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We start the day off with some bothersome educational news.

Great, Bush learned all his tricks while he Govenor of Texas.

As a vet, this is about as disgusting as the Pentagon can get.

Apparently, in Alabama, it's ok to kill but not to masturbate.

Well, that's one big name to smell the air of reality will there soon be another?

Finally, Top 25 list that I can agree with almost a hundred percent.

I know it's rhetoric, but it's rhetoric no one else is saying and is getting closer to my vote.

Awesome, one of my favorite pitchers is back pitching in the majors again.

And another ones off the bus and another ones gone another ones gone another ones off the bus!

Hey, who doesn't like a good pig roast?

Jason Giambi breaks a very proud and long standing record. Congrats my boy

I could only hope that one day, I might have a son as pimp as this one.

Finally, may the Gods have mercy on our souls if this assclown become the candidate.

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Yet once again Fredo errrrrrrr Berto is caught in a lie. Anita keeps telling me that perjury is one of the toughest things to prove, but how many more witnesses do we need?

I love how the Washington Post is supposed to be this epicenter of liberal media, hard to be that when former Bush speech writers fluff Rove in its pages.

Tony Snow cites monetary problems as the reason he is leaving his post. Guess this goes to show you how far from America this administration is when you feel that you run out of money when you're making $168,000 a year.

Of course the administration will claim they have no hand in soldiers who chose death over another tour in Iraq.

Caught with their hand in the cookie jar, Faux News tries to under play said cookie jar as not actually having said cookies.

Why can't we have a politician like Jim Mora, how would be focused on the now not the playoffs, are ya kidding me?! Of course this current group of mouth breathers have decided that no matter what happens, we're winning.

FDL has some reflections on the Padilla trial. I for one am not surprised, even if they had more on OJ then they do on this poor bastard. The administration was not going to lose this case and likely stacked the box with stalwart Faux viewers.

K.O. speaks his mind about the Sept 15th report from someone. We know it isn't from Petraeus, he's merely the town crier, but someone wrote it, and from an undisclosed location on Pennsylvania Ave.

Do you need a giant Excel spreadsheet with the entire Division 1 football schedule on it? Of course you do.

I know there has to be at least one Giants fan out there reading this. So, for you, I give you your next reality football star.

You know why I laugh at this? Cause the shit is probably true.

Apparently we were neighbors with Mr. Irrelevant at the ball game.

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My future neighbor over at Seabrook has the picture of the newest license plate available in Oklahoma. Now, if you'll excuse me, I vomited a lil in my mouth.

Bruce Willis, Demigod, has a new girlfriend. A hit movie and a girlfriend hotter then your ex-wife ever was, well done sir.

Penny Hardaway is coming back to try and recreate that 95 Magic.

I can no longer understand the audacity of some people.

I'm glad Anita and I aren't planning on children anytime soon, specially seeing as who was just named Chairman of the Texas Board of Education. Folks, creationism belongs in private catholic schools, not public schools. If you want to teach it as science, you better start teacher how Zeus and the Olympians overthrew the Titans in science class as well.

Of course, they're merely playing follow the leader when it comes to science and you know things like...facts.

I haven't seen it, but unless it is The Usual Suspects, anything starring Stephen Baldwin is a steaming pile of shit. It's bad enough going day to day not knowing if you're gonna make it, now you're gonna be told by Alec's lil brother who was scared shitless by 9-11 that it doesn't matter anyways, we're all fucked.

They still don't get it do they? Gentlemen, ladies, church and state are meant to be separate. We don't influence your sermon, you don't try to change us into a theocracy. If you want a theocracy, move to Utah and become a Mormon.