Showing posts with label Jose Canseco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jose Canseco. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

SayHeys Blog O'Fun- Wednesday Edition



There is no doubt I will never, in my wildest dreams, be able to top the good Doctor's last post. The world could end right now and it would mean little. 50 of this boards favorite television beauties all on one forum. But hey, one could try. Its raining, cold, and im unmotivated. So here we go........

Happy 47th birthday goes out to Mr. Henry Lawrence Garfield, AKA the liar himself; Henry Rollins . My question now is, why dont we have some Rollins for 08 t-shirts??

Barack Obama swept the Potomac Primaries in an overwhelming fashion. Hillary still clutches on to those Super Delegates as if it was Bill Clinton's neck. John McCain also swept, which tells me this fabled rumor of a certain sex scandal may either wait til September, or never at all.

Roger Clemens turn to testify before Congress has begun. His good buddy, Andy Pettite has already thrown him under the bus by saying that him and Clemens discussed using HGH years ago. But there is good news, the Godfather of steroids, Jose Canstrikeout told the media he never saw Clemens use. Thats nice, Mr. Honesty and Integrity seeks truth!

On a more hilarious note, John Rocker made it back in the news, saying that he tested positive for steroids back in 2000 and that MLB turned a blind eye on it. For any of you who care about this Redneck piece of shit, say AYE!

Who thought the Danes were cowards?? Not I. After 3 men who attempted to murder the Danish cartoonist, Kurt Westergaard's (Famous for posting the Prophet Mohammed's image in a cartoon) yesterday were arrested, the cartoon was RE-Published for all to see. Man, that takes balls!!

And finally, I was forced to watch 2 straight hours of "American Kareoke". I wish I could have chosen death but the good boyfriend I am, surrendered the remote to OlneyGirl. Needless to say, she is cashing in on our deal. No football, no complaints!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Weds Wrap Around


He may not win, but Senator Chris Dodd is definitely influencing this Presidential Race. We need more men like him in Congress who aren't afraid to say no to corporations.

Why can't you lose your Congressional seat when you spout such idiotic nonsense? I wonder how he would feel if he was swept off to Egypt by mistake.

Dubya visited National Defense University and ran off at the mouth how torture has prevented "terrorist attacks". Don't let this dumbass watch Star Wars, he'll torture George Lucas to know where the Death Star is.

You got to love Christians' fall back plan, always claim you're being persecuted to deflect any real argument. The difference between various science theories and "Intelligent Design" is that scientific theories actually have some evidence, not just some book.

Am I the only one who misses the days when fighting to restore Fourth Amendment rights was not considered traitorous by some? I mean really, giving us back our Constitutional rights helps Osama is the best argument you can come up with? Get bent.

Grady Jackson is now a free agent and some fans are already clamoring to get him on their team. Yes, if the Browns are to be competitive this year we need a nose guard the likes of Jackson to stop the run game.

Finally, we end with Straight Cash Homey's random jersey of the day, Jose Canseco as a memember of....