Thursday Throw Down

So I go off to a crappy Holiday party yesterday and the kids apparently ran off in the night. Well, you get what you pay for. Note to all offices, don't have your holiday parties at a buffet, especially a small one, when there are three other office parties there at the same time. Though I did pull number one in the Dirty Santa and took home a big thing of hot chocolate, go me.

Apparently the good news we've been receiving from Iraq is because the administration has stopped making the military decisions over there and did what Dubya always said he did, and listened to the Generals. Didn't they learn from Vietnam that Politicians have no business running a war, Patton wouldn't stand for this.

Apparently there was a fire in Cheney's office yesterday. Well, cause as we all know you're not guilty of shredding papers if the building simply burns.

This Republican minority has broken a record, they've filibusterd more bills then any other in the history of our country. The scary portion of that is that they're only half one through the two year session.

How can anyone take Republican campaigning serious anymore? I mean seriously, a dog groomer letter from a dog named Spike?

Apparently Huckabee isn't the only Republican candidate with someone affiliated with their campaign that has a dog killing story. What is it with all the Republican killing dogs, isn't that what serial killers do when their children?

The good news, the House passed the Open Government Act this week. The bad news is it pretty much just makes the wait weeks and not years for your request to be denied.

The years top ten quotes were released this week with Don't Taze Me Bro being number one. Nice to see Joe Biden's shot at Rudy making the list, but where is Sparta?

San Diego State's nighttime underwear run occurred this past weekend. I doubt CityCat will allow me to participate in any future University of Houston runs, guess I'll have to use that Journalistic integrity excuse.

Apparently the DoJ isn't too interested in Justice since they had zero representatives on the Hill for this testimony yesterday. It is a very tragic story, the kind of which has run rampant in Iraq and has been the least reported and most offensive non-reporting maybe in the history of this country.

Dubya may get the visit he's been dreading for years now after his folks blocked one of Ahnuld's initiatives. I can't wait till I'm driving by the Mall and Ahnuld's out there topless with camo paint on screaming, "What are you waiting for, I'm right here!!!"

Tuesday Blog Round Up

It appears the story of the day on the radio, blogs, space transmissions is the hypocrisy of the Idaho Senator and his arrest for lewd behavior at an airport.

Apparently some folks in Texas, like the Junior Senator don't believe that Fredo did anything wrong as AG. That alone speaks volume about the current problem in the GOP.

Two major newspaper argue that with Rove and Fredo leaving it gives Bush a fresh chance to work with Congress this next go around. Sadly, I think merely their titles and powers are gone, they shall still assist the President in the advice arena.

Do you know what I enjoy most when it comes to religious news? When our old friend Ted Haggard pops back into the news with a possible con game going on.

Great news, KO managed to get 4 Million viewers before Sunday Night football. You can't stop the signal Mal.

Finally Warner Bros. is starting to get it. Since Brandon Routh and Christian Bale want to stay with their movies the Justice League movie may just turn into the Smallville movie. I for one am all for it, you already have half the cast.

The Penguins and Sabers will play an outside hockey game at Ralph Wilson Stadium. My only question is will they be starting Russell Crowe as the Captain?

Welcome to the team rook, touchdown Jesus can't save your feathery locks.

This is truly a great story about perseverance .

This is the first time I've ever wanted anything to do with the Seattle Mariners. Way to get your fans to cheer for a huge batting slump.

The way they coach down in the swamp has changed much since Spurrier's days.

I'm really glad that I didn't ride the metro yesterday. So when the pope dies, smoke comes from a chimney. When a Bush appointee resigns, they signal hell for the next soldier?

Finally, a few good highlights of Vick's press conference yesterday. He said he had found Jesus, but I didn't see him in attendance, perhaps he was hunting with Cheney at an undisclosed location.

Friday Blog The Horn

We start the day off with some bothersome educational news.

Great, Bush learned all his tricks while he Govenor of Texas.

As a vet, this is about as disgusting as the Pentagon can get.

Apparently, in Alabama, it's ok to kill but not to masturbate.

Well, that's one big name to smell the air of reality will there soon be another?

Finally, Top 25 list that I can agree with almost a hundred percent.

I know it's rhetoric, but it's rhetoric no one else is saying and is getting closer to my vote.

Awesome, one of my favorite pitchers is back pitching in the majors again.

And another ones off the bus and another ones gone another ones gone another ones off the bus!

Hey, who doesn't like a good pig roast?

Jason Giambi breaks a very proud and long standing record. Congrats my boy

I could only hope that one day, I might have a son as pimp as this one.

Finally, may the Gods have mercy on our souls if this assclown become the candidate.

Monday Blog O Dome

I wonder how long it will take before the RWNJ (right wing nut jobs) begin attacking soldiers in the 82nd Airborne.

Good to know that I'll be moving to a place whose bridges are so secure.

Steven Segal blames the FBI for ruining his career. Of course they did, it had nothing to do with wooden acting or woman beating what so ever.

A touching story that Disney will no doubt make into a movie. How a Florida lady got an Alaskan high school a blue football field. I love the part of the story that has the team jumping into the arctic water after the game.

I always thought Notre Dame players lived a higher lifestyle the prostitutes and Naty Light.

Do you like magazine covers, I know I do.

Sorry boys, you've had a month no more extensions for you.

I haven't seen someone try to change the law on his own since Season One of Rome.

AT&T still acting like assclowns.

Newspapers and journalists are still bitching about bloggers.

Friday Blog The Horn

My future neighbor over at Seabrook has the picture of the newest license plate available in Oklahoma. Now, if you'll excuse me, I vomited a lil in my mouth.

Bruce Willis, Demigod, has a new girlfriend. A hit movie and a girlfriend hotter then your ex-wife ever was, well done sir.

Penny Hardaway is coming back to try and recreate that 95 Magic.

I can no longer understand the audacity of some people.

I'm glad Anita and I aren't planning on children anytime soon, specially seeing as who was just named Chairman of the Texas Board of Education. Folks, creationism belongs in private catholic schools, not public schools. If you want to teach it as science, you better start teacher how Zeus and the Olympians overthrew the Titans in science class as well.

Of course, they're merely playing follow the leader when it comes to science and you know things like...facts.

I haven't seen it, but unless it is The Usual Suspects, anything starring Stephen Baldwin is a steaming pile of shit. It's bad enough going day to day not knowing if you're gonna make it, now you're gonna be told by Alec's lil brother who was scared shitless by 9-11 that it doesn't matter anyways, we're all fucked.

They still don't get it do they? Gentlemen, ladies, church and state are meant to be separate. We don't influence your sermon, you don't try to change us into a theocracy. If you want a theocracy, move to Utah and become a Mormon.