Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dews Hump-day roll-out

First off, we have had a brief, but definite Jack Gonzo sighting earlier today, so we know at least that he has not perished in the brutal Texan sun. Gonzo had apparently fell victim to an acute case of "Civilization 4 addiction", which he will pull through successfully with our thoughts and prayers (after this evening, when myself, MoDews, Corey and him may be getting a match in that is).

Anyway, with that message out there to Gonzo's fans, let us now look at the news events of the day!

In a happy bit of news, Iran has proven to the world that is now has the capability to hit Israel with at least a solid ton of payload via their Russian and Chinese enhanced "ShaHab-3" Missle.

The report showed footage of at least three missiles firing simultaneously, and said the barrage included a new version of the Shahab-3 missile, which officials have said has a range of 1,250 miles and is armed with a 1-ton conventional warhead.
That would put Israel, Turkey, the Arabian peninsula, Afghanistan and Pakistan within striking distance.

I'm sure this is bound to ease tensions in the area, especially given the extremely sensitive manner in which Ahmadinejad expresses his disdain for certain neighbors...

This sounds like a helluva day this guy had planned:

Step 1: Steal Beer from 7-Eleven.
Step 2: Hi-Jack local Bus.
Step 3: Spend night in Psych ward.
Step 4: Profit?

Oh yea, do all of the above while bare ass nekkid!
A naked man was arrested Tuesday morning after hijacking a Citizens Area Transit bus.

Las Vegas police said the man, 35-year-old Charles P. Sell, was first seen stealing a beer at the 7-Eleven on the corner of Lamb Boulevard and Washington Avenue about 8 a.m.

An officer arrived at the scene and the man fled, a police spokesman said.

Sell then climbed onto the back of a moving CAT bus traveling east on Washington, broke one of the back windows with his fists, and climbed in.

He threw the driver off the bus and drove it about 200 yards before jumping off, according to police. An officer climbed aboard and stopped it.

I really got no more to add to this story, as I feel it speaks for itself...

That is all for now, hopefully a bit more to come later on.


Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe said...

Everything is better when you're naked.

Except for the snow. That's worse when you're naked.

Dews said...


Its no fun explaining the "Scared Turtle" effect more then absolutely necessary...