Java & Fish Wrap 07.31.08

I woke up this morning at 5:45 central, that's 6:45 eastern for you DC folks. Now this may not seem like a big deal, but try to remember that those of us supporting those who are engaging the bar exam have averaged just as little sleep as the future lawyers of America. Mainly because our home has become Alpha base, I've become a taller Bobby Flay and have been mainlining coffee like a troglodyte in a Jersey diner. You may think the madness is over but I say nay, Texas is three days and today is the final day. Tomorrow morning we all may be say yeah, this is my new fucking hangover, all my friends got the same fucking hangover so what?! A cool thing for me though was last night getting to sit behind a legend, Ken Griffey Jr, and see him hit a monstrous shot out of the park. Then again every home run, and there were plenty last night, was a fucking bomb last night.

That being said tomorrow's edition will either be really early and under the extreme influence of alcohol or very late and subject to hangover.

If there is no sign worse then John McCain is floundering, despite bs polls, is that some Republicans appear to be voting for Obama in November.

I'm almost not in favor of this plea deal as I think it should be treated as if he was drunk when he hit the constable. Wanting him to talk to kids about the dangers of driving while talking on the cell is nice, but they'll be to busy texting on their cells to really pay attention.

Rumors of a possible change of the face of Alaskan politics continue to circulate but this reporter likes to hold on to that age ole saying, I'll believe it when I see it.

McCain's new ad attacks Obama's celebrity by likening him to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, which makes no sense unless he's trying to call Obama spoiled, rich, white trash on a path of self destruction...which could have worked during McCain's primary of 2000 but likely not now.

Obama's camp calls Ludacris' lyrics offensive in regards to certain things he calls Dubya, Hillary and McPOW in the song. I however think it's a brilliant song and don't actually see anything offensive in the song.

McCain attempts to call Obama out of touch while still believing that we should be in Iraq, mistaking countries almost DAILY, and thinking that Dubya has a good approval rating.

Though the Pudge deal to NY surprised many, and put Farnsworth in the perfect city for him, this rumor has me scratching my head even more so. Though, in the past, any trade these teams work together on works out phenomenally for both teams.

As if there wasn't enough fighting in the West Bank, apparently now they're fighting amongst themselves.

The only thing I really care about in this story is the kava, described as a mildly narcotic drink. I think Dews and I may have to take a vacation in Tonga in the future.

Stop the presses, the champ is here in Houston some time today. Of course it's nothing public, but hey I don't get to see politicians all the time anymore.

Watching the game last night was a bit surreal. At one point in the bottom of the first some heckler screamed at JR, "When are you gonna retire?!" I can report that Griffey responded with three fingers.

Well, never say I never said Dubya never did anything right during his Presidency.

Metered Broadband sounds almost as disgusting to me as a Furry Shieza video.

Dear christ, just when you thought the Astros bullpen couldn't get worse they went and traded for LaTroy Hawkins.

Sony may bite with a spin-off of Spidey with a Venom movie, which would be fine, if they didn't completely fuck up Venom in Spiderman 3 and all.

Finally, Cheech and Chong have put their fighting to side, made up and will go on tour for the first time in over 25 years.

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by Rod Lewis

Java & Fish Wrap 07.30.08

I want to say I don't know how it is possible that CityCat is getting more sleep then I am during the Bar exam, but then I did spend a good portion of the evening playing with Dreamweaver attempting to modify the look of LSWTF.com. It may be awhile coming as it has been some time since I've played with Dreamweaver. Keep a look out later today, I'll be coming out with a bunch of trades I would make if I were a good portion of ball clubs before tomorrow's deadline.

Though I find it laughable that some folks actually believed that China would allow the freedom of the internet during the Olympics, it should come as no surprise to find out that the IOC, one of the most corrupt bodies in the world, has worked a deal to block sites.

The best thing about this article is how the ICE lady tries to pass the buck on Congress. Ah just another example of one of Bush's departments playing politics when she knows full well Republicans have been blocking any legislation that included anything like that which would allow what she specifically attempts to put the blame on Democrats.

Even though he is a criminal, Senator Ted Stevens may weather this storm and still get reelected. This should not surprise anyone as the money he has brought in to Alaska more or less equals to bribery.

The Irish can never get a break, as Dewey can attest to, as Bennigans has filed for bankruptcy. But our economy is doing fine, right Dubya?

Go back to the bottle Amy Winehouse, you're no longer needed my dear. The first ever Bond duet is cool, Alicia Keys mixed with Jack White is just down right intriguing.

CityCat was photographed leaving day one of the Bar yesterday for this article. Needless to say her picture wasn't used, and thank god it wasn't, this person has a job working for a newspaper? I write more here on the daily links then the person wrote for that article.

All I can say about this is...uhhh are we searching calls all over mall parking lots now?

I cannot explain why an article about the FTC and food marketing is accompanied by a picture of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Someone please rescue this writer from whatever rock they have been living under. In a related note, when writing a quick note about the Mass repelling a 1913 marriage law a Canadian site used a picture from the Simpsons.

Four Democrats are urging the EPA Chief to resign over the continued politicalization by his hands in the EPA. Personally I think we should take the guy like him out back and beat him with a hose.

House issuing apology for slavery, no word as to when my people should expect an apology for Genocide.

Honestly, I think picutres like this would have helped Kerry in 2004.

Speaker Pelosi hopes her new book is more popular then Congress. Well, at least this book will have a spine.

Finally, Brett Favre has faxed his paperwork to the NFL offices to be reinstated. Personally I hope this leads to only one thing...Brett Favre as an Oakland Raider.

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From ComicCon by Don Solo

Java & Fish Wrap 07.29.08

I'm up at the ass end in the morning because I have to make two separate pots of coffee and pray to some kind of Sumerian God that I am not eaten alive by all the Bar takers before they begin that hellish test. Due to our locality we have become Prime Base Alpha and may the Gods have mercy on my soul....

Not trying to stir the pot of any alumni, but when one looks at the colleges of Monica Goodling and Ralph Sampson, both religious schools one I don't believe is accredited, you cannot really blame for knowing something was against the law. After all everything they learned about law comes from a book they got from the Gideons.

In another example of braininess, lawmakers had to negotiate banning toxins in children's items. I wonder how many of these asshats were actually on the side of, hey if the kid can't handle a lil toxin then he shouldn't be playing with toys. Who would really value a company's right on how they produce a product over a child's life? Oh, of course, the President.

With his term almost over, Dubya is doing his best to make his Presidency look like he's Governor of Texas all over again.

When one's last name is Rockefeller and you can afford a 72 foot yacht you'd think you'd have a better course of action then to abduct your own daughter and have the FBI and Coast Guard looking for you.

Anti-Gay Marriage group sues over language change in their ballot initiative. Hey, Project Marriage, it says the same thing it just shows the bigotry and contempt in your hearts so much better.

Bradley says no to VP, even though no one was really considering him.

Cryptic Studios has taken over the creation of the Star Trek MMORPG...and you thought you couldn't get some people out of the house BEFORE.

Don't hold your breath on the new Ghostbusters game anytime soon.

Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark over the weekend. No word on whether it was American Idol or any other TV show he is a part of.

I know I am watching this tonight...Jurassic Fight Club.

At least someone is trying to get SayHey's Giants to show some signs of life.

Though we all love watching car chases on Cops or some other Fox show, we rarely see the results of said chases.

Finally, yesterday was the 25th anniversary of what has become known as thePine Tar Incident or the greatest run from a dugout to home plate...ever.

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by anitalee

Java & Fish Wrap 07.28.08

Good morning ladies and gentlemen to the brand new segment here on LSWTF.com, Java & Fish Wrap. Ideally this will be produced earlier so when you all get to work and don't feel like engaging in your jobs this may be able to distract you, even if only a little. Of course I now live in Houston and must adjust to waking up early to give this to you all...instead of staying up until five in the morning playing NCAA 09. At any rate hopefully I can inspire some of my fellow contributors to actually post again as well as my departure from the sink hole has really plummeted our postings.

This morning's first story is one I couldn't pass up. Apparently Andrew Giuliani, son of former Mayor of NYC Rudy Giuliani, was kicked off the Duke Golf team and has subsequently sued the school. It appears that "America's Mayor" has a son who is something of a bully and a spoiled lil Blue Devil, which should surprise no one who knows anyone who attended Duke. The real story that they're NOT reporting is how Andrew Giuliani was the inspiration for Syndrome from the Incredibles.


Sadly one cannot follow God and be forward thinking, least not in Tennessee. This story is heart wrenching, and I wish there was some kind of medal that could be given to the man who gave his own life to protect the children inside from that lunatic.

For all those in the Garden State and for all those who claim we never cover naughty Dems, this one is for you.

Other then legislation not moving along I don't have a problem with Senator Coburn's hold on 80 bills in the Senate. Hell, I would cherish the opportunity for debate right now. Show America, or the very few who would be watching, the ignorance of the Republican Party and how backwards they really are.

Things not to do while drunk, a.) get into a fight with your wife, b.) get into car during said fight c.) drive off while wife is on the hood of your car or d.) all of the above.

It didn't take long for Gordon Brown to get a call for resignation. You know it's bad when other Englishmen are considering you boring Gordo.

If any of you doubt the impact of Dubya these last eight years consider where the US Deficit was when he took office and where it will be when he leaves office. Bet you never expected that when you voted for the "common man" in 00.

You only have 100 more days to make your plans for Election Night.

Speaking of the election, Obama was on Meet The Press yesterday speaking on what he wants in his VP. Integrity, independence, and telling him when he's wrong, well I'm not sure where he's going to find that since Jim Webb has already said he doesn't want the job. Perhaps it is the time for Senator Obama to put a call in to Clint Eastwood.

Shia LeBouf, winner of the were tired of seeing him in every movie award, was arrested last night for a DUI after he wrecked his vehicle. I don't think any of us really care since Bumblebee wasn't actually a bug and so he can crash it all he wants as far as we care.

The Dark Knight continues on a monstrous pace and looks to hit Titanic with more then just an iceberg.

Though CityCat is outraged by the obvious snub of Cat Deely from nomination, the nominees of Outstanding Host in a Reality Series or Reality-Competition will not just be up for an award but will actually host the Emmys themselves. Now Heidi and Seacrest can obviously do this, no problem, but what happens to Jeff Probst when he goes inside? What can of fit does Howie go into when Heidi goes to give him the auf Wiedersehen? And does anyone really know who the hell Tom Bergeron is?

Finally, I am a proud fan today as yesterday Brad Ziegler set an MLB record of scoreless innings by a rookie with two innings in yesterday's win over the Rangers. In a season where we didn't expect much and have seen more then our share of surprises, it's great to have bright spots such as this.

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