

Today is the West Virginia primary and no one believe Obama has a chance in hell. How could he have a chance? The folks who live there fuck their sisters and think the South won the war.

Finally another teacher has been busted though it is a bit ridiculous since he was of legal age. Props to the student, not only does he get a hot teacher, he gets one just in time to do beer runs for the summer.

Boomer Sooner My Ass

I didn't watch all of last night's ass kicking by the West Virginia Mountaineers over Boomer Sooner Oklahoma, but I did watch the end and went to sleep with a huge smile on my face for the first time since Tony Dungy and the Colts phoned in their game.

I did learn a few things about Oklahoma and West Virginia during that fourth quarter that I viewed. Namely that Oklahoma cannot even compare to the speed demons that West Virginia has. The Sooners may be able to hit, but only if they can actually touch them.

Owen Schmitt is a fucking football player. He has a mowhawk, and apparently has gone through eleven face masks while a Mountaineer since he hits so hard they break off. I want this guy on the Browns, I need this guy on the Browns. I'm not thinking so much as fullback, though he should be able to play that, but as our own version of Steve Tasker, without the douchbaggery.

The luster of Stoopes has finally worn off. It's ok Bob, I understand why you didn't prepare all that much for WV, their coach left and they lost to Pitt. Then again they are ridiculously fast and motivated to prove it wasn't just their coach.

Bill Stewart is being done right by West Virginia and being named their Head Coach today, congratulations go out to him.

This may have been my favorite bowl since last year's Oklahoma loss.

Time for a sit down sparky

Someone please explain to Pacman Jones the difference between an arrest and being charged with a crime.

Sadly this man went to college and didn't manage to flunk out. With each passing day I get this feeling that someone needs to look into the West Virginia football program. Pacman and Chris Henry...ten arrests between the two of them. Someone needs to go check on the situation over in the Blue Hills.