Showing posts with label Bill Maher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Maher. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

WoooooooooooHAT??


I know, right? Why do mediocre has-been actors and performers been so adamant about grabbing the political spotlight in this election??? Yes, another powerhouse A list celebrity has endorsed another political candidate, that being Rick "The Nature Boy" Flair. Mr. Woooooooooooooo has endorsed Mike Hukabee as his presidential favorite. Sorry Shane, im not attacking the wrestler himself; he was a damn fine performer back in the day. It bothers me to no end that has been actors think they have some kind of pull. Sure, Chuck Norris could have swayed the election with his chin-fist, but after he shaved off the beard, we realized he does in fact have a chin and not a 3rd fist.

I dont remember this kind of mediocre endorsements in prior elections. It was really big when an organization, such as the NAACP, AFL-CIO, or any other legitimate Union would endorse you. Hell, politicians would scramble and fight for that nomination and they actually meant something. But those days are over. It appears all you need to do to be president is to knock on the surreal life door and pray that Mini-me, Webster, or Vanilla Ice were home. Jose Conseco doesnt count however.

Im not just annoyed that these C-Lister's nominate GOP, coz LORD knows George Clooney and Jason Alexander are out there begging to announce their endorsement for Hillary Clinton or hell, George Clooney. What annoys me is that it gets the front page treatment. There are more important things going on in the world that deserve more attention that Norris and Flair.

Side note- For those of you who love Real Time with Bill Mauer, let me take you back to the funniest dis EVER (2004 Election year)...

Ron Silver (Actor)- "I cant get work in Hollywood anymore because I vote Republican"
Bill Mauer- "You cant get a job in Hollywood because your name IS Ron Silver"

Monday, November 5, 2007

The Haves and Been Hads


God damn do I love Real Time with Bill Maher. The man just hits every point in a idiot proof way that I hope some would be able to pull their heads from their collective rectums and see the truth in the world. Then again, he also has a great plan for the fall holidays:
Maher: “New rule, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas must be combined into one single super-holiday called Thankshallowismas. That way you only have to get together with your batshit family once, in a costume, for candy, presents, and a big turkey dinner. Then it’s everybody into the den to watch football until your drunken uncle calls your cousin a whore.”

You know, Warren Buffett, world's third richest man, should use some of those riches to achieve some good in this world. I am not one to support bribery, but if it would be the cause to get taxes correct and medicine for all the people in America, I'm all for it.