Weds Wrap Around Post-Wedding Bliss

We have not received all of the pictures yet, so there very well may be very amusing shot of dews somewhere among them, though at the end of this I very well may have to post what has been declared as the greatest picture...well, ever.

The wedding was a rousing success, hailed by all as very possibly the funnest wedding that ever was had. Having quite the hand in it, as opposed to most grooms, it gives me great pleasure in hearing that. I kinda feel like Vince McMahon after Wrestlemania X7, knowing that I just put on a show that may not be equaled. Now then, onto the news, since I am the only one of us who has had a legitimate reason for not posting lately I guess I'll have to be the one to kick the tires and light the fires.

In case you missed it, there was a new Republican sex scandal recently in Pennsylvania. Where as this man may not be guilty of rape he is definitely guilty of upstaging Bob Crane and doing more men then Ted Haggard.

The housing and economic "crisis" is continuing to grow, so what's the Senate's plan? Well, if you guessed big tax cuts and credits for corporations you must have been paying attention these last eight years.

It's probably a good thing that dews and I were at my wedding on Saturday. If we weren't we may have this shindig and in the process gotten arrested on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial.
*PS-The quote from the wife when I told her about this and our near miss with jail, "Probably, see, marriage is already saving you from yourself."

When I told one of my roommates what Obama had said about investigating the possible Bush crimes if he became President his response is one that many will have, "Well he certainly has my vote now."

A beautifully written piece about feminism in society today , the way things have changed, and the future outlook on the equality of the sexes. If you don't believe it still isn't an issue I'll give you an example. People in Texas are still shocked to hear that I would be the one staying home with the child if CityCat and I ever have kids.

Here is a present to SandFleas for doing our wedding, the Charger Girl tryouts photo album. This is what to expect where I'm moving to in a month and a half.

This just in, Allison Stokke is still the hottest woman in all of sports. Hey, I'm married not dead.

An amusing case for our group of lawyers from the great state of Texas and the complication of redneck Engrish.

See, the US and Iran are not as different as they would like you to believe.. After all their conservatives get caught in prostitution sex scandle just as ours are so caught we all just be friends already?

Forget PA, Obama just locked up the tri-state area's primary by getting the most important Super-superdelagate one can get in that area.

Finally, a great pie chart on why Pennsylvanian's are so bitter. I don't know, not having loving JoePa but he still won't retire should be on there as well, eh it seems East side of PA biased anyways.

Thursday Throw Down

See this waste of space alcoholic to the left, well she is a bit notorious for drunk driving has had her day in court and thankfully the judge threw the book at her and her heartless ass. There's not too many people I genuinely hate, but you've made the list Melissa Arrington, there's a special place in Hades saved for people like you.

Well, we now know how Urban Myers manages to get freaks of nature as players. I know I'm not on the committee or what not that governs this kid of shit, but this has to be illegal right?

They have announced the new title for James Bond 22 this morning. I've read the story and can say without a doubt that the story has nothing to do with the actual movie.

Hats off to KSK and their superb rendering of the Redskins Coaching search.

It's always a great day when a team gives Texas A&M and heart wrenching defeat in overtime...FIVE overtimes.

I consider myself pretty intelligent, but I wish I was smart enough to pull off a $7 Billion fraud at a French bank.

Well, they've apparently reached a deal about the "economy stimulus". I don't think it's the right thing, but then I know I won't complain to get some extra cash from the government either.

Didn't someone say they were going to limit earmarks when they got to power or was that all just a wet dream?

Even though things haven't changed much in Congress, at least there's one man still willing to stand up, literally, for our rights and for the things that are right and just. Though, is it me or is he the Jimmy Johnson of the Senate?

All Balls has its list of Hottest Sports Movie Babes of all time on the list. I was going to bash it if it didn't have Ali Larter number one...but I understand why they went the way they did.

I think I may have found the solution for Dews' women troubles the only question is does he get a pet or does he become the pet?

Speaking of Dews, now we know why he's no longer allowed in the state of Illinois.

Monday Blog O Dome

It's been a long since I've done a Blog O Dome, so I figured I'd do one today, especially with everything that has happened this past weekend.

Mike Huckabee, not only pardons a serial rapist he gets his son off for doing his best Michael Vick impersonation. Sorry, if you can't even raise your children to know this is wrong you have no business leading a nation scooter.

Today is the day that Senator Chris Dodd is filibustering the FISA bill on the Senate floor and he needs your ideas for what to read. At least there is one Presidential candidate doing the right thing instead of campaigning.

John Edwards continues to be the only major candidate for President who wants to fight, well, everyone. I look forward to when he goes all Tyler Durden on us.

More on what Obama and Clinton said they would be doing today, and yet they are no where to be seen. They are "politicians", Dodd and Edwards appear to be people who genuinely want to help this country.

Glenn Greenwald is back again with news that the Jewish folks in the media don't actually speak for the majority of Jews in this country.

Wikileaks continues to pimp slap the government this time in proving their online image repair attempt. I'm shocked that the government and or the Republican Party hasn't started paying large buildings of people to control the message online, they're already doing it on TV with Fox News.

Rep Steve King (Asshat-Iowa) attacked one of the nine Democrats who did not vote on the resolution to give Christians and Christmas a hummer. Nice rebuttal by Rep Jim McDermott (D-WA) on what the true mission of Congress should be.

The man who would be a better Speaker of the House Rep. Wexler asked for people to sign his petition to begin impeachment proceedings against Darth Cheney. He was hoping for 50,000 and he got it, in less then 24 hours.

Though no longer Press Secretary, Tony Snow continues the message of the President and Fox News informing us how the second war in America is the War on God. Really, then consider me Lord Asreil if it is you and your people's interpretation of who and what "God" is.

Finally we are going to end today with CREW's Top Ten Ethics Scandals of 2007. Honestly I don't know which one pisses me off more, though most immediate damaging one has to be FEMA and their trailers.

New contributor!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, we have found a new member for our ever increasing stable of writers here at LSWTF.com...

None other then SayHey's good friend, President Ahmadinejad of Iran!

Apparently he is quite the blogger and is not nearly as firebrand in his own pulpit as he is in the court of public opinion!

Equally surprising for a leader known for a kind of thundering public
presence, his blog is not especially tough. He condemns Washington’s policies, but writes infrequently and more ponderously than in his confrontational speeches. Yet the reader comments posted alongside his own seem far less censored and harsher than one might expect.

“I think you are an evil leader,” one comment posted by an American reader said. “Freedom and tolerance are necessities in this day and age, and the fact that your country kills intellectuals, journalists, minorities is horrible and deeply disturbing.”

Those comments run along with supportive ones, including postings that seem
to refer to the new American intelligence estimate that Iran is not actively
pursuing a nuclear weapon, something Mr. Ahmadinejad had repeatedly
asserted.

“I knew you were telling the truth,” wrote a Canadian.

Canada! You have totally gotten me off the hook for occasionally saying I am fascinated by this guy by giving credence to his line of thinking!

And to think, I thought all of Canada was like the Quebecois province... Full of strippers and gravy fries... Apparently you guys hate minorities too! :)

Weds Wrap Around

He may not win, but Senator Chris Dodd is definitely influencing this Presidential Race. We need more men like him in Congress who aren't afraid to say no to corporations.

Why can't you lose your Congressional seat when you spout such idiotic nonsense? I wonder how he would feel if he was swept off to Egypt by mistake.

Dubya visited National Defense University and ran off at the mouth how torture has prevented "terrorist attacks". Don't let this dumbass watch Star Wars, he'll torture George Lucas to know where the Death Star is.

You got to love Christians' fall back plan, always claim you're being persecuted to deflect any real argument. The difference between various science theories and "Intelligent Design" is that scientific theories actually have some evidence, not just some book.

Am I the only one who misses the days when fighting to restore Fourth Amendment rights was not considered traitorous by some? I mean really, giving us back our Constitutional rights helps Osama is the best argument you can come up with? Get bent.

Grady Jackson is now a free agent and some fans are already clamoring to get him on their team. Yes, if the Browns are to be competitive this year we need a nose guard the likes of Jackson to stop the run game.

Finally, we end with Straight Cash Homey's random jersey of the day, Jose Canseco as a memember of....

Monday Blog O Dome

Apparently Vancouver has a ingenius idea when it comes to the homeless and drug addict problem they have in their city. I know Rambo took place in the Northwest, but I had no idea that Brian Dennehey had won the Chief of Police job in Vancouver.

See, I can't understand the right-wing mindset that thinks peace and prosperity were an utter HELL. Seriously people, peace and prosperity should be what you attempt to achieve not burning of your civil rights and constant war.

I love that the idea of relying on the kindness of strangers is the bright idea brought to you by the people who think abstinence only education will stop teenagers from having unprotected sex, or sex at all for that matter.

Surprise surprise, Katie Couric is not a reporter she just reads things off a teleprompter. A real reporter asks questions that have merit, not bullshit fluff pieces of a failed administration.

Glenn Greenwald is back again with another stinging piece, this time about Howie Kurtz and all those other beltway bastards who try to pass themselves off as "reporters" and "journalists". Kurtz and his ilk are the reason the journalism profession has been replaced by bloggers.

Finally, the day is getting closer to when Gonzo may actually be prosecuted for the fired attorney scandle. If I learned one thing from Law and Order, a innocent man preaches his innocence to high heavens, a guilty man lawyers up and keeps quiet.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Friday Blog The Horn

We begin this Friday with a beautiful piece from Paul Krugman about the right's personality this day in age when it comes to the less fortunate. I think he has hit a grand slam, nail on the head, and any other metaphor you wish to come up with.

Maybe the misses can explain to me the logic in this way of thinking. They are trained to withstand torture? Wow, aren't you a simple lil puppet.

Another case of republicans eating their own this time with John Dean. I never thought I'd see the day where I'd actually rather have the Nixon administration then any current one.

Breaking news, further that Ann Coulter is in fact a man, baby. Women shouldn't be allowed to vote, wow, maybe Himmler is a vampire from the 1800s.

It's a sad day when even Stanford doesn't want you Donald Rumsfeld. Then again, this isn't college football so it's not the same but yeah.

Wow, someone with an anti-Dubya shirt actually made it in to a speech. She even gave him a letter from her friends and the White House has already called.

This is a great story coming from the Rockies about their Playoff share. In a world where we see so many me first athletes this is such a breath of fresh air.

Thursday Throw Down

This post reminds me of rules on the GOE forums. Remember kiddies, experience is the only way to have knowledge which comes with age so anyone under the age of fifty is an idiot.

Mr. Comey should be right about his predictions but sadly I don't know if they actually see anything wrong with torture. Sadly the DoJ think they're the head of CTU and the CIA is as competent as Jack Bauer.

Could California voters be something good for a change? I seriously hope this works, and with the quickness, we need Al quick.

Did I wake up in a bizzaro world where Ann Coulture is supposed to be the Conservative voice of reason?! Oh, no, it's just the Today show doing their usual half assery interview as they let Ann Himmler support nuking Iran.

For once the SC does not hear a case and I agree with their decision not to. Bravo SC, I know some of you were tempted to hear it.

Clear Channel Communications is at it again this time censoring the VoteVets ad during the Rush Limbaugh show. I don't think the VV folks will take this sitting down, least I hope they don't.

Apparently the rocket that was to be Fred Thompson's candidacy has faltered at lift off. Of course the man has no passion, Dick Cheney is more alive then the overweight crypt keeper.

I've been wondering where AQI has been getting money for arms well now we know. Sadly an Iraqi who was trying to do the right thing needs asylum from us, and when are we gonna replace the problem of Maliki?

Apparently the reason Republicans weren't investigated in Alabama is because the ones investigating were the ones named. Great job there buckos, this doesn't look like dirty pool what so ever.

The White House attempts to point the finger at a company that doesn't exist. It wasn't the White House it was Red Herring.


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Weds Wrap Around

Rev. Yearwood apparently is having more trouble getting into a session of Congress then folks are getting Led Zepplin tickets. At least Rep Waters saw him and escorted him in, I seriously don't know what is wrong with these guys working the door.

Allow me to present to you a statement by a man who very well may be your next Vice President. This is the guy soldiers are forced to listen to on AFR? Thank the gods for iPods.

Rick Santorum isn't done yet as he thinks he could win the Pennsylvania Governor Race in a few years. Excuse me, asshole, if Lynn Swann couldn't win the race as a Republican, you don't stand a chance.

People wonder why we're about to step into more shit when it comes to Iran. Good going there Deputy Assistant Himmler.

I love it, it proves what some of us have witnessed with family members and friends. The Republican Party is shooting itself in the foot ever so slowly, truly a beautiful thing.

That's how the Gators got so good so quickly they stole Florida State's recruiting model. I guess it is only fitting, they have orange as one of their colors.

Tuesday Blog Round Up

Handy tips for anyone who comes across the Faux News Gestapo from our buddy KO. I would love to be ambushed by these jackoffs, it would be a promo the likes that hasn't been seen since The Rock threw the IC Title off a bridge.

Perhaps Clarence Thomas just fills the one nut job spot on the Supreme Court that has been in place since Chief Justice Rehnquist. Gotta love a man who wishes to send us all back in time seventy years and is afraid of progress.

The Right Wing Blogs have chosen their five favorite people in the world. I am shocked that BillO wasn't higher, but then again fifty and sixty year olds tend not to be on the intertubez.

This is the kind of shit that wakes me up in the middle of the night. Perhaps I over react, but there is no way this should be allowed in this country.

Great, isn't this the kind of news you love waking up to? If you don't believe that corporations are pulling strings in Congress then you must have your eyes welded shut.

We have some Phillies fans here so here is special top ten list for them to say to a Mets fan, if there are any.

Just continuing proof that "Yankees fans" will buy anything with the logo on it. I can't wait to watch them lose in the first round when A-Purse chokes once again.

Monday Blog O Dome

I know there can be some frivolous lawsuits but you shouldn't advocate against them when things you do aren't exactly frivolous. This is Texas, he's lucky that girl's father didn't find him in the parking lot and loaded him onto his hood.

Do not slam military leaders, as long as they're following your party line. Of course Hunt never mentions any names or gives us any link whatsoever so who knows what he's talking about.

We live in an age where people try to mix religion and politics, so let us oblige them with these wonderful bumper stickers. I think my favorite is “Stop Abortion: Stone a Woman of Loose Morals”.

So which is it, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Coors Light? I'm a Yuengling and Flying Dog man myself.

Bad news for SayHey, they've packed up the Deadwood ranch and are no longer making the movies. Eventually I'll watch the show, eventually.

HOLY SHIT, these prices are for Hannah Montana tickets. I wouldn't pay that much to see Ali Larter and Eliza Dushku having sex...well, yeah I probably would but still.

WOOOOOOO, Joe Thesman has been sacked by ESPN. I'm just sad they didn't get LT to come in and blow up his OTHER knee.

Thursday Throw Down

What do you do when your party is hijacked from you? You leave them and join the party who is merely incompetent but not batshit crazy.

Geraldo's boyfriend, Bill'O, claim that Florida student is the biggest wimp in the US, except of course for Eli. Am I the only one who wishes they could taser Biil'O?

How can people support when he has biggots appointed in crucial positions? Too many mosques? If you ask some of us, there are too many churches period in the country that preach the gospel of hate and fear.

Apparently 44 Senators are fine throwing away a document older then the US in their war of terror. Then again they probably hope to foster the belief that we have always been at war with Eastasia.

The Pope apparently snubbed Condi in August when she asked for a meeting. Priest said they could hear Palpatine's cackling laughter all the way in Venice.

I think John Amato has summed up the RNC Chair quite nicely, what a wanker. Giving troops time with their families and out of the fire DEMEANS THEM?! Do you actually think before you speak?

You know how frightening it's getting out there, people are now devolving well known facts to dark age beliefs. If you don't know if the world is round or not then you should be get the gene pool chlorine.

It hasn't been the best week for the White House with everything that has been coming out. Sure, these things may not directly touch the WH, but they're in the same room.

Perhaps it is just MY opinion, but the Senate has more pressing matters right now then condemning an ad bought and paid for by Americans. You know what that is ladies and gentlemen, retroactive censorship, this is the road that leads towards totalitarianism.

Weds Wrap Around

Apparently the Texas Supreme Court very well may believe that the rich should just keep getting richer. I'm sorry, but whatever happened to the Captain of a ship is responsible for what his crew did?

Bill Maher might as well host the Situation Room, he spends enough time there. I for one would be for it, least he doesn't pull punches like Wheezy Blitzer.

Ever since he took office Jim Webb has impressed me. This is a very important amendment and urge everyone to call your Senator and ask them to support it.

Every candidate worries about their closet skeletons, well that term may be perfect for Mitt Romney. I mean did he really think he could hide a bright pink flyer?

It has been said to ask the lower officers, NCOs and soldiers not Generals about progress in Iraq. Well, Jim Webb did just that and if I was his son I'd be pissed that someone else was getting credit for Anbar.

See there was a reason I am a carnivore, everything else will kill you. Like it was said in Revenge of the Nerds 3 or 4, cows eat this shit we eat the cows.

An interesting article by the New York Times Science Section probes morality when it comes to group and individuals. The write up following is exceptionally well done when looking at Progressives and Conservatives.

You've heard of the beltway bubble, now see it in action. This pretty much sums up the problems and failures of the Democrats in Congress.

They just keep picking winners for US Attorney positions don't they? I'm sorry but a government official is the last person who needs to be spouting bible versus, she's a lawyer, she had to have read the Constitution.

Monday Blog O Dome

For once Dubya didn't try to buck congress and settled for a Reagan Republican and not a right wing ideologue. All I care about is him looking into the illegal activities his predecessors were doing when it comes to voting rights and politicizing the Justice Department.

Fox censored an anti-war critic during the Emmys. My hat goes off to Sally, way to speak your mind.

The Emperor and some propaganda spewing jackass were on CNN recently talking about, well you know what they were talking about. Apparently Rep. Pence believes that if we hadn't invaded that Iraq and Iran would now be in a nuclear missile race....wow.

Greenspan, one of the true geniuses of our time has a new book coming which details the difference between Dubya and Clinton and his interactions with them. The shocking news, he declares that Iraq was about the oil.

When Rudy has aides like this asshat he begins to remind me of Dark Helmet. How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?! YO!

Support the troops indeed. How dare you say that about a fallen soldier, I wonder if this guy goes to the Westboro Baptist Church.

Senator Chuck Hagel was on Real Time Friday Night and had a tremendous interview with Bill Maher. I have to wonder if he is lining himself to run as a Vice President candidate, maybe even with the Democratic nominee.

I don't know if I've been this excited for non blockbuster movie since the director's last movie. Looks to be a great cast, fantastic writing, and definitely something worth seeing.

If this is Hill's plan, then it is clear that she has become the lap dog of an industry that is clearly broken and milking many Americans dry. Once again I move closer and closer to John Edwards.

This is the first real good news I've heard from Iraq in a very long time.

Friday Blog The Horn

Sorry everyone, it's been a busy morning at work so it took awhile to go through everything, but enjoy.

An in depth look at the Clinton Conundrum over at Burnt Orange Report. I think it is how a lot of us who pay attention to politics feel about the Senator from New York.

Hypocrisy is defined as the act of condemning or calling for the condemnation of another person when the critic is guilty of the act for which he demands that the accused be condemned. Oh Modern World, how you make me laugh so.

See, it's shit like this that makes me not eat green food. I have sharp teeth for meat, that's how mother nature designed me.

I didn't watch it, but apparently last night's speech was the worse of Dubya's tenure as President. Delusional, dementia, has he suffered multiple concussions perhaps?

I think it is official, John Edwards has earned my vote. This was a fantastic little bit, and summed everything up many of us have been saying.

Though apparently everyone and their mothers issued a statement after Dubya's speech last night. Frankly, I'm tired of hearing what those in power in Washington have to say, they're doing too little too late.

A great argument that I know many don't support but one that I do support. We cannot just wait it out till next year, this man is holding 160,000 of our sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers, cousins, second cousins, former college roommates hostage.

If you cannot agree with this commentary then you are truly lost. They took a golden opportunity and flushed it to forward their own agenda.

Thursday Throw Down

I think this is a wonderful website for a growing problem in Houston and around the country. The Houston We Have A Problem title is also a great touch.

Progress? We don't need no stinking progress. If I'm Pastor Death right now, I would start drinking heavily.

Judas Liberman was declared worst person in the world Tuesday on KO. Does anyone else feel the right killed Judas and replaced him with a cyborg?

I can already here the political hackery that will be said. You know, we don't run governments by polls and the like. You should though guys, last time I checked this was a place for the people by the people.

Ever wonder why some movies are rated the way they are? Well here is a top ten list of the most ridiculous reasons for a rating ever.

There are good military commanders and there is General DavP. I will say my respect for Admiral Fallon just went through the roof, the man was born to lead.

Thankfully the dems found a backbone and threw down the gauntlet. Sorry sparky, one of your fledgling lil lackeys won't get the job, you actually have to appoint someone we can actually trust.

Weds Wrap Around

At least some in Congress won't bend and haven't forgotten the lies they have been told in the past. Thankfully there also seems to be someone to vote for in Texas as well.

It appears someone is afraid of the Christian right because someone claimed not to worship Jesus. I'm right with her on this one, suck it Jesus.

At least someone in the media is giving Kucinich some air time, that person being Ed Schultz. Three hours on the radio, I may just have to tune in and listen.

Hey, the Dems finally stood up to the Repubs over something. How ridiculous is it that the thing THEY want to do is vote on censuring people's opinion?

KO aired from Ground Zero last night. It's getting to feel like we're fighting Eurasia isn't it.

So apparently there is another Pentagon report coming out that calls for the quick withdrawal of troops at the beginning of the year. How convenient that it would come right before the election, sigh, and people will fall for it hook line and sinker.

Wow, they are already eating their own on the right. Romney has had more devious characters in his campaign so far then Nixon.

Where is it going to end when it comes to Capitol Police? Assaulting an officer my ass, that only works when there are no witnesses and the person doesn't have a BROKEN LEG!

As someone who lives in the Beltway Bubble Corrente hits it right on the nose. The folks only go home to see their families, not to talk to those who elect them.

Don't forget about this weekend's march at the White House on the 15th. I know I want to go just so I can see Etan Thomas, Washington Wizards basketball player.

This back and forth yesterday almost makes me sad to see Warner go. Hopefully Virginia will elect another Jim Webb person, we can only hope.

The search for the new Fredo continues with some Bolton look alike in the lead. Just looking at the people they're thinking about one phrase continues over and over in my head, we're fucked.

Monday Blog O Dome

The Burnt Orange Report gives you a look into the minds of Texas voters right now when it comes to the Democrats. I found it odd the difference between female and male voters in regards to the Kiebler elf.

Apparently even Texas Republicans are fed up with the Governor. I've seen Ms Spelling talk on C-SPAN and the Daily Show and she seems to be a good egg, but sadly she's a part of THAT machine.

I know in 2007 there seems to be quite a few Republican scandals, almost constantly. Well it turns out we all feel this way because that is the way the cookie crumbles right now, one a week.

Today is the day for graphs, misleading statistics, and empty rhetoric. I wonder who will be the first to have a Network moment.

At least SOMEONE is attempting to call the White House on its bullshit. Of course it isn't Congress, but if they have any kind of luck it could end up there.

A detailed look at civilian death numbers over at Informed Comment. Apparently the numbers even we expect are far below what most bloggers report.

Apparently we're a bunch of racists in Virginia, or at least that's how I read into Rep. Jefferson's complaint. This is in Northern Virginia he shouldn't have a worry, it's not like he's going towards the Carolinas. I understand why he would want a DC jury, those are the folks that keep electing a felon into office.

You know that dream we have of troops leaving Iraq? Well Dubya and his gang of thieves are doing their best to ensure that it never EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVER happens a-gain!

I would think that the banning of books from a place would be unconstitutional. Then again they're prisoners and who is going to fight for their right of freedom of religion?

Finally, it turns out we should all be good and sober Democrats and come to realize that we're never leaving Iraq, ever. Mr. Kristol, if we're intoxicated it's because we need the special sauce to even listen to your propaganda without losing our lunch.

Friday Blog The Horn

The government's hurry up and wait policy has been in full effect since 2003. First it was finding Bin Laden, then finding Sadaam, Weapons of Mass Destruction and integrity in the hiring and firing process of the DoJ, when will people open their eyes and trust their sense to realize that sandwich in front of them is in fact a shit burger.

Did you know primary voting is how Republicans tell their own? I didn't either, though the commentator is true of a growing number in America. People who were life long Republicans for economic and government issues, not the religious ones. They have seen what has happened to their party and have left it, they are not a part of the blind faithful.

Does anyone else feels like they will need a decoder ring for the General Petraeus report? Well these are the numbers...we have decided upon since those other ones SO don't count. Think Monster Squad, are you sure you're a virgin? Well there was Steve but he doesn't count!

Those damn activist judges following the constitution and rule of law. I guess they just want us all to die in Allah's flame.

So the "beltway insiders believe we will be in Iraq for years to come. Great, this is just the news I want to wake up to in the morning. Of course we will, the Dems are so scared about looking weak on terror they will follow the Vietnam errors to a T.

Corrente brings up a topic very near and dear to my heart the GI Bill and the lack of money we give soldiers for college. This might only be because I will be going to school full time next year, but the bill hasn't gone up as college prices have.

Finally, RFK showed signs of life at a recent game. Hats off goes to this idiot who jumped the fence...into a closed off parking lot.

A beautiful and eloquent article from FDL about the failure of this Democratic congress and their lack of backbone. They've been beaten into submission and there may not be enough liquid courage in DC to get them to act.

Even though Berto is leaving it's business as usual at the DoJ. Is it just me or is it becoming as unlawful a place as the wild wild west in a western movie?

Thank god Joe Friday I mean Rep. Waxman is on the case. With Waxman on the case something might actually be done, least on his end. Then he will need the DoJ to do something and nothing will happen. Does anyone else suspect a lot of people in power right now living outside the United States after 2008 to avoid prosecution?

Thursday Throw Down

If Texas is beginning to go left, then it is a very good sign. Now it's just a matter of who is going to win the nomination.

Apparently Dubya believe in weapons of mass destruction up until 2006. He also believe in John Travolta's acting ability, that the Bills could win the Super Bowl and the tooth fairy.

Well, it's official, Fredrick of Hollywood has entered the race. I can't trust a man who can't even keep his own DAs alive.

Apparently we're all wrong and we're kicking some ass over in Iraq. If kicking ass means being on a base and not wearing a flak jacket then yes, we are indeed kicking some ass.

Moviefone has its list of top twenty five sex scenes in film. Everything was going fine for me until I got done and realized the number one wasn't even on the list. How can you not have Original Sin on this list?

Corrente has joined my side of Elizabeth Edwards being the best person in this whole campaign. I've said it before and I shall say it again, I'd vote for her alone.

I have to agree fully, it is time to wake up. Dubya, you are not Ender Wiggins and this is not a game. You don't get to push the reset button when a life is lost.

You know if I did things in my job just because I was certain I'd probably lose it. Sadly no one seems to be willing to force this asshole out.

Barry found a great flight story involving a hot Hooters waitress, a male stewardess and stupidity.

It takes an independent study to really get a look at Iraq. I'm waiting for their new line to be about how the US' government took a decade to get itself right too.

Senator Stevens, do you see anything wrong with what you did with earmarks? NO! So then you would be surprised that you look guiltier then Charles Manson?

We bring to you more simple answers to simple questions. It is just also another example of why Mississippi is fine and New Orleans looks post-apocalyptic still.