Tuesday, February 12, 2008

50 Hottest Women on TV TOP 10

Hottest Women 50-41

Hottest Women 40-31

Hottest Women 30-21

Hottest Women 20-11

10. Jamie Pressly-My Name Is Earl
Highest Ranking-1 Lowest Ranking-21

Our second first place vote getter, there was some debate in the jury pool as to whether this vote was still worth while or not. Obviously some felt so, but others felt that she was still living off of Poison Ivy 3 skin and Joe Dirt squeels. Myself, well yes, I did vote for her, then again I own Poison Ivy 3.

-"Look, it doesn't what she does, I still have dreams of her in a leather corset coming up to me and complimenting me on my 'major stockholder".

9. Lena Headey-Terminator:The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Highest Ranking-1 Lowest Ranking-22

If Jamie Pressly is living off of Poison Ivy 3 skin, it could be argued that Lena Headey is living off of 300 skin, and why shouldn't she, she is gorgeous in 300. A definite "upgrade" to the Sarah Connor character, she brings a sexiness that I never really saw in Linda Hamilton. Hell, I understood why CPL Hicks found her attractive all he ever saw was robots and refugees.

-"In life, I am looking for a queen, one who can rule by my side, and looks great in a toga and moonlight."

8. Yvonne Strahovski-Chuck
Highest Rating-1 Lowest Ratings-19

A new comer to Hollywood, the fact that she didn't win this contest I think has more to do with not enough jurors actually seeing the show and this lovely Australian then anything else. She apparently just sent in an audition tape and got the job months later, that's how porn starts most of the time, she must be born under the right star.

-"In Chuck plays a secret agent whose cover job is working at a restaurant with the word "schnitzel" in the title while wearing a German beer girl outfit. Not only is she smokin hot, she can kick your a$$ too. Yvonne is Australian and speaks fluent Polish. How much more into detail do you want me to go about how badly I want her?"

7. Rashida Jones-The Office
Highest Ranking-9 Lowest Ranking-22

Apparently I am the only member of the jury pool who does not watch the Office and, though I'm not the only one enamoured with Rashida Jones, which is probably good or she'd likely go higher. An attractive woman, no doubt, I just don't see the fascination that the rest of the jury pool has, maybe it's her character?

-"She looks like that girl at kickball who just wants to get drunk and fuck the first attractive thing she sees."

6. Alyssa Milano-My Name Is Earl
Highest Ranking-1 Lowest Ranking-17

Every man I know, that is straight and even a few who aren't, has had a thing for Alyssa Milano since the 80s. We were blessed with Embrace of the Vampire and Poison Ivy 2, but for the last decade she's been on television and sadly keeping her clothes on. Now Charmed is over, well one network TV nothing ever dies on TNT, and she has made some appearances on My Name Is Earl which makes her eligible. We can only hope that between her baseball blog, pitcher dating, and cameos that she can go back to direct to DVD movies.

-"My first ever foray into Skinamax was the shower scene in Poison Ivy 2, from there it was all down hill."

5. Katherine Heigl-Grey's Anatomy
Highest Ranking-4 Lowest Ranking-14

Katherine Heigl first garnered men's attention playing one of the aliens on Rosewell followed by a sexy pool shoot for Maxim, now she plays a doctor whose love life leaves much to be desired whose choice in men is down right baffling, except Daddy Winchester, dude is fuckin harsh. She has also delighted us in Knocked Up, which cause a few of our voters to consider something for the first time...

-"I swear, I never thought about sex with a pregnant woman until I saw Knocked Up, now I'm on the prowl for some hot blond baby maker."

4. Ali Larter-Heroes
Highest Ranking-2 Lowest Ranking-20

What can we say about Ali Larter that you aren't exactly expecting? How about she has to be without a doubt the hottest MILF on television right now? I don't believe she's a MILF in real life, but she does play one on TV so it counts. We have all wanted Ali Larter since she was the original Texas cheerleader for our generation, which can be summed up as follows...

-"Look, I don't like heroes, but what I do like is whip cream bikinis."

3. Evangeline Lilly-Lost
Highest Ranking-2 Lowest Ranking-18

Now, I believe Evangeline Lilly is a beautiful woman, there's no argument there. What I think what we're seeing is transference from two places. One being the men, like myself, who are in love with Faith and we see that in Evangeline Lilly. The others are the ones who love Rogue and Gambit, which obviously Kate and Sawyer are...without the mutant powers.

-"They're nuts, if I'm stranded on an island with Evangeline Lilly my first thought wouldn't be how to get off that island, it would how to get off with her."

2. Hayden Panettierre-Heroes
Highest Ranking-1 Lowest Ranking-23

Ever since Heroes aired, there has been a buzz around Hayden Panettierre. A buzz I don't think we've seen since the Olsen Twins when it comes to them turning 18. Well she's turned 18, so why do we all still feel dirty looking at her? Perhaps it's what a friend said that we're all obviously pedophiles because she looks like she's 12 and isn't that what those people want? Perhaps, or maybe we watch WAY too much Law and Order SVU.

-"I know cheerleaders are possible, but she can heal herself from almost any wound. So that means, like the song says, anything goes."

1. Erica Durance-Smallville
Highest Ranking-1 Lowest Ranking-18 Received placement by each juror.

For the first time since Lois and Clark the New Adventures of Superman has a Lois Lane been so adored and wanted by all who apparently see her. Not a traditional beauty in any sense, CityCat doesn't understand the attraction, and not expected to be the hottest woman on the show with Kristin Kreuk on it, she none the less the epitome of hotness right now on television, though only by a small margin. Congratulations Ms. Durance, you have been judged the hottest woman on television right now.

-"As DX once said, once I saw her in the American Flag bikini I was standing at attention!"


Dews said...

Alyssa Milano is of age!

Will always be at the top for me, drawn to those short italian girls because they're probably insane, but in good ways too

SayHey Kid said...

You summed up Evangeline Lilly JUST right. btw- Best picture ever!!

Steve said...

Maybe its because I'm part of a slightly younger generation but I think Milano is outdated and way, way overrated on this list.

Back in her prime? Sure, she deserves the spot...but talking about Milano now is like the Yankees basking in their last championship...sure...it was great 8 years ago, not as special now.

Dews said...

Steve, you're nothing to me now. You're not a cousin, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see my mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

Steve said...


Dews said...

Who wants to go fishing?

SayHey Kid said...

I disagree. She does alot of baseball interviews these days and each one I watch makes me wish i was an MLB pitcher, or at least the guy interviewing her; Joe Buck- You win this battle, but the war isnt over!

Im on the fence with Erica Durance at number 1.

Oh, Rashida Jones is no longer on the Office, but she has a new show, Unhitched.

Steve said...
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Steve said...

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

You have to quit this thing with your cousin, that's the price you pay...

Dews said...


No Godfather III references!!!

Booo Andy Garcia, Boo Joe Mantegna!

Jimmie Perkins said...

Just me with my, "Hayden Panettierre is a midget with stubby little midget arms," comment. But whatever floats your boat. haha.