We begin today with a story about a man who obviously has his priorities in order. Much thanks to ThursdayNext for the heads up.
Jonah Goldberg wants to hear from you about what Bush's possible legacy will be. I don't care about the wars, wire tapping, or the immense growth of the federal government. To me he'll still be the man who traded Sammy Sosa while he owned the Rangers.
The Republicans have gone corporate (well even more so) in an attempt to rebrand the Republican Party. Reasons to Believe is apparently their slogan, but I don't know if they're vying for the elections in November or that the new X-Files movie isn't too late for anyone to care anymore.
Senator Palpatine is told that Iraqi soldiers don't want a Republican elected as President. His response is to inform them that they cannot vote in our election. Very well done sir, just bypass the part of them wanting us our of THEIR country and let them know that they have no say in this Republican War. The craziest thing about their comment? They understand this war better then almost half this country does.
This is for CityCat, baby they're making a Fraggle Rock movie.
Today is the West Virginia primary and no one believe Obama has a chance in hell. How could he have a chance? The folks who live there fuck their sisters and think the South won the war.
Finally another teacher has been busted though it is a bit ridiculous since he was of legal age. Props to the student, not only does he get a hot teacher, he gets one just in time to do beer runs for the summer.
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To be fair to West Virginia, they were a Union State, so they did in fact win the Civil War. As to them banging their sisters....Ill leave that up to you.
telling you guys, they have automatic weapons (as we all found out at camp!),I wouldn't be posting bad shit about em...
Though I guess there isn't a snowballs chance in hell they will see this (having no interwebs there and all), and not being able to read would hinder it too...
Talking Machine Boxes are for the devil
The good people of West By God Virginia will not tolerate your insults!
I say they tar and feather Dews for his insults on the great state of Virginia Jr.
I loves Virginia!!! They just don't like how I done look different then them...
"Boy, you ain't from around these here parts are ya?"
Anything you say about West Virginia applies with equal force to Dews' hometown and the town where he went to high school.
My town, on the other hand, was much more like Detroit.
This is true...
I r a mountain man mahself, from the sticks of appalchia...
Thats apparently why I'm so inept at packing appropriately for camping right?
I disagree. You cannot compare the great state of Vermont as having both "California Hippies" (As has been said in the past) and "West Virginia Rednecks". It just cant happen!
Well, you did want to kill a bear for warmth. And you did in fact slay the symbolic beast and stayed warm that night.
However, you got stuck in a poncho
"It only has one arm hole!!!"
That will definately go down my Dews Hall of Fame speach
I think the phrase "California Hippy" actually came from you SayHey :)
damn ponchos....
Well, the "Vermont Network" incorporated description for Vermont. Which to me made no sense since no Vermonter on the blog has ever been to California.
Does an hour layover in LA count?
I've been to Vegas, thats close enough!
Besides, Sayhey, have you actually been to Vermont?
You mean you fell asleep in Vegas ;-). Im kidding.
I havent been to Vermont, but i also dont compare VA and CA to Vermont either.
that doesn't make any sense, I don't compare California to Vermont, that was you :)
And secondly, I"ve been to VA and VT, so yea, I can do that comparison.
You've made the comparisons in the past.
As for VA, thats fair.
I would drop a Maryland bomb here but im afraid Olney would have me sleep on the couch.
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