On this truly wondrous morning that awakens to a world where Eli Manning has gone back to being Eli Manning…
- We discuss the greatest game the Browns have had since they returned to Cleveland
- SayHey's possible comedy movie that is his future Honeymoon
- The LCS, Molina clan, and Michael Barrett
- John McCain and the desperate acts of a desperate man
JackGonzo: Good Morning Everyone and welcome to a particular raining Tuesday, least in Houston, but a day where is sunshine coming out of my ass
Dews: totally agreed...
SayHey: Im shocked you didnt go on an all night bindge
9:30 AM Dews: Thank you for spanking Manning Gonzo
SayHey: Yes, thank you
Oh Dews, Shawn Alexander is working out with the Skins
JackGonzo: We popped Eli's lil bubble and Mr. SanDiego should be the happiest...cept for maybe PhillyFan
Dews: oh yea, read that last night, to replace Betts
SayHey: Eli looked like the half retard we all grew to love
9:31 AM JackGonzo: Have fun with that...oh and have fun this week Dews
You know, with your hurt corners and the like
and with a returning Soldja
Dews: yea, Smoot is coming back though
JackGonzo: with the Love Boat?
SayHey: What ever happened to Soldja boy?
Dews: ya, wtf was the "Undisclosed illness"?
he goin through drug rehab?
SayHey: I guess his father never told him about STDs
9:32 AM Dews: hahaha
JackGonzo: We don't know, we've been trying to think
SayHey: Im sure it was the Clap
JackGonzo: CityCat thinks something embarassing like Chicken Pox
SayHey: At least it wasnt a broken pinky
Dews: Chicken pox for the genitals....
JackGonzo: ask the Cowboys, the Clap doesn't keep you from playing football
Dews: Romo's Pinky thing is ridiculous
9:33 AM I'm sorry, pull a Ronnie Lott, cut it off and get our ass back on the field
SayHey: Well, im sure the Cowboys have the secret remedy for the clap locked away
Cocaine cures all ailments
JackGonzo: Cocaines a wonderful drug
SayHey: That is is, Rick
9:34 AM Either way, my vote is on the Clap, or another STD of equal or greater value
JackGonzo: which brings us to topic numero uno today. Did the five fingers say something last night to spoiled rich boy, or was this the best game the Browns have played since they returned to Cleveland?
9:35 AM Dews: I think we saw a Browns squad that is finally playing as well as they should be on paper
SayHey: I think that was a statement game of epic greatness for Cleveland
And it puts Quinn back on the bench
Dews: "Now I'm done"
SayHey: "Now im done"
JackGonzo: Nicely done
SayHey: And Stonehands actually did something
9:36 AM JackGonzo: Is the trade deadline over or can we ship Saint Quinn to the Vikings for their first and second rounders yet?
Dews: I will admit, I was shocked to see the score at the bar last night though
SayHey: That game proved my theory.... Cleveland wins when Heiden is their TE
JackGonzo: He would have had two touchdowns if had run full speed after the 70 yard catch
SayHey: Yeh, but his run looked awkward........ i dont think he had footing when he caught the ball
9:37 AM JackGonzo: I think he thought Ross fell down
when he stumbled
SayHey: I think the Quinn experitment is a failure, but if they get a 1 or 2, then its a great trade
Dews: there hasn't been a "Quinn" experiment yet
JackGonzo: Wow, dews theme song just came on my music player
Dews: Which one is that?
JackGonzo: What Is Love Techno Remix
SayHey: Well, If Anderson gave Romeo a reason to be benched, maybe Quinn would play
9:38 AM JackGonzo: Well it's amazing what our offense can do when we have more then just Edwards as a WR
Stallworth didn't do too much, but he at least attracted attention
Dews: and when Edwards can catch
SayHey: Yeh, I swear i saw Stallworth, but that couldnt be
He is fragile
And weak, and a waste of money
JackGonzo: CityCat first thought it was Cribbs
Dews: I don't understand why anyone trys to cover Stalworth
JackGonzo: Still want to trade him to the Cards for Bouldin
9:39 AM SayHey: Yeh, just let Stallworth run 4 yards........he will hurt himself, game over!
Dews: he can't catch!
let him run deep
SayHey: Youd have to add Quinn to that deal
Dews: what is he gonna do?
SayHey: Boldin is damn good
9:40 AM JackGonzo: They wouldn't take it, Leinart AND Quinn? The Raining Men song would play in Phoenix non stop
SayHey: Leinart is crap
That, and Arizon would get that much uglier
JackGonzo: though I chose the right week to start DA
SayHey: The women that is
9:42 AM JackGonzo: Topic Number two...our own SayHey has determined on his Honeymoon vacation, and we know it is somewhere in Mexico. The question is...how quickly does this become a comedy movie with Petco Park East taking a trip to Mexico?
Jeffrey has left
Dews: haha, oh lord
I wouldn't dream of invading anyone's honeymoon
SayHey: Jesus, where is Seth Rogan with the script
9:43 AM Dews: we'll have our trip to Nawlins
that'll be enough
SayHey: True, but the beer flows like wine in Mexico =)
JackGonzo: i can hear it now...DUDE! What are you doing here? We're on our Honeymoon Cowboyfan...you know this....DUDE!
SayHey: Name that movie and ill give ya a cookie
Dews: haven't had much trouble finding beer recently, gotta be honest
SayHey: I can see CowboyFan stumbling in on us
JackGonzo: I have to agree with Dews, my cup runeth over
9:44 AM Yes, but he would likely think it was M Street
SayHey: Well, make sure you have plenty for a refill for tomorrows debate
Dews: er, I won't be at the debate
neither will you
SayHey: Well, directed more at Jack
Dews: ahh right
SayHey: But we will be at the bar once the debate starts
9:45 AM Dews: wonder if they'll have it on
SayHey: Doubtful.......Game 4 of the TB v Dead Sox game is tomorrow
JackGonzo: Ah, I take it this is a KB night
SayHey: Oh yeh
Dews: I'm filling in for Pirates wedensday
SayHey: Or is that game tonight?
JackGonzo: See, and we were gonna have a Debate/ALCS chat, and you two fuck it up in best lewis black voice
9:46 AM Dews: haha
SayHey: Yeh, our speed guys decided that work was more important than sport
Dews: I can get you two Sawks Nation guys for the debate coverage :)
and MoDews will be ome
SayHey: Nah, they wont show
JackGonzo: Looks like it will be myself and Skynet, without you two, who'd rather play with big red balls
9:47 AM Dews: who wouldn't?
SayHey: Saux fans never show their faces when they lose
They are like the mighty osterage (sp)
Head in the ground
SayHey: Ah, good
Dews: dems goooood eatin
SayHey: Hence the (sp) =)
Lets ask Ray fan
JackGonzo: Which brings us to topic number three, thoughts so far on the LCS
9:48 AM Dews: we have a Ray fan?
SayHey: Not really
Dews: really REALLY disappointed in Dodgers
SayHey: We are all Ray fans =)
Not at all
Dews: we are, Tampa
SayHey: I knew they would fuck up
I called that one prior to game 1
Remember...... V is for Victorino
JackGonzo: LMAO someone just offered me Brandon Stokely for Brandon Jacobs
SayHey: Jesus Xrist
9:49 AM With Royal coming back, stokely is a #3 now
Dews: and you said no???
JackGonzo: SayHey is that Xzibit's kid?
9:50 AM SayHey: Nah, I feel dirty adding the CH......hense, the X
JackGonzo: Silly Jews
SayHey: We have our ways =)
Dews: kinda like writing G-d instead ofGod?
JackGonzo: Do the Phillies put Manny and Joe down? Can the Sawx come back and beat the Youth Movement?
9:51 AM Dews: I believe in the Rays
Dodgers I think are done
SayHey: Phillies will own game 5
And I believe in the Rays also......So much momentum and energy
Tough to beat
Especially when Beckett tosses up BP
9:52 AM And Lester getting lit up
Dews: Beckett is all sorts of beat up
JackGonzo: Random note, the Padres actually attempted to send Michael Barrett to the minors, he of course said fuck you, and is now a free agent
Dews: and Lester is FINALLY doing what I picked him to do
SayHey: Im not gonna knock Lester
He proved himself already
JackGonzo: which means Michael Barrett should be a Giant soon
9:53 AM SayHey: One bad game
PFFFFT we have Buster Posey, bratha
AP College baseball player of the year =)
9:54 AM Dews: Posey is not gonna be in the Majors next year
JackGonzo: is he ready right now? Don't you need to keep your age minimum to 36?
9:55 AM SayHey: He isnt ready, but Bengie is still solid and ISNT 36......yet
Dews: whens his bday?
JackGonzo: Oh, that's right, you have one of the 36 Molinas playing in the Majors
They're like The U players on a police blotter, they're everywhere
9:57 AM SayHey: Hey, at least they arent felons
JackGonzo: it was an analogy sparky
SayHey: Oh I know
9:58 AM JackGonzo: ok, topic number four...McCain said yesterday (to excuse his supporters for being racists ignorant fuckwads) that people at his rallys call him a terrorist too. The question is, what other bullshit should we expect to see pulled from his ass in the coming weeks?
9:59 AM PhillyFan: Oh wow I am missing out. I would just like to express my happiness over the last few days in sports
Dews: he has to do SOMETHING
PhillyFan: Sorry was in a meeting!
JackGonzo: excuses excuses, Philly always have excuses lol
SayHey: Good question
I do find it funny that Palin mistook her supporters as protestors in Richmond
PhillyFan: Uuuum the worst part.... I fell asleep for the eighth inning!!!
JackGonzo: Of course it's a good question, they're all good questions
PhillyFan: and woke up when it was over :)
Dews: There we go, PhillyFan and Mr. SanDiego on boad
MrSanDiego: sorry I am late. Just woke up
JackGonzo: we'll get back to number four and go back to number three, the LCS, Padres trying to put Barrett to the Minors, and the number of Molinas in the Majors
Dews: I'm downing 5-hour energy drinks like water over here...
10:01 AM JackGonzo: Coffee is spice my son...
he who controls it...
MrSanDiego: aren't there like four molinas?
SayHey: Benji, Jose, Yadier
10:02 AM Dews: and the lesser known Vladimir
kinda the black sheep
10:03 AM JackGonzo: And of course Danny, Jesus, Marical, Rafael, Pedro, Manuel, and Tom
SayHey: Total agreement, as I predicted =)
MrSanDiego: as did I
JackGonzo: Very true, and the Phils...can't stop the Rays
10:04 AM SayHey: Nope, not at all
Rays will own Hamels
Dews: Phils couldn't stop Rays or Sawks
JackGonzo: I don't know if they'll own Hamels, but the rest of the staff they will
Dews: the real WS is with Sawks and Rays now
SayHey: This is true
More like a spanking tho
Dews: Also, would like to recognize Baldelli for his Homer last night, great story there
10:05 AM glad to see him producing again
SayHey: Good to see he beat his fatigue
PhillyFan: just wait...all I will say
and then I will laugh at you a'll when you are wrong
MrSanDiego: having some google problems
got kicked out
SayHey: Id like to congrat Ryan Howard for actually doing something this this post season also
PhillyFan: very true :)
SayHey: He had an RBI =)
10:06 AM Dews: he struck out right?
SayHey: Well, yeh
PhillyFan: and he got home
SayHey: But he finally got a hit
PhillyFan: on a wildpitch
SayHey: Victorino is a man possessed
PhillyFan: uuum Stairs? niiiice
SayHey: Lesson to Asian pitchers. Dont throw at his head
JackGonzo: The Phillies aren't so much as winning as the Dodgers are losing
10:07 AM SayHey: Im shocked Stairs didnt keel over due to exhaustion when he ran the bases
JackGonzo: I'd throw at the Hawaiians head
PhillyFan: Yes we are....our offense is doing well
SayHey: Offense is doing well indeed
Dews: Stairs is thriving because he's a professional AL East Hitter
JackGonzo: He knows the rules, it's called OG
PhillyFan: Hi 4 y-o ass was able to jognot sprint!
Dews: he played most his career in the Real league
SayHey: pffffft please Dews
10:08 AM PhillyFan: He is also a High School hockey coach in the offseason...
SayHey: Well, he is Canadian
Dews: dude can just flat out hit
has always been able to
JackGonzo: Hell after Victorino I would have thrown at the next guy's hip
SayHey: True, he has a low AVG but he rarely strikes out
10:09 AM JackGonzo: Love that Kuroda kid, not surprised that he's the only starting pitcher really rockin for the Dodgers right now
10:10 AM SayHey: Lowe pitched well last night........he has been solid
PhillyFan: Did anyone see Loge rip his shirt off?
after the first inning?
He was angry. we got to him :)
Dews: I missed it
SayHey: He should be pissed.......Got yanked after giving up just 2 runs
10:11 AM PhillyFan: He sceamed, ripped his shirt down the front, and went inside. I think he needed a replacement :)
SayHey: Im sure that was easy enough, since LA is overstocked with Lowe jerseys
10:12 AM JackGonzo: lol
SayHey: The city wasted all thier money on those damn AndrEw Jones ones
10:13 AM PhillyFan: haha
JackGonzo: Ah, a fine example of why the economy is shit...MLB clubs give all their money to someone like him
SayHey: Yep, 10 mill to play AA baseball
JackGonzo: can I get that job?
10:14 AM Dews: yea, dibs!
MrSanDiego: I am less worried about Barret than what I read about here
JackGonzo: Most overpaid Minor League player since some guy named MJ
SayHey: And Clonse said he was crap in AA.......so who knows
SayHey: er, clone
MrSanDiego: second bullet point
10:15 AM SayHey: Epic stupidity
MrSanDiego: If Peavy winds up in a Yankees or Red Soxs uni I am going to give up baseball
SayHey: Maybe the Giants can get lucky and pull a 1-1 with Zito
SayHey: Wishful thinking
10:16 AM MrSanDiego: given their luck with high priced free agents
JackGonzo: and apparently SsayHey's been sleeping and dreaming this entire chat
10:17 AM SayHey: There is nothing wrong with that
10:18 AM JackGonzo: lol back to topic number four
Dews: I'm genuinely curious to see what McCain pulls
cause, nothing is working
10:19 AM SayHey: I agree
Dews: he went negative, it hurt him
SayHey: Apparently he is releasing his 300th ecomomic recovery plan today
JackGonzo: Wait, something just occured to me...with his comment...
Dews: prolly excellent bedtime reading material
PhillyFan: Random...Palin is speaking at Elon...they will love her there
JackGonzo: nevermind he did say it was Obama rallies
10:20 AM SayHey: I wonder if she will confuse them for protestors also, as she did in Richmond over the weekend
JackGonzo: Flyer fans actually treated her appropriately...but who was the fat Hockey Mom next to her?
MrSanDiego: Two things I found facinating
San Fran Chronicale compared McCain vs Obama to Clinton vs Obama
and it appears that McFail is making the same mistakes
10:21 AM Dews: weird...
MrSanDiego: Quote "lurching from "Only I have the experience to lead" to "I am the only white opponent in this race" to, this week, "I am the scrappy underdog who will fight for you."
Dews: hey, its worth a shot
10:22 AM SayHey: Wow, despetare ranks of an old man
JackGonzo: but it begs the question, has McCain ever been an underdog?
MrSanDiego: second thing I am hearing is that many in the Republican party jsut want to cash it in on McCain
SayHey: He claims he has been
MrSanDiego: and stop directing money to him
Dews: he was in the republican primary for a while
MrSanDiego: instead they want it to go to preventing a Demo 60 seat senate
Dews: he's awful at raising money
JackGonzo: Yeah, I've heard that too, and hope to hell the mess is too big for the Dems to fix in four years and so they hang themselves
10:23 AM It may be WAY too late to prevent that
MrSanDiego: because what is bad for them is bad for everybody...
Clint you anarchist
JackGonzo: say it with me, Senator Al Franken
SayHey: You didnt know this?
Maybe a reason to actually watch CSPAN
10:24 AM Dews: no it won't
JackGonzo: that would be a blast watching investigations
Dews: trust me
that'll put you to sleep faster then Wild Wild West
JackGonzo: please, you can't stay awake without five hour energy anyways
MrSanDiego: at leat Franken can be funny
Dews: if I get some sleep I can stay awake
SayHey: Battlefield Earth!
10:25 AM Dews: oh lord, there we go
SayHey: This is true
MrSanDiego: oh check this out Obama advertising in video games
SayHey: Because all gamers at 18 and older
his campaign is so loaded, they can afford this
10:26 AM MrSanDiego: yeah
that he has the money to blow on advertising
JackGonzo: yeah but those voters have to put the control down and leave the house to vote
MrSanDiego: and the line about "John McCain doesn't know what video games are"
10:27 AM Dews: McCain needs a commercial like the old "Bo Knows" ones
"McCain knows... Blogging"
"McCain knows... Bitches"
"McCain knows... Games"
JackGonzo: how about Palin when responding to the question saying the report finding she did nothing ethically wrong...when it states specifically what ethics rules she broke
McCain knows...trophy wives
McCain knows...skin cancer
10:28 AM MrSanDiego: Then they can feature Levi the high school dropout in one of them
SayHey: Her own Aides warned her about this
JackGonzo: McCain knows...sharp pointy sticks
Dews: McCain knows.... trailer trash
SayHey: McCant knows the elderly
JackGonzo: hey he keeps bringing it up
McCain knows....George Washington...they served together
10:29 AM breaking news
MrSanDiego: I heard McCain worked his way up from sweeping the floors of Constitution Hall during the first Continental Congress to his position now as senior senator
10:30 AM Dews: Its about time they indicted those scum bags
haha, I like it SanDiego
SayHey: proves that good things happen to those who wait........along time
10:31 AM MrSanDiego: since we are covering the republican crime blotter
JackGonzo: Ted Stevens may be taking the stand today
Upstate GOP politician busted for Kiddie Pron
this guy must have been one of Rudy's boys
10:32 AM MrSanDiego: but in the interest of being fair and balanced
10:33 AM the transcript on this post is just too much
10:34 AM JackGonzo: and I think we just found the perfect district for Dews to run in
The congressman from Florida
10:35 AM SayHey: Great, another McCant rant, errr i mean speach on CNN Live
JackGonzo: you have fun with that
after I get this posted it's more coffee and NHL 09 for me
this is a blast to read though
JackGonzo: Finally we will end on this note, as I think a picture is worth a thousand words and this picture pretty much sums it up
10:38 AM Dews: priceless
10:39 AM JackGonzo: and that's all the time we have for one word response hour, join us next time as we move up to two words...good night, good luck, and someone get Dews some burn ointment, he's gonna need it this weekend