JackGonzo: Welcome everyone to the LSWTF live chat of the VP DEBATE!
8:02 PM wow, who chose Gwen's jacket?
SayHey: I think it was Janet Reno
JackGonzo: The wife believes it was Kenley who made the jacket
8:03 PM apparently Palin is going to a funeral
SayHey: She looks scared as hell
JackGonzo: We start off with the bailout
8:04 PM drink
last 8 years
JackGonzo: waitin for the golden
8:05 PM dosagreement with Palin? She hasn't understood a word you said eh
barometer? Welcome to the weather channel
SayHey: Of course, the soccer mom card
JackGonzo: Soccer? I thought she was a hockey mom
SayHey: She needs to pick a stereotype
JackGonzo: two completely different sports
8:06 PM may scare off the anti-immigrants crowd using soccer
we should drink every time she blatantly lies
SHe didnt answer any question
JackGonzo: McCain 2 years ago? Try Obama in 02
8:07 PM SayHey: Yep
JackGonzo: genocide in bosnia?
8:08 PM uhuh sure he is
SayHey: Blowing smoke
JackGonzo: that's why we're outsourcing jobs right Sarah?
8:09 PM SayHey: Drink
JackGonzo: new energy?
SayHey: Dont yah know.....
8:10 PM Joe Six Pack?
JackGonzo: Tonight's drink of choice is romulan ale
JackGonzo: Hockey Moms drink
8:11 PM those are college kids with first time credit cards
8:12 PM Joey? was he in jersey?
JackGonzo: darn right
that phrase alone should be drink
8:13 PM in india
8:14 PM SayHey: Burned1
Snap! Biden knows his stats
JackGonzo: biden is like a crazed fantasy stat geek
SayHey: She should play for the Dodgers
Avoiding the topics
8:15 PM JackGonzo: Why she doesn't have dreds
buying bullets an economy?
8:16 PM SayHey, is it funny the only good pitcher tonight for the Brewers is a Dodger?
8:17 PM small business?
SayHey: Todd and I?
8:18 PM Spare me
JackGonzo: Did we just see a seccessionist?
SayHey: I do
Stefan: Wasn't her question on this topic about the burdens her health care plan would impose on small businesses?
JackGonzo: Wife-Wasn't she just talking about de-regulation? She's talking in circles
8:19 PM SayHey: Throws her party under the bus
JackGonzo: I want to talk to about his health care plans...cause I memorized that!
SayHey: CANADA HOH!!
JackGonzo: scranton drink!
8:20 PM she has this look on her face like, FUCK! he knew that
8:21 PM SayHey: SNAP!
JackGonzo: ohhhhhh snap!
SayHey: Bridge to nowhere......finish your drink
vw gerrman ohhhhhhhh snap
Stefan: I'm impressed that he actually named an item to cut/slow
8:22 PM JackGonzo: He lives, welcome to the party
We'd like to apologize for Dews not being here...he's watching this while rocking out to rock band with a boilermaker
SayHey: She is a Hoosier
8:23 PM JackGonzo: that's what I'm talking bout grasshopper!
SayHey: But he is likely to have a happy night
JackGonzo: Thought she wanted him to cheer for Purdue?
shoot a moose?
8:24 PM Biden looks like a snake ready to strike!
SayHey: Yeh, He is prepared to bite
JackGonzo: And she has yet to answer one question
Stefan: She's sticking to the script really well, regardless of what questions are actually asked.
JackGonzo: bout the only thing you do produce other then hockey players and fur
8:25 PM JackGonzo: re re reaaaaaaaaaally
SayHey: get your popcorn ready
JackGonzo: I believed Biden is saying, Palin...THIS is my pimp hand
8:26 PM SayHey: What did the five fingers say to the face?
JackGonzo: jesus she sounds defeated
SayHey: Yeh she does
She is getting punked
8:27 PM JackGonzo: Her nomination was made my ashton kutcher
8:28 PM Stefan: Note to Palin: do not pick the "would you have supported this bill making it harder for homeowners to receive bankruptcy protection" as the time to start answering questions with a direct "yes".
JackGonzo: lol the little is more principal
8:29 PM she looks like she needs a strong drink
there ya go!
Now she really is talking like Tina Fey
8:30 PM JackGonzo: Energy Foreign Countries Job Creation Tax Cuts Health Care
SayHey: Tina Fey will make a fortune on the next SNL
JackGonzo: National Security drink!
Dinosaurs are a lie!
8:31 PM SayHey: Books are bad.....burn em
Stefan: She's not attributing man's activities to the climate change?
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
SayHey: In theory
8:32 PM JackGonzo: Wait....she believes in climate change?!
SayHey: Why doesnt she pray for the climate to go away?
JackGonzo: Isn't that against the Republican propoganda?
8:33 PM God is melting the caps cause of the gays Joe!
Stefan: According to wikipedia, top 10 countries in terms of pollution emissions:
1. United States
8. United Kingdom
10. South Korea
Those other 9 are clearly putting out more pollution than we would ever stand for.
SayHey: I like that he has solutions
JackGonzo: applesauce bitch
8:34 PM SayHey: She seems clueless
Drill baby drill? Sounds like Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran
JackGonzo: nooooo that was at the convention palin
8:35 PM SayHey: His Wolverine Claws are about to be exposed
JackGonzo: But you would make the earth pay for its rape kit
8:36 PM WOAH
JackGonzo: BIG question
SayHey: Palin is fucked
8:37 PM SayHey: She will pray for the gay to go away
JackGonzo: but...she has a "gay friend"
SayHey: She would fund more Jesus Camps
8:38 PM JackGonzo: She believes it's a choice
8:39 PM Drink
8:40 PM Does she really believe this?
a great american hero....gi joe
8:41 PM SayHey: WOAH
JackGonzo: yes, because the genocide happening in Iraq had nothing to do with the lower violence in Iraq
SayHey: Finally, a call out
Biden is absolutly right
8:42 PM JackGonzo: Biden is like the Senate Fantasy Guru
SayHey: McCant voted against all of that stuff.....The armor and whatnot back in 04
Stefan: The iraqui surplus is actually down to about $60 billion currently
JackGonzo: White Flag of Surrender>
8:43 PM SayHey: pfffft
JackGonzo: Wait, now they want to listen to the commanders on the ground?
SayHey: Wow, the cat claws are out
8:44 PM Reeeeeeer!
JackGonzo: He's rope a doping her
8:45 PM Stefan: Seriously, her gloves came off just there. There's usually more of an implicit understanding of the primary process and the fact that opponents become running mates.
JackGonzo: ohhhhhhh burn
JackGonzo: she's thinking "I hate history"
Stefan: Good question.
JackGonzo: very good
SayHey: I like it
JackGonzo: Great answer Biden
8:46 PM SayHey: He is dead right
JackGonzo: lets see THIS response
SayHey: reboot........reboot.....blue screen of death
8:47 PM JackGonzo: general patreus AND al quaida?
Stefan: Did she just dodge naming the leader of al quaida?
JackGonzo: well at least she got his name right
8:48 PM SayHey: She did
JackGonzo: uh, I'm pretty sure Israel can take care of themselves
8:49 PM Who's paying attention to Cuba other then Miami?!
SayHey: Diplomacy? Didnt she say she would attack Russia?
JackGonzo: The Republicans have TOLERANCE?!
SayHey: Define "friends"
8:50 PM JackGonzo: She's confused
Wait, he doesn't control Iran?
Stefan: He doesn't set nuclear policy there
SayHey: *cough cough * flip flopper
Stefan: That's the ayatollah's pet policy
8:51 PM SayHey: Wow
JackGonzo: I know...that's her thoughts
8:52 PM Israel will never allow a second holocaust
CityCat-She just godwin'd the foreign policy argument
SayHey: This is beyond true
8:53 PM JackGonzo: Joe Biden treating Palin like a moose
8:54 PM SayHey: Palin is the moose, Biden is the gun
Stefan: He's coming dangerously close to openly criticizing Israeli government policies.
SayHey: Olmert is Bushes bitch tho
So, Id say so
Stefan: Admittedly, I think they were poor policies, but that's a dangerous move in american politics.
JackGonzo: We both love Israel YAY!
8:55 PM CityCat-What is she talking about?!
No, Tom Cruise has been Maverick
SayHey: I have no idea..........The ghost of the Admiral is possessing her
8:56 PM JackGonzo: No, she hasn't fallen asleep yet
and I think she's in Missouri
I mean she knows she's in
SayHey: "Where am I" Rarrr Rarrr
Stefan: Good point for Biden to press on.
8:57 PM SayHey: Isnt Ill Jil a vegatable now?
Stefan: Is she implying that we should deploy our nuclear arsenal to prevent proliferation?
JackGonzo: i got to get this talking point in!
SayHey: Dodging another question I see
8:58 PM JackGonzo: we're securing a new mcdonalds!
8:59 PM John McCain wears Grandpa diapers!
SayHey: Oops I crapped my pants
9:00 PM JackGonzo: as opposed to lacadazical and foolhardy
CityCat-This is like Britney Spears at the VMAs
SayHey: She nailed it
9:01 PM CityCat that is
JackGonzo: but afghanistan doesn't oil....duh
SayHey: No, but they have alot of blow.....and we know that Dubya loves the snow
JackGonzo: CityCat-At least someone cares about Darfur
9:02 PM SayHey: Agreed
9:03 PM JackGonzo: ehhhh stumblin a bit, but probably getting too many thoughts in his head
SayHey: Biden is good
Stefan: McKiernan said, regarding Afghanistan: "...no Iraq-style 'surge' of forces will end the conflict there."
SayHey: Palin prolly doesnt know what a Darfur is
JackGonzo: they're craving that straight talk
9:04 PM No Fly Zone?
SayHey: Options on the table?? Talk to me?? What optiosn
JackGonzo: We're talking Darfur, not Iraq
SayHey: Err, options
9:05 PM JackGonzo: as human beigns!
my pint of romulan ale is almost out
where the hell are the commericals?!
SayHey: 25 more minutes.......find some more
9:06 PM JackGonzo: it's in the kitchen
JackGonzo: she can't even look the camera in the face anymore
i uh eh ah uh
SayHey: Her moron giggle is annoying
JackGonzo: yes, we WILL have proof
SayHey: McCant won a war? Im curious to know which one
9:07 PM JackGonzo: Wait, we won Nam?
SayHey: I didnt know that
Stefan: I was just saying that
All these years.......Deceived by those damn books
9:08 PM Great question.......When McCant croaks in 2 years.....
JackGonzo: very interesting question
CityCat-That's what I worry about, Obama getting assassinated
SayHey: I think that worries every supporter
JackGonzo: CityCat-She's not answering questions, why should I?
9:09 PM SayHey: The Republican strategy.....Avoid the questions and steal Liberal platforms
JackGonzo: a team scientologists!
JackGonzo: Tom Cruise all around!
SayHey: WHere is Mel Gibson
JackGonzo: CityCat-You have no opinions! You don't know anything!
9:10 PM SayHey: Maybe he can translate her tongue
JackGonzo: Wasilla has a m,ain street?
9:11 PM Palin-I'm not gonna answer that
I bet they get it Joe eh eh! Wink Wink nudge nudge
SayHey: phooey on you
JackGonzo: pointing backwards?
9:12 PM SayHey: Huh?
Reward is in heaven?
JackGonzo: You mentioned education...I can bring up one of my flashcards!
SayHey: Oh spare me
JackGonzo: Not you SayHey, you're Jewish, so if you were a teacher, you're fucked
but she LOVES Israel
9:13 PM SayHey: We believe in heaven......not hell
JackGonzo: Israel only gets first base though
SayHey: Oh mos def
JackGonzo: You've both been subject to "gotcha" journalism
9:14 PM The vice president has people killed, duh!
SayHey: Nice to know she paid attention in freshmen politics
Special needs families
Stefan: Energy, reform, and short bus kids.
JackGonzo: the VP works with Special needs families
this is new
9:15 PM if he'd shake your hand Joe
CityCat-Joe will be in the room, she'll be on the short bus
9:16 PM SayHey: She can take a seat next to Dan Quail
JackGonzo: tapping? PHONES?!
SayHey: What the hell is she talkin about?
9:17 PM BAM
Stefan: Constitutional smackdown time.
JackGonzo: ohhhh, lesson time for Palin since she doesn't know this!
Open up your book, bitch
JackGonzo: page 652
9:18 PM A business owner?
SayHey: She is a robot
JackGonzo: She's never owned a business right?
SayHey: She is using the CEO of Alaska card
JackGonzo: You're not even connected to the heatland of America!-CityCat
9:19 PM Stefan: A huge energy-producing state: http://blog.prospect.org/blog/ezraklein/palinenergyclaims-thumb-480x443.jpg
SayHey: Tell those guys getting tortured in illegal gulogs
9:20 PM JackGonzo: NICE
nice find Stef
hit that home, get those Hillary voters
9:21 PM Obama is dacing naked in the streets right now
JackGonzo: oh wow
Somehow Biden just pulled a sympathy
SayHey: Yes, a miracle indeed
wow, she almost cried too
9:22 PM SayHey: Drink
JackGonzo: CityCat-and if I don't like you, I'll fire you...and your boss
How is this a diverse background?!
SayHey: Took the ones with the least
JackGonzo: yes, we agree, he needs to leave
SayHey: 2 Jews and a Mormon?
9:23 PM JackGonzo: and a baby!
2 minute warning, Joe Montana has the ball, down by 4
JackGonzo: 2 Jews, a Mormon and a Pizza Place
9:24 PM BYAHHH
JackGonzo: We're going to California!
Stefan: Nice question
JackGonzo: We had the game and we're screwing it up!
SayHey: Yes, im interested in Palins remark
9:25 PM JackGonzo: only want one interested in one against roe v wade
9:26 PM SayHey: Gimmie a break!
Her shit smells like roses
JackGonzo: Compromise Definition...ur doin rung
CityCat-It's easy to compromise when your state has six people
9:28 PM and you fire people!
Stefan: She appoints people regardless of party affiliation?
SayHey: She said so, must be true
JackGonzo: CityCat-Some drives fords and some drive Chevys
9:29 PM Your reign in government spending by charging for rape kits
JackGonzo: I think you're a handsome handsome man
ohhhhhhhhhh mainstream media!
9:30 PM Stefan: I seem to recall her cleaning house when she took office and firing people of opposing political affiliations.
JackGonzo: ...who makes over a million dollars
Stefan: I need to find records on that though
SayHey: In her case, her childrens childrens childrens children
JackGonzo: don't bring up sunset years...mccain gets touchy
SayHey: He sheds a tear
9:31 PM JackGonzo: john mccain is the ONLY man who ever fought for you
...except for the others
9:32 PM get up rock! Cause Mickey loves ya!
9:33 PM Stefan: It's a bit after the fact, but http://www.politico.com/static/PPM106_palin_doc.html documents her firing almost all her top staff because she questioned their political loyalty.
JackGonzo: Never seen a politician so relieved to be done
9:34 PM who the hell is the old guy
SayHey: No clue
JackGonzo: looks like the old guy breaking plates in the DHL commercial
9:35 PM ok, thanks for joining us, have fun recovering tomorrow