Thursday, August 9, 2007

The Sad Lonely Life of Smart People

A recent study, allegedly, has determined that the smarter you are, the more likely you are to be a virgin. Of course it also shows that the more dee-dee-dee you are, more likely you shall be joining the chess club in virginity land.
The studies show that female and male adolescents with an IQ score either below 70 or above 110 are more likely to be virgins.

Adolescents with IQ scores ranging from 70 to 110 had the lowest probability of virginity, according to two researchers from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The average IQ score is 90 to 110.

As a fairly smart person who gets laid, I understand this study. Though I'm sure Duke folks will laugh at the fact that this study was researched at Chapel Hill, this is study is showing signs of faltering. When I went to high school, I knew the smart kids who got no action, hell some of them STILL haven't had any action in their lives. Today though, geeks rule, and they are having coitus with another person.

On a side note, was anyone really surprised that there were zero virgins found in the Studio Art major?


Dews said...


SayHey Kid said...

And what do we do to nerds Ogar???