It's The Least He Could Do

It appears that Touchdown Jesus attempted to help Notre Dame this week by attempting to kill the USC Football team before it even reached South Bend, Indiana.

USC players, coaches and supporters aboard the team's charter flight from Los Angeles endured a harrowing arrival in South Bend, Ind., on Thursday night. Several players, administrative staff and coaches' spouses said passengers were hurled out of their seats and hit their heads on the ceiling when the plane dropped while making an approach through a lightning storm.

Is that how bad things have gotten in Notre Dame? They're calling upon Jesus to strike down the opposing team before they get their heads kicked in? For shame ND, you should be put on probation for that outside interference. I mean if getting a recruit hookers and booze is against the rules, shouldn't getting the almighty to eliminate your opponents be as well?